It’s a career that lasts a lifetime. A career where you’re always on the winning team. Put your skills to work in the military.
Man 2:
I was on the streets, in a gang shooting people and running drugs. Now, I’m making something of myself. I kill people and run drugs for the CIA.
Man 1:
In this job, you not only help yourself, you help your country. Only in the military would a teenager be given responsibilities like driving a nuclear submarine, maneuvering a tank, or dropping high-ordinance explosives. Make a change for yourself in the military.
Man 3:
I was in college constantly getting into pointless fights I didn’t understand about nebulous concepts and belief systems. I got tired of arguing about what’s right. So I dropped out of college and joined up. Now, I know I’m right... in the military!
Man 1:
Learn confidence!
Man 4:
I was having fantasies about stabbing people. Now, I can do it for my country!
Man 1:
Live the military life. Positions are unexpectedly vacant every day! In fact, I’m about to give up my well-paying job as a voiceover actor in order to sign up and be shouted at by a lot of sexually-confused skinheads! I want excitement, and what could be more exciting than shitting yourself while getting shot at in the jungle? Certainly beats sitting in this booth all day! Be number one, turn your life around. In the military!
