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  • Silver Linings Playbook

    ★★★★★

  • The Kid Detective

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  • DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

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  • Pain & Gain

    Pain & Gain 2013

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Nov 2021 9

    My server told me I should watch Black Widow with them, I told those Soy-beta cucks to keep sucking on that Marvel titty all you want, I’m taking steroids, drinking monster energy with some Coke and watching Daddy Bay making my future biopic. 

    I
    AM
    A
    DO-ER

  • War of the Worlds

    War of the Worlds 2005

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 May 2021 2

    Evoking 9/11 imagery is something very common in blockbusters nowadays especially coming from Filmmakers I love from Zack Snyder, Michael Bay and even like this movie being based on another country that’s Gareth Edwards‘ Godzilla (2014), yet this movie has always been pondering in my mind since I watched it. People like to say this movie aged well because of the effects and I completely agree the visuals and CGI are well ahead of it’s time, I also think the…

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  • Silver Linings Playbook

    Silver Linings Playbook 2012

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Jan 2025 1

    I caught a wave
    Caught more air than Super Dave
    Call Aaliyah, I'm super paid
    Jet-laggin', tryna recuperate
    Just got off the flight from Budapest
    Don't need Khaled to say, "You the best"
    Met two girls at Uniqlo
    Who go both ways like unisex

  • The Kid Detective

    The Kid Detective 2020

    ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

    Since they cancelled the Confess, Fletch Sequel they should combine forces and make a crossover sequel with this and Fletch. I’m sure it won’t make a million in the box office, but I need it.

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  • One Hour Photo

    One Hour Photo 2002

    ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jul 2021 7

    Robin Williams mispronouncing Neon Genesis Evangelion, fuck yeah bro show those weebs who’s boss.

  • Rabbits

    Rabbits 2002

    ★★★★½ Watched 08 May 2020 4

    Me and my family in quarantine.

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