mm has written 76 reviews for films during 2023.

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    An absolute banger.

    No mussin, no fussin, just a tight little movie that makes good on is premise. Every scene and concept here flows fluidly, building to a wonderfully dark finale where King Psycho turns what should be his heaven into his own personal hell.

  • The Pale Blue Eye

    The Pale Blue Eye

    ★★★★

    This was literally everything I needed it to be.

    I concede it's cliched, and not directed with any particular flair or POV, but sometimes you're just looking for a vibe.

    The vibe being: spooky, winter-set, with cool costumes and some gorgeous practical filmmaking. I love movies where you can feel the cold. This was no exception.

    And it has to be said again: Harry Melling! What an out-of-nowhere cool career from being an HP bit player.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★½

    Extended Edition

    I decided to address my disconnect with The Lord of the Rings once and for all by watching the definitive versions of the story in the only way my smooth brain can process: by watching it like a miniseries.

    Over the course of the week, I watched this in 1:15ish increments, and I can confirm that helped me understand what was going on and who everyone was.

    My memories of the theatrical cut are hazy to say the…

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★½

    Extended Edition

    The sexual undertones between Frodo and Sam graduate to overtones in this one.

    Such an incredible opening sequence, though the big G's return doesn't make much sense tbh. I tried reading a wiki page to try and understand the subject, but alas, I am too dumb.

    Helm's Deep stressed me out as well. And I loved Gollum's little fish song! How they could make me care about that little ghoul is a feat in and of itself.

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★½

    "Fuck off, Helen!"

  • Minority Report

    Minority Report

    ★★★★

    First time I’ve seen in…maybe 10 years? Idk. Time is fun.

    This is a perfect example of a good movie that Spielberg’s directing elevated into a great one.

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    ★★

    I want to give M. Night a big hug for shooting this on film. The praise stops there though.

    There just isn’t a lot there with this one, unfortunately. It’s got a thin script, cringey dialogue and performances, the usual Shyamalan fare.

    I’m glad some people are getting enjoyment or deeper meaning from this phase of Shyamalan, I just can’t get there.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★½

    Took my time with this one to give it a chance to really stick the emotional landing.

    It did!

    You bow to no one.

    Good stuff. Can’t even imagine the kind of sobbing that happened in the theater back in ‘03.

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★★

    There’s so much to say about this, an essentially perfect movie, but the thing I most want to call out is Tarantino’s insane choice of using like six different fonts in the opening credits.

    Please don’t stop making movies, sir.

  • Titanic

    Titanic

    ★★★★½

    It’s wild when you actually watch something of this magnitude in pop culture, because you get exposed to all that people don’t talk about, as well as The Memes.

    For example, I had absolutely no idea that Kathy Bates was in this, so when she showed up I legit shrieked with delight. Now I understand why this made $2 billion. You just had to go back for more Bates.

    And while I’ll take it to my grave that T2 and…

  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    ★★★★★

    Fincher makes this shit look easy.

    From the North to the South, Ebudæ unto Khartoum

    From the deep Sea of Clouds to the Island of the Moon

    Carry me on the waves to the lands I've never been

    Carry me on the waves to the lands I've never seen

    We can sail, we can sail with the Orinoco Flow

    We can sail, we can sail

    (Sail away, sail away, sail away)

    We can steer, we can near

    With Rob Dickins at the wheel

    We can sigh, say goodbye Ross and his dependency

    We can sail, we can sail

    (Sail away, sail away, sail away)

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear

    ★★★

    She didn’t do anything wrong.

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