Richard has written 60 reviews for films during 2020.

  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

    ★★★

    Everything that hapens in the first film happens again in the second film, except in New York. Pesci and Stern are absolutely, horrifically, brutalised.

  • Yogi's First Christmas

    Yogi's First Christmas

    ★★★★★

    Cinematic masterpiece, the greatest Christmas film of all time and probably in fact the greatest film ever made in any genre ever.

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★★½

    Michael Caine is the definitive Ebenezer Scrooge and the Great Gonzo is the definitive Charles Dickens.

  • Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure

    Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure

    ★½

    Don't get me wrong, it is absolutely terrible, but at least it brings some proper closure for the best character from the most important movie trilogy of the modern age.

  • The Star Wars Holiday Special

    The Star Wars Holiday Special

    ½

    There is no doubt that 2020 is the worst year in post-war history, but this is compelling evidence that 1978 was the second worst.

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    ★★★★

    This is the Python on film I've seen the most and despite not having watched it for 20-odd years most of it was still very familiar. here's a heck of a lot packed into its 90 minute run time and it's fair to say the kids were bemused.

  • Onward

    Onward

    ★★★½

    For a film about magical creatures, made by that most magical of animation studios Pixar, it just didn't feel that magical. Onward is quite a wacky concept when you think about it and I did really enjoy it but I dunno, it was just missing taht little bit of extra pizzazz that you get from the very best Pixar films.

  • X2

    X2

    ★★★★

    Bigger, bolder and louder than the first installment, X Men 2 ticks all the appropriate superhero movie boxes. William Stryker may be a one dimensional movie villain but Alan Cumming's pitch perfect Nightcrawler more than makes up for it.

  • Hocus Pocus

    Hocus Pocus

    ★★★

    Disney Channel nonsense that doesn't bear close scrutiny but Bette Midler drags it several rungs up the ladder and Sarah Jessica Parker provides particularly good support.

  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express

    ★★★

    Aside from a character-establishing preface, this is a pretty traditional and faithful rendering of the Agatha Christie novel. It's fine, the cast is great, it looks good (although the train is very obviously CGI at some points) but I just don't really understand the point of it. The story's been done numerous times before and this adaptation brings little new to the party. To be honest I don't think it's any better than the David Suchet TV version (and he will always be the definitive Poirot anyway).

  • X-Men

    X-Men

    ★★★½

    It's a bit slight with a 100 minute running time (including credits) and as a result there's not a lot of time for relationship development between any of the characters. Some of the action, particularly one-on-one fight scenes, is really quite stilted and the effects are starting to show their age. Also Toad is a really shit supervillain.

    But despite all that, X-Men is a lot of fun with a fantastic opening act and of course this film helped usher in the modern age of superhero movies so bonus points for that.

  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    ★★★

    It's pleasant. It's fine. It looks really good. It needs more Helena Bonham-Carter.

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