“...You go and get us a little Haitian car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy. Pepe, and take him out to the Haitians. Then, you go around to the Haitians processing plant, and you use their solvent as an explosive. Boom! Bye bye!”
Umberto has had enough of the Haitians control over the distribution of drugs in Vice City, and sends Tommy to destroy their plant in Little Haiti. After locating a Haitian gang car, Tommy and Pepe meet with some of Pepe's friends and drive to the Haitian drug factory, using the Voodoos to gain access. After accessing the factory, Tommy plants three bombs in various locations around the factory within a set time limit, whilst killing any pursuing Haitians. After planting the bombs, Tommy flees the factory, only to find the Haitians have blocked the exit off. After finding a way out of the compound, the bombs detonate and destroy the factory.
Mission Objectives[]
In order to complete the mission the player must:
Take Pepe, head North into Little Haiti and steal a Voodoo car.
Go and meet up with Rico and the other Cubans.
Join the other Cubans at the Haitian Drugs Factory.
Stay in the car until safely parked inside the compound.
Park the car at the blip and get out.
Plant the bombs in the factory. The bombs will be set with a 45 second timer.
Get clear of the factory!!
Deaths[]
Rico (optional) - Can be killed after the mission by Tommy Vercetti or someone else, although it does not affect the storyline.
Pepe (optional) - Can be killed during or after the mission by Tommy Vercetti or someone else, with similar non-significance.
Reward[]
The reward for this mission is $10,000.
Transcript[]
Transcript
NOTE: The censored gang text will be highlighted in red.
Hey! (laughs) Hey, ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna kill me a Haitian. And then? And then I'm going to make love like a man. You know that, chica? Something like this.
Umberto makes humping motions, and the disgusted woman spills coffee on his groin, before she and the other woman leave the café.
Woman #1:
He's so gross. Loser!
Woman #2:
Prick.
Umberto:
Hey, baby, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Umberto Robina, he likes the ladies! Not some goat in a skirt!
Tommy, you go and get us a little Haitian car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to the Haitians.Then, you go around to the Haitians processing plant,and you use their solvent as an explosive. Boom! Bye bye!
You go and get us a little car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to such and such... their processing plant. Hey Tommy! Tommy! Use their solvent as an explosive. Boom! Bye bye!
Tommy:
Umberto, what about you?
Umberto:
Uhh...I'm going to stay behind and watch over the café with Poppa. He not feeling so good, you know?
(upon reaching Rico's location) Whoa, man, you drive like a crazy bitch!
Tommy and Pepe meet Rico and other Cubans near the Kaufman Cabs depot, who are also driving Voodoos.
Rico:
Hola, amigos. Oy - the solvent is around the back, amigo. Bueno. Haitian Putas. Muerte. Vamos.
Tommy:
Vamos indeed.
Pepe:
Follow my compadres.
Tommy and Pepe follow Rico and the other Cubans to the gate leading to the Haitian Drugs Factory.
Haitian Member:
OK, in you go...
Tommy and the Cubans go past the factory gate and park their cars near the factory.
Tommy:
I'm going to plant the bomb, cover me!
Tommy and the Cubans leave the cars and infiltrate the factory. While inside, Tommy plants three bombs, which are set to explode in 45 seconds (or 1 minute in the mobile version and The Definitive Edition).
Tommy:
RUN!!
Tommy and the Cubans escape the factory by going to a staircase located near the gate, which was sealed off by the Haitians. Once Tommy and the Cubans get clear of the factory, it explodes.
After the Mission[]
The Haitians are now hostile towards Tommy and will attack him if they spot him in Haitian territory. For some reason, however, the Cubans and Haitians will no longer attack each other.
Post-Mission Phone Call[]
Umberto Robina: Tommy, Umberto Robina.
Tommy: Hey, how's the cafe?
Umberto Robina: Oh, wonderful. Incredible, Tommy. Incredible. No wimps Tommy, just real men. And the beautiful women! Anyway, I wanted to tell you, me and Papi, to us, you're Cuban. You have proved yourself man. You got big cojones.
Tommy: Well, thank you Umberto. Nobody's said that to me since I've left jail. See you 'round.
Walkthrough[]
Two women are drinking coffee in Café Robina in Little Havana. They are approached by Umberto Robina. He excitedly asks them if they know what he is going to do.
The Haitian drug factory being destroyed in an explosion.
Trivia[]
The song that can be heard playing in the background during the opening cutscene is "Campesino" by Los Super Seven. This song was released in 2001, which creates an anachronism because the game is set in 1986. This song is not featured on any in-game radio stations.
The mission is a reference to the Trojan Horse, a tactic used to win the Trojan War, as told in Virgil's epic poem Aeneid. After a ten year siege between the Greeks and Trojans, the Trojans looked out from their fortress and found an enormous wooden horse on the beach. The Trojans were informed by a lone Greek soldier that it was a gift from the Greeks, who apparently admitted defeat. However, late in the night, as the Trojans rested after a victory celebration, the Greek soldier opened a door in the wooden horse, allowing the Greek army hiding inside to escape and kill the Trojans.
In the opening cutscene in the original version of the game, Umberto says, "Hey ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna kill me a Haitian!And then, I'm gonna make love like a man. You know that, chica? Something like this." This line was removed in re-released versions of the game because of the controversy surrounding the inclusion of Haitian and Cuban gangs in the game.
No matter how well the player drives, Pepe will always complain about Tommy's driving before reaching Rico's location.
Similarly to the mission Cannon Fodder, there is a Haitian sniper on the roof of the factory. However, he will not attack Tommy, even if the latter reaches the roof via a helicopter.
In the original game, the player has a 45-second time limit to plant the bombs and escape. In the mobile version and The Definitive Edition, this is increased to 1 minute.
