• Bad Santa 2

    Bad Santa 2

    ★★½

    This was okay. Anyways, Merry Christmas Everybody!

  • The Office Retrospective

    The Office Retrospective

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is gonna be (PROBABLY) my longest review.

    The Office is one of my favourite shows and it’s actually better than the UK original. It’s one of the most quotable shows ever and one of the best. 

    Here’s a description of my thoughts of each season of the show:

    Season 1: season 1 isn’t one of The Office’s best seasons but it’s where it was trying to find its footing. It’s an example of how far this show has come…

  • Space Chimps

    Space Chimps

    I was going to kill myself until I watched this film

  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    ★★★★★

    This is now in my top 10. This film is phenomenal the performance from Linda Blair is absolutely terrifying. The film isn’t about the exorcism itself it’s really only midway through the exorcism comes into it but it’s about developing the characters. And Pazuzu is terrifying when he appears on screen.

  • The Kissing Booth 3

    The Kissing Booth 3

    ½

    They cancelled Mindhunter for The Kissing Booth Trilogy

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★½

    This film is one of the best superhero movies ever made. Yes, up there with The Dark Knight, Superman and Superman 2, Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man Trilogy and Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse. It’s easily the best film in the DCEU and easily in the top 5 dc movies. It’s a comedic film and all the jokes land.

  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★★★

    What a film

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★★

    I didn’t cry but ALL I WANT IS TO SEE THE REED.CO.UK ADVERT!!!!!

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    The 2nd greatest film of all time

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    Morbius saved my family. My wife was going to leave me for a cardboard cutout of Paul Blart but then I said hey let’s got and watch Morbius and then we’re back together.

    My sex life with my wife has been through the roof with me and my wife having sex everyday and we’ve just cummed to this film.

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ½

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) is one of the worst remakes I’ve ever seen. The acting is as bland and generic as the characters which are just stereotypical horror characters who get killed. The look of this film is so lifeless. There’s not a single good thing about this film.

  • Home Alone

    Home Alone

    This is one of the essential Christmas movies

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