• Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★★★

    If you leave something behind, you gain something too.

    I am completely hypnotized by this. Been sitting with this feeling for a while now. This posed so many questions of fate and will undoubtedly stir up every emotion inside of you but most of all, the feeling of longing. It’s no surprise that my favorite films are about longing for something or someone and not fully comprehending why that longing is oftentimes met with pain. Knew I was in the…

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    Humans only have one ending. Ideas live forever.

    Are you feeling depressed? Introspective? Questioning your place in the world? Tired of being expected to be everything for everyone all the time at the expense of your own sanity? Well, do I have just the movie for you!!! So you know when people say CINEMA IS BACK!! They are actually talking about Barbie! I have never had this much fun in a movie theater in my entire life. Greta managed to nourish…

  • Hitting It Hard

    Hitting It Hard

    ★★★★

    a visceral and wholesome home video of the Vanilla Sky press tour where I think Tom and Penelope invented vlogging??

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    ★★★★★

    more like all too unwell am I right

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★½

    A masterclass in curiosity and humanistic expression.
    Spellbinding journeys at every turn where Yorgos thrusts you into a world of fantasy and dreams. Every frame mimics a renaissance painting dripping with color. So much so that it feels like you can taste it. Everyone should experience the world with unbridled childlike wonder like Bella Baxter ✨ As her brain slowly develops such grandiose ideas of life’s true meaning, her ability to speak freely beyond the confines of what is polite and…

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★★★½

    One man's cruelty is another man's pragmatism

    Fincher masters methodical precision like never before that it’s almost magical how simply it’s executed. Why does a film that contains such heavy, violent subject matter, feel somehow light and fun??? Am I okay? Is David Fincher okay?? The script flows in and out like streams of consciousness in between the overtly intentional Smiths songs that you can’t help but be locked in and root for this psychopath.

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You’re not Woodsboro

    Immediate first thoughts:
    - This was the most fun I’ve had watching a Scream movie since 4 and I feel like my soul has been reborn??? 🥰
    - Samara Weaving talking about cinema tropes and film studies in her Aussie accent is the hottest thing ever and I was so sad to see her go 
    - The first of the franchise in a while where the new characters were actually all collectively great actors? Anika I’m talking…

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    ★★★★★

    Watched for full moon in gemini for lupin ✨❤️‍🔥

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★½

    I’ll just be here, drowning in a pool of my own tears

  • Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    ★★★★★

    Second best day of my life. The first was seeing The Eras Tour live. Went from smiling to hysterically sobbing to smiling again (the girl’s boyfriend that sat next to me probably thought I was not okay and he was absolutely correct!) You either get it or you don’t, and if you don’t, I feel bad for you! Life must be miserable! too much? don’t care! Life is fleeting and I’m high off Taylor’s ass in that chair during Vigilante Shit <3

  • Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

    Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

    ★★★

    Takes Manhattan my ass!!!! HOWEVER, this is so much fucking fun that you cannot help but love it. Sure, the acting is supreme dog shit and the story is nonsensical but the city lights gleaming off Jason’s mask is sort of magical!!!!

  • Frankenhooker

    Frankenhooker

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It was Jeffrey force feeding red wine to his dead wife’s decapitated head for me

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