Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me from The Rocky Horror Picture Show is featured in The Rocky Horror Glee Show, the fifth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Emma while helping Will practice for the school musical. Brittany and Santana are spying on the two from an open window (unknown to Emma and Will) singing Magenta's and Columbia's part of the song, with one-liners from Carl, Finn, Kurt, and Will. The lyrics have been altered to make it less explicit.
It is during this particular song that Emma's feelings for Will become evident all over again despite her relationship with Carl as she begins to use Will as a strip pole and is very close to taking his pants off at the end of the song.
Emma:
I was feeling done in
Couldn't win
I’d only ever kissed before (Brittany: You mean she?) (Santana: Uh huh)
I felt there’s no use getting into heavy sweating
It only leads to trouble and bad fretting
Now all I want to know is how to go
I’ve tasted blood and I want more (Brittany and Santana: More, more, more)
I’ll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
I’ve got an itch to scratch, I need assistance
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night
Then if anything shows while you pose
I’ll oil you up and drop you down (Brittany and Santana: Down, down, down)
And that’s just one small fraction
Of the main attraction (Santana: Oh!)
I want a friendly man (Brittany: Oh!)
And I need action
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me (Brittany and Santana: Ha ha ha ha ha)
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night
Brittany (Santana):
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, (I wanna be dirty)
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, (Creature of the night)
Ha ha!
Emma:
Oh! Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me oh,
I wanna be dirty (Santana: Ha ha ha ha) (Brittany: Ha ha ha ha ha)
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night!
Will:
Creature of the night
Kurt:
Creature of the night
Carl:
Creature of the night
Finn:
Creature of the night
Santana:
Creature of the night
Brittany:
Creature of the night
Will:
Creature of the night
Emma:
Creature of the night!
Oh!
Trivia[]
Heather Morris is uncredited in the album booklet for the song.
Jayma Mays sang the song for her Glee audition. However, it was in a much lower key.