• Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★

    Denzel Washington, the monkey and the two emperors tried to carry this unnecessary film. I had high expectation but the plot was so predictable and honestly felt no love for Lucius character. It just doesn’t have that same oomph the first film had.

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★½

    SNOW LANDS ON TOP 🥶

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

    ★★★½

    SNOW HAS FALLEN ❄️ Its currently snowing out here in London too.

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    ★★★

    The most boring in the franchise, not much special about this one, it was mostly just long as slow and not very exciting until the end of the film.

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    ★★★★½

    Best one in the franchise so far! I really hope they do a good job with Haymitchs 50th Hunger Games, read into his past and it’s so good!

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★½

    ‘Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister’
    Dalek: Yes…we know who you are…EXTERMINATE!

  • Gladiator

    Gladiator

    ★★★★½

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
    I sure was! What a great film! Got Game of Thrones vibes from this, was like watching a Young Ned Stark (Maximus) on a vengeance mission against Joffrey (Commodus) that spoiled little cunt. The film is so old but I’m amazed how well it holds up in 2024 in 4K. My only complaint is, the final fight was too short.

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    ★★★★

    SNAAAAPE! Fight back you COWARD, FIGHT BACK!

    The only thing racing through my mind was how badly Snape didn’t want to go through with killing Dumbledore.

    ‘I don’t want to do this anymore’
    The poor man suffered in silence.

  • Your Name.

    Your Name.

    ★★★★★

    Got back from Japan a month ago and yearning to just go back again! The nostalgia of walking down the same streets and seeing the same stations and landmarks in this film, the hand drawn similarities are crazy! Blessed to have climbed those same iconic red handrail stairs near Shinjuku.

  • 5 Centimeters per Second

    5 Centimeters per Second

    ★★★

    Tough, that’s just life.

    Wake up to reality. Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realise that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain, suffering and futility.

    This film just makes me wanna go back to Japan, but during the winter snow season 😩

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    ★★★★½

    This film in the franchise imo is under appreciated! I rank it in the top 3 easily. It’s got a bit of everything. Also would never have expected of all people, Harry to use the Cruciatus curse on Bellatrix! Best scene in this film for me was when Dumbledore teleports with the Phoenix! ‘But you can't deny, Dumbledore's got style’ +10,000 Aura Points 😮‍💨

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    ★★★½

    Harry in the tournament fighting for his life and dragon ripping apart the stadium almost killing the teachers…
    Fred & George ~ ‘WELL DONE DRAGON!’ 🤣🤣

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