I spent the ENTIRETY of last year yapping about how this band was gonna be iconic and I have been proven right
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Abigail 2024
Now what on earth were those teeth 😭
Matthew Crawley be looking different here.
Slightly disappointed by this I wish they hadn't given so much away in the trailers plus it felt disjointed at times. Such a great cast though and jesus christ how much fake blood did they use??? Also why did they explode like that damn 😭 Melissa Barrera you are jesus.
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Black Christmas 1974
Day 1:
Okay Peter please shut up about the baby we can tell who you voted for 😭Feeling like a fake horror fan rn yes this is my first time viewing this classic and omg it definitely lives up to the hype.
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Woman of the Hour 2023
The minute a man name drops Roman Polanski to me I'm screaming and punching him.
This is TERRIFYING, Anna Kendrick I love you
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Inside Out 2 2024
Anger and Pouchy were definitely freaking it btw.
Disney needed to add a content warning on this one because my blood pressure went up incredibly high, this girl was stressing me out 😭
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The Outrun 2024
Never thought I'd see Saoirse Ronan spark up a cigarette outside my childhood favourite cafe (Pomona Cafe you will always be famous)
This one's going to be a more personal review as I grew up in Orkney from the ages of 4 to 10 and this hit theatres just after the 10th anniversary of me leaving Orkney. To say I cried like a bitch would be an understatement.
This film really gives the memoir its based upon a whole new…
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The Holdovers 2023
Manages to capture an essence most modern films can't even fathom.
Finally! I've been waiting patiently to watch this for over a year. Since the UK didn't get it until the end of January it made sense to wait till Xmas but damn I nearly caved. This is superb! Wish I'd went to see it in the cinema despite the horrific uk distribution times.
I am not afraid to say Paul was robbed of that Oscar, what a performance! Will 100% be getting rewatched every Christmas, even my mum agrees.
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The Strangers: Chapter 1 2024
The most exciting part of this film was when my fav song Night's in white satin played. The rest sucked.
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Wicked 2024
Most best friend's go see Wicked and say awee we are so Glinda and Elphaba coded, Niamh and I walked out and said we were the goat and Fiyero.
Jeff Goldblum looked fine as hell.
While I did not cry like everyone on tiktok did, this is undeniably fantastic and trust me I had a lot of doubt. The runtime goes surprisingly past and I'm already eager to see it again. Definitely to be experienced in the cinema.
I'm super sleepy so I will probably come back to edit this with a bit more detail but yasss Wicked is good.
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Your Monster 2024
Need this to happen to me immediately. I needed this to happen to me yesterday, I needed this to happen to me years ago.
Of course they were made for each other they both had incredible taste in film.
2024 has been such a good year for weird couple cinema, this and Lisa Frankenstein will make a fantastic double feature.
This is so utterly charming everything about it is just superb. Definitely worth the money I spent to rent it I cannot wait to get my hands on a psychical copy. Melissa the woman you are!!
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