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“Every time a grown man sharts himself, a demon earns its horns.”
Literal hog shit lmao. It’s crazy to me how horrible a movie can be but because of a soft spot I have for certain actors like Jack Black, it becomes “watchable” I guess. Even then, it’s still really bad.
Awful dialogue, atrocious kid performances, disgustingly written script. There’s almost nothing here.
Also one of the worst endings in any movie ever tbh. Completely ruins the entire already horrible movie.
2.5/10
⬅️”Interstellar”🔄 Review- Click HERE
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★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Dec 2024
🏆Brayden’s Official Favourite Films🏆
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“We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible.”
Watched as Nolan intended… on a 13 inch MacBook screen on a flight home from Jamaica. Still one of the greatest achievements in film ever imo.
10/10
⬅️”That Christmas” Review- Click HERE
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Christmas Movies Ranked- Click HERE
2024 Ranked- Click HERE
“it's time to celebrate the wins and live with the losses.”
Man what a delightful ass movie. I might be overrating it just a tad but it’s does pretty much everything it needs to do for me to love it.
Extremely emotional movie. Damn near perfectly portrays the meaning of Christmas. Kind of overly classic in a lot of way. There’s not a whole lot special to it in terms of doing something…
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★★★★ Rewatched 06 Dec 2024
Christmas Movies Ranked- Click HERE
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“Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow.”
It’s crazy to me how many different topics and messages can be tackled in one movie. It’s truly fascinating.
A Christmas classic I want to watch early in the month every year. I love every second of this movie. The music is incredible. Jack is such a fantastic character. The animation is undeniably some…
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★★½ Rewatched 04 Dec 2024
2018 Ranked- Click HERE
“I don't even eat Cheetos! You know why? Because it sounds like cheaters!”
SO damn mid but actually kinda works. I think I’ll always have a soft spot for Kevin Hart movies. He’s genuinely so likeable, consistently plays himself perfectly in all his movies, and freakishly short.
His dynamic with Haddish here is pretty cool. The group of night school students is fun and have loud characteristics but for some reason still feel really bland.
Just a fun shitty comedy.
5.5/10
⬅️”Into the Spider-Verse”🔄 Review- Click HERE
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★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Dec 2024
Ranking Favourites: #38
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“We’re all Spider-Man.”
I watched this with Sadie on the plane to Jamaica so I don’t know if this is the absolute best way to put it into my ranking but I’m gonna leave it there anyways and move it around next rewatch.
This movie is nothing short of masterful. Genuinely a landmark…
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2024 Ranked- Click HERE
“I never forget a fist.”
I can NOT stress this enough. If they dropped the whole bullshit Tom Ryder plot line (the entire movie) this shit would’ve been so gas.
I was really loving the first 20-30 mins. It’s actually a really unique and fun meta movie about stunt people. It’s crazy how overlooked they are in the industry and I think if this movie decided to be normal, it could’ve been a lot better. I just…
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2024 Ranked- Click HERE
“You crawled out of a pitiless grave, deeper than hell. Only one thing that is going to do that for you. Not hope. Hate. No shame in hate. It's one of the greatest forces of nature.”
Man this felt like such a fucking nothing burger. With how much I love Fury Road, I was so hyped when they announced this. No idea why I put it off for so long but my excitement never lessened.
For…
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★★★★½ Rewatched 24 Nov 2024
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“You didn’t get me down, Ray.”
Man this movie is so ridiculously perfect. Genuinely one of the best character studies ever put to screen.
This type of character is one that is never really the star of a movie. The kind of character that’s never as fleshed out as you’d really hope. In a lot of ways, this story feels so refreshing in a really…
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2017 Ranked- Click HERE
“Tupac said there would be days like this.”
I say this a lot but if there’s a single character in film, tv, or any other form of media that’s “literally me”, it’s Dan Pinto.
Really effective crazy bitch movie. Aubrey Plaza is the ONLY actress to play a role like this. It’s unbelievably cringy throughout the entire runtime and insanely hard to watch. I really didn’t like watching it.
Not much else to say. Sadie is literally Ingrid. I’m literally Dan.
5.5/10
⬅️”Hairspray” Review- Click HERE
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Musicals Ranked- Click HERE
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Fat white woman ends racism: the movie, but the movie is one of the most racist movies ever made!
You people are fucking ridiculous. One star for John Travolta.
2/10
⬅️”Snack Shack” Review- Click HERE
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2024 Ranked- Click HERE
“Fuck off animals, we’re having a moment!”
I love that this director is now 0/2 on casting people who look the age he writes his characters. Moose being 14 is baffling.
This is genuinely a refreshing summer movie. Kinda hilarious we decided to watch it on the first big Alberta snowfall of the season and I’m telling you right now that definitely affects the rating a bit.
It’s got a really fun and really predictable story…
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