The handheld gaming device is featured on its site for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and in adverts on radio stations. During the Area 53 segment on West Coast Talk Radio, a caller claims that foreigners are behind the EXsorbeo handheld gaming device to make Americans' thumbs useless, so their children cannot fire machine guns.
It is shaped like male genitalia, which is especially considered another sexual joke from Rockstar, knowing one of the lines one of the characters in the radio advert is saying: "Mom, look, I'm playing with myself!", a clear reference to masturbation. Likewise, the analogue stick of the device is shaped like a penis.
The classic handheld device can be seen on a gaming magazine inside news stands in Grand Theft Auto IV. During the narrative of Grand Theft Auto V in 2013, the new video game console called EXsorbeo 720 is advertised.
Pink EXsorbeo Vibrate - Comes with "Pocket Pool", "Squirt" and "ZIF".
Yellow EXsorbeo - Comes with "One Eyed Monster War", "Morning Missile Crisis" and "Free The Hostages"
Brown EXsorbeo SImulator - Comes with "Mortal Sin" and "Tonsil Hockey"
Emulators[]
On the site there is an emulator for the game One Eyed Monster War. The way to start and play the game is to touch (or click) the screen. The objective of the game is to shoot the monster in the eye until it is killed.
Commercial[]
Transcript
Man 1:
An ancient pastime just went cyber-optic!
Boy:
Mom, look! I'm playing with myself!
Chorus:
EXsorbeo!
Man 1:
Hand-held gaming action is here!
Man 2:
The EXsorbeo Game System fits in the palm of your hand. It provides hours of fun!
Boy:
Mom, look! I'm playing with myself!
Man 2:
Once you discover the action-packed action of EXsorbeo, you won't be able to stop!
Chorus:
EXsorbeo!
Man 2:
Take your new found addiction everywhere! The three-color screen is just like real life.
Man 1:
Play games like "Morning Missle Crisis"
Man 2:
"Free the Hostages"!
Man 1:
"One Eyed Monster War"
Man 2:
Light saber struggle!
Man 1:
"ZIF", "Squirt"!
Man 2:
"Pocket Pool"
Man 1:
"Mortal Sin" and "Tonsil Hockey". But be careful! You might go blind!
Boy:
Oh! I'm out of batteries! And my arm aches!
Chorus:
EXsorbeo!
Man 2:
Or, link up your EXsorbeos for private swordfight battles!
Morning Missile Crisis is a reference to the term "Morning Wood", when one wakes up with an erection.
One Eyed Monster is another sexual joke, as this is one of the several nicknames given to a penis. The game also requires to move the controlled character up and down, simulating masturbation while the One Eyed Monster shoots "sticky goo" at the character.
The said goo is obvious representative of ejaculation.
