• The Last Showgirl

    The Last Showgirl

    ★★★½

    Pamela Anderson genuinely shines with the full power of the sun. The same cannot be said for the film itself.

    I am so devastated to not be writing a five star review. This was my most anticipated release of 2025, I'd spent months raving about how wonderful this film would be. I even travelled to a different cinema since they weren't showing it at my local. Unfortunately, I left rather disappointed.

    Many odd choices were made here, some of the…

  • It Happened One Night

    It Happened One Night

    ★★★★★

    It's nice to know that even if they didn't have AO3 in the 1930s they still got to enjoy the tropes 🤧

    Arguably Clark Gable was far more charming in this than Gone with the Wind

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★

    It was obvious something was off the minute he had her carrying both suitcases inside 🤧 man up smh

    I'm not the first person to say this and I won't be the last but I wish the marketing hadn't spoiled the twist. It was a super fun film but would've been a million times better if it hadn't been spoiled. Sophie Thatcher is dazzling and I'm always happy to see Harvey Guillén. Also yes please bring back pretty title cards,…

  • The Sound of Music

    The Sound of Music

    ★★★★★

    60 years of The Sound of Music

    Literally the most dreamy film for a Sunday morning. It's got everything! Julie Andrews is an angel, enemies to lovers, longing, singing and Christopher Plummer looking fine as hell while ripping apart a nazi flag with his bare hands.

    (To clarify: the film is NOT dreamy when the nazi's turn up)

  • Bull Durham

    Bull Durham

    ★★½

    Susan Sarandon you are so gorgeous but this is so boring 😭 not my niche of horny film 🤧

  • Salvador

    Salvador

    The violent and graphic rape was the final straw for me 👍

    This film makes me feel grimy for giving it the time of day. Standard exploitative white saviour film.

    "Where else in the world can you get a virgin to sit on your face for 8 bucks?" I fucking HATE this guy

  • The Great Escape

    The Great Escape

    ★★★½

    Not my cup of tea but still pretty engaging. I can imagine when I tell my dad in a weeks time that I watched this he'll start raving about it. Not something I'll revisit but still glad I checked it out at least once.

  • Village of the Damned

    Village of the Damned

    ★★★½

    Personally? I would've thrown those freaky looking babies out the window IMMEDIATELY. Fuck them kids.

    I don't know if it was the copy I watched but the voice over for the kids was not synced good 😭 I'm not taking you serious little dude when your words don't line up.

  • I Married a Witch

    I Married a Witch

    ★★★★★

    This ones for the girls who were raised on Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

    As everyone is well aware, Veronica Lake is hypnotic. No one else could've made this as charming as it was. The perfect flick for Halloween. I've been meaning to watch this for Halloween for the past 2 years but never found time to fit it in and I could not wait until this Halloween to roll around. I think I'm inlove with this film it's so fun and dreamy. Its got similar charm to The Ghost and Mrs.Muir as well 🫠

  • National Theatre Live: Underdog: The Other Other Brontë

    National Theatre Live: Underdog: The Other Other Brontë

    ★★★★

    In this they say Charles Dickens has malewife energy and I couldn't agree more.

    And Charlotte Brontë dances to Dua Lipa.

    Brontë sisters you are so dear to me, Branwell too.

  • The Dying Swan

    The Dying Swan

    ★★★★

    Hauntingly beautiful

  • National Theatre Live: Prima Facie

    National Theatre Live: Prima Facie

    ★★★★★

    Jodie Comer is a POWERHOUSE

    After 3 years of patiently waiting I finally have gotten the chance to see this masterpiece. I owe this to my pookie for letting me use their NTH login, everyone say thank you 🙂‍↕️ This is a genuine masterpiece, guts you from the inside out. I feel like a bucket of ice water has been thrown over me.

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