• Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario

    ★★★★

    This would be Roger Ebert’s favorite movie of 2023.

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★½

    Expected a little more but a lesser Manhunter with Nic Cage is still a nice viewing.

  • Never on Tuesday

    Never on Tuesday

    ★★

    Peaked with Nic Cage but Judd Nelson gives a brief yet perfect performance.

  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★★½

    “You should use stale bread for french toast.“

  • Renfield

    Renfield

    ★½

    I admit that it’s charming that the internet used their powers for good and that is memeing Nic Cage into finally getting his dream role and he is having the time of his life in this movie, unfortunately it came at a time where studio comedies bright idea is completely basing themselves in self-aware humor (less than 10 minutes in there’s a “well that just happened” joke). I do appreciate Universal for actually doing interesting projects with their monster movies…

  • Adaptation.

    Adaptation.

    ★★★★★

    I’ve never seen so much self-pity put in a movie before, this is my favorite movie ever now.

  • Knowing

    Knowing

    ★★★★

    Nic Cage in a disaster movie got me hooting and hollering goddamn, that train sequence was cool as hell.

  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland

    ★★½

    Just a fascinating exercise in restraint for The Cage, but I can’t help but feel a bit underwhelmed when the rest of the movie is kinda boring. It’s alright for what it is, FNAF vs. Mute Cage but if you told me in a week from now there’s other characters in this movie I would probably not believe you.

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★½

    Reddit-Core movies my beloved.

  • Snowden

    Snowden

    ★★★

    “If there is another 9/11, it’ll be your fault.” 

    Incredibly weird to see a Stone biopic about Edward Snowden be so tamed. I hope when he makes his Trump movie it just goes all in Raw.

  • Peggy Sue Got Married

    Peggy Sue Got Married

    ★★★★

    Peggy Sue sure got married…

  • It Could Happen to You

    It Could Happen to You

    ★★★½

    The World is Heaven: Hopeful Cinema.

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