• Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem

    Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem

    this was weirdly entertaining for a movie that i would’ve never watched on my own. my friend literally dragged me to the cinema at nine pm to watch this shit.

  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    ★★★½

    tag yourself, im the guy who told the old lady he’s satan

  • The Terminal

    The Terminal

    ★★★★★

    as a professional hater, i literally cannot hate on this movie

  • My Old Ass

    My Old Ass

    ★★★★½

    how was he not weirded tf out by that hug?

  • Despicable Me 4

    Despicable Me 4

    insane anti-roach propaganda

  • Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour

    Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour

    the chappell roan appearance was very much needed

  • Spin Me Round

    Spin Me Round

    ★★★

    no one has ever looked hotter than aubrey plaza in this

  • Agatha All Along

    Agatha All Along

    ★★★★

    WHO. THE. FUCK. CAME UP WITH THAT ENDING????
    i’d give this five stars if they had given billy less screen time and instead had actually elaborated on agathario’s relationship. if i kms it’s marvel’s fault.

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★★★

    love comes crumbling down when fantasy dies.

    i was conflicted on what to rate this. i decided to be generous to compensate for all the fun-hating people on this app. i’ll start by addressing the elephant in the room… the fact that this was basically a musical. it’s an stylistic choice that i personally wouldn’t have made, but then again… it’s the goddam joker, he’s insane, it’s not out of character for him to make up musical numbers in his…

  • Failure

    Failure

    if aubrey plaza broke into my house i’d thank her and beg her to stay

  • Afternoon Delight

    Afternoon Delight

    ★★★

    “what the fuck is the cloud??!!!”
    i actually enjoyed this a lot

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★½

    how did he pull so many baddies?

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