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  • Christmas on the Alpaca Farm

    Christmas on the Alpaca Farm 2023

    ★★ Watched 08 Dec 2024

    i love when christmas movie titles are just the exact plot. like yes this is christmas on the alpaca farm.

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2 2022

    ★½ Watched 08 Oct 2024

    midway through this i cancelled my tickets for scream unseen in the cinema tomorrow since the clues are very much pointing towards terrifier 3 & i think i’ve concluded these films are Not For Me. it could very much not be, but i am not a risk-taker. 

    that said, sienna shaw is a very cool character & final girl and these stars are for her.

  • Frankie and Johnny

    Frankie and Johnny 1991

    ★★★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2024

    “he’s nice.”

    i love when you can tell when watching a film that it’s going to be a new favourite. these weird, awkward, lonely, lovely characters are all terribly endearing and i cannot wait to revisit this story over & over again. an underrated gem of a movie ⭐️

    “oh, that’s a rotten thing to say.” 

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023

    ★★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2024

    “he is not to be underestimated: a master of infiltration, deception, sabotage and psych warfare. for all intents and purposes, ladies and gentlemen, a mind-reading, shape-shifting incarnation of chaos. so, for your safety, and the safety of those around you, do not consider him secure unless you have driven a wooden stake through his open heart.”

    coolest description of a character ever i think.

  • Clueless

    Clueless 1995

    ★★★★ Rewatched 12 Jun 2024 4

    thinking about that one interview where anya taylor-joy and johnny flynn do impressions from clueless <3

  • Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    Mission: Impossible – Fallout 2018

    ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jun 2024

    i feel like i’ve been watching this movie for years. which i mean as the most sincere compliment. it’s non-stop for all 147 minutes. this franchise is occupying quite a bit of my brain space at the moment and i think i may have found my favourite. unexpectedly disappointed i only have one more to watch. 

    <3 mission impossible franchise i am a fan of u !!!!!

  • Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation 2015

    ★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2024

    me anytime i see something set at an opera: wow this is so phantom of the opera (2004) coded

  • Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

    Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol 2011

    ★★★½ Watched 05 Jun 2024

    im unexpectedly becoming utterly obsessed with these movies. i love the chaos.

  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III 2006

    ★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2024 1

    think i guessed every major plot point through this movie but i say that with LOVE. i had FUN.

  • Clue

    Clue 1985

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 28 May 2024

    funny and silly and utterly, completely brilliant.

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

    ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2024

    actually think i’m unable to dislike an animated movie, especially one with a style as cool as this.

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II 2000

    ★★ Watched 28 Jan 2024 1

    watching these movies because they are supposed to be great. not sure about that with this one.

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