* Posts by Mark 85

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US charges Iranians with hacking into an NY dam, blasting banks offline

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And the game-playing by various states continues..... I'm waiting for some country to name 5-Eye's employees and file charges. Where's the popcorn?

Computers shouldn't smoke. Cigarettes aren't healthy for anyone

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Re: Keyboard hell

We didn't have much of an issue with smokers but eaters... I've found chicken bones (the small ones) chunks of sandwich, cookies (biscuits to you in the UK), and other assorted items, usually in blue or green fur hosting a civilization. After a couple of months of cleaning keyboards we started tossing them in the bin although they probably should have went in the one marked "Haz-Mat".

Met police commissioner: Fraud victims should not be refunded by banks

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The guy is a cockwomble. I've had my CC used for online fraud at least twice. They didn't get that number from me or my computer. So he want's us to be responsible for any merchant's (online or not) CC system? Think all the break-ins to places like Home Depot, Target, etc. The guy is daft.

Water treatment plant hacked, chemical mix changed for tap supplies

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Re: The law needs changing, and soon

Eventually???? I daresay it already has bit us and bit us hard. The problem is, it hasn't changed the C-suite types thinking since all they focus on is profit.

Tracy Emin dons funeral shroud, marries stone

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Well, she wanted someone who would stay hard.

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Devil

Go back to the first one for a second: <As one of the most acclaimed artists of her generation, </I>

Who is she and who acclaimed her? And why should we all be rejoicing or concened?

MH-370 search loses sharpest-eyed robot deep beneath the waves

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Devil

Re: At least they know where THAT is

I'd say perhaps it's close to a known location. But as most of us know, close only counts in horseshoes (an American yard game), hand grenades, and nuclear warheads.

US State Department sextortionist gets 57 months in cooler

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Being a member of the State Department, one would think (I would at least) that there should have been something in the way of "betraying the public trust" also, if not a charge, then from the judge at sentencing while hitting him with the maximum.

Four of the top 10 places in the world for internet are, er, in the US

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Re: I don't want to pile on...

You're ignoring the special case that this is Washington, DC, the nation's capital. This place is practically packed with military contractors and lobby networks,

There's also a special case for Maryland... Fort Meade.

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Re: Pale Grey

I've been wondering the same thing. Why not give us an embiggen button so we can actually read the damn graph? If we can't read it, we've just killed a bunch of electrons needlessly.

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Meh

Re: I don't want to pile on...

Perhaps Akamai knows something that the rest of us don't... like maybe the US is going to break up into 50 separate countries and one fetid cesspool (DC)?

But seriously, why didn't they break Japan down by prefecture? or Blighty by city? I'm sure there's fast spots and slow spots in every country.

And while I'm on the rant/soapbox, is there anyone who would move to those States (and DC) just for the internet?

Meh...

Troubled Acer is going to chop itself into three bite sized chunks

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Re: Fire sale buys them time to recover?

That was the first thing I did. :)

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Fire sale buys them time to recover?

It seems that about the only supplier of the larger laptops with Win7 is Acer. As I understand it, they're selling well. Must be the excess inventory that they have....

I've bought 2 of them at a great price for the wife. Brand new, in the box, etc. She's got one for everyday use, the other is set up only for "updates".. security not system to be available if the main one fails or whatever.

The FCC, once seen as a telco-thrashing hero, is sadly losing the plot

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Politicians and corporate paymasters... you nailed it. Our government is fast becoming dead in the water because of this. The upcoming election is probably going to spell the end of the concept of "bi-partisan" no matter which party wins it.

There's no compromise, no statesmenship, no "do the right thing in spite of politics" any more. At some point in the recent past (last 4 decades) there was at least some, but even the pretense of those are long gone.

Dodgy software will bork America's F-35 fighters until at least 2019

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A boondoggle through and through and now ejection seats are also a problem?

What did they do, reinvent the wheel or something similar? One would think that since every fighter built since the beginning of the jet age has had one, there wouldn't be issues that make it more dangerous than not ejecting.

I think the Brits need to be pissed off also, since their shiny, new carriers will have nothing to carry for a few more years.

This thing is turning out to be a bigger mess than first imagined.

Do you qualify as poor in Palo Alto? Spoiler: Yes, yes, you do

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It sometimes doesn't pay never pays to be where the money is.

FTFY. When you're where the money is, you are a target. Most of the wealthy spend a heckuva lot of cash for security which doesn't always work.

Stagefright flaw still a nightmare: '850 million' Androids face hijack risk

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Re: If you want Android get a Nexus

"Google really needs to fix this problem, or somebody else will come along who will."

Who? Not Mozilla. Not Canonical. Not Blackberry. Not Nokia. Not even Microsoft, although strange as it may seem they may be the only hope.

The miscreants will in a way. Once enough of them have been compromised and probably binned, the word will spread and Android will either need to be supported by the manufacturers or die.

Israeli biz fingered as the FBI's iPhone cracker

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Interesting to say the least. I wonder if the phone wasn't already broken into and the lawsuit was just a smoke screen for precedent setting? Or... Or.... so many tinfoil hats needed lately.

Wait! Where did you get that USB? Super-stealthy trojan only drives stick

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Re: How strong willed would you have to be to not plug in a USB stick you found in the street?...

How strong willed would you have to be to not plug in a USB stick you found in the street?...

Not strong-willed, just careful. Those go into the nearest bin though to date, I've only found one in a parking lot and it was mashed by the cars and trucks. One has to be seriously nosy to stick a found USB stick into a computer to "see what's on it". Then again... apparently lots of people will do that.

Comms 'redlining' in Brussels as explosions kill up to 30 people

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FAIL

Re: Well I gave old Boltar an upvote

I have always thought it odd that bags are not checked on entry to an airport. It wouldn't add much to the incovenience to move bag checks there.

And then what? Well, we'll need to put up cover and walls to protect the passengers from bad weather. You're back to where we are now with 100's of people queuing up and making an ideal target.

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I care about not being blown to pieces when going about my daily business.

In your case, the terrorists have already won. You can have security or liberty. If you pick wrongly, you'll have neither and the terrorists still win.

I believe the old statement about "it's better to die standing in defiance than on one's knees begging for mercy."

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Re: "I care about not being blown to pieces when going about my daily business."

Stay in your home, citizen. Nice and safe.

Or move to the US, land of the brave- you should fit right in.

I think that depends... most places I've lived here in the States, he wouldn't fit in.

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UK government explains "This could be avoided if you let us track every single thing you say or do" in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

And the USA government will be right there with you. This is inspite that there's already news reports that this wasn't picked up by any security agency. Everyone got "surprised".

Best bet.. forget the surveillance. Just carry on. If we all not cowering in our blanket fort, the terrorist lose.

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Re: Not only in the capital

If the bastards win, that's when they will start the serious killing. Presumably all "infidel"s?

Infidels with nukes... won't end well.

It probably will end well for them. Isn't part of their "creed" that the final battle will end in a lake of fire and all their warrior go to see Allah and collect their virgins? Or something like that after the lake of fire part.

FTC's privacy champion Julie Brill steps down

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Re: Balanced view

Seeing that he fits the "Hoover model" in the FBI, he was probably hoping he'd get to use the Tommy gun.

Yahoo! kills! more! passwords! with! push! notification! app!

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Re: "Yahoo! has long been on a mission to kill passwords!"

I didn't use Yahoo for much and a couple of years ago the assholes started asking me security questions I had never previously answered.

UPS does that. I'm thinking they accessed a credit company like Experian. I had my ID stolen some years ago and some of that info is apparently still on the UPS database... so guess what questions get asked? The ones I can't answer.

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Et Tu Yahoo...

Everyone wants the phone number. So what happens if you get a new number? Oh wait... no one ever does that do they?

FBI backs down against Apple: Feds may be able to crack killer's iPhone without iGiant's help

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Re: Phone in hand.

Well.. if the FBI walks away with the phone and the new firmware, they own all of that particular model. That's the issue. If the new firmware was installed and Apple kept the phone, the FBI took the data, and Apple then installed the old firmware, there's not a problem. It's giving them the phone with the modified firmware.

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Re: Not a win for Apple

This does make one wonder, doesn't it. All the support for Apple and zip for the FBI. Even if they don't crack the phone, just an announcement that it's been cracked should slap Apple hard in their security claims.

There's an awful lot of game playing going in DC lately what with the election coming up, the Cuba trip (and some surprises from that), Wheeler's little happy dance about net neutrality, and now this. Has the world (or at least the US) gone mad?

Obama bigs up His Man in Havana: Google

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Nothing like spilling the beans on a quiet or backroom conversation, then. I would have thought that Google would have been the ones to announce this or at the least, not seem surprised or maybe even a joint announcement. The way this was done gives it a bit of a sleazy edge to it.

I really don't believe some the stuff I'm seeing being pulled by the government lately. This is just one them.

Something useful from Cupertino?! Apple sees the light – finally

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Can it be turned off?

I'm thinking for those on the night shift. Wouldn't want them getting all mellowed out and groggy because of their phone now would we?

Apple stuns world with Donald Trump iPhone

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Pint

You scared the codpiece right off me....

That headline to make us think that Apple was bringing one out with his picture or sub-brand on it. Whew.... Time to settle my nerves ---------------->

FCC boss: Oh look, net neutrality didn't end the world after all. Surprise!

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I'm having a hard time with this.... a former Telco Lobbyist, and logically if we follow what goes on after their time in government, he'd be at another one with a larger salary. And here he is slapping down his old bosses and gloating about it. I guess stranger things have happened but I'm not sure what those would be.

Microsoft to add a touch of Chrome to Edge

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Google API's eh...

And when Google gets bored and kills many of them off.. MS/Edge will be where?

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Re: Finally a solution...

Add this old, never addressed headache to the mix... turn off "hide file extensions by default"... maybe if some users would see that "greatcatpics" is really "greatcatpics.zip.exe" an exe they might not open it.

Zero-day vulnerability count up by, er, zero in 2015

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Re: This is great but...

Add to that.. it's not "if" but "when".

Pope kicks off Easter week by triumphal entry into ... Instagram

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Coat

I keep hoping...

I keep hoping that a Cardinal Secola will be Pope and then we can have a Pope Secola.

Boffins find a way to put your facial expression on Donald Trump's mug

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Funny for now...

But what's the purpose once it's fully developed? I can see a lot of uses for taped "confessions" and political smear campaigns. Maybe Max Headroom or Big Brother will be unleashed once they can figure out voices.

Facebook, WhatsApp farewell BlackBerry

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Re: FB is creepy

Fixed that title for you.. it's not just the app.

Microsoft's equality and diversity: Skimpy schoolgirls dancing for nerds at an Xbox party

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Re: Bloke's perspective

Vender's and advertisers know one thing: Sex sells and once you get the little head's attention, talk to the big head to close the deal. Trade shows have been doing for a long time and it's only been recently that they've toned down the overt sexy booth babes.

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So when do the dancers show up at your door to induce you finally download and install Windows 10? Looking at the apparent desperation that MS is having with not just Windows 10 on PC's, what will be next?

Their history is filled with manipulation and dirty dealings. I find their double-standards and overall underhandedness to be despicable.

Hand in glove: Google and the US State Dept

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They're just not lobbyists anymore, are they? That bit about tool almost smells like Google is a secret contractor or the trading of favors. The question would be: "for whom are they a contractor or doing favors for? State Department? CIA? NSA, other governments?"

If they can track defectors, who else can and are they tracking?

Microsoft's Linux Inquisitor Grand Master is off to Spotify

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Headed to Spotify? Why?

They've hired a new shark... Why would be the question since all they seem to have lately is royalty payment issues.. like not paying them.

Heads up, rocket fans: Soyuz launch tonight

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It's been a long time since I've watched a live launch due to work and other obligations. It's still a thrill to watch it leave the pad and all the inside shots were great.

They looked relaxed during this launch. One reading a somethingPad, the second following what looked like a checklist, and the third one just looking like he's on the morning commute.

Apple engineers rebel, refuse to work on iOS amid FBI iPhone battle

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I guess some employees have looked in a mirror...

They can still look at themselves and know they're trying to do the right thing. This is one of the those battles that will keep raging and when the government wins, everyone loses.

I'm more worried about miscreants than what the government might find on my equipment, but if they get the backdoor (and we know they will), then any non-encrypted product is doomed and the company that made it will go with it.

I do believe that many/most of these employees understand and support the Constitution and trying, in their own way, to defend it.

And to those who would argue that the employees should go along with this.... would you? Would you do this knowing the implications in the long term? I wouldn't.

Feds raid 'extortionist' IT security biz Tiversa, CEO put on leave

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Rogue Corporate or Tip of the Iceberg?

I have to wonder with all these security firms claiming they've spotted other corporate's info on the web along with some of the malware that show up. One would think that the market driven by miscreants themselves would be large enough without the FUD being added to it by some companies who have the "only" solution for a given bit of malware.

Too Naked for the Nazis streaks to literary glory

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Indeed and you should have been holding your pet tiger while riding the horse.

Off to Mars this summer? Don't forget your map

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Re: Old OS maps online.

Truly, he was a man above and beyond us mere mortals.

Ben Nevis embiggened by a metre

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Re: ffs

From a former tech writer's viewpoint, this is a technical term used by El Reg with a definite meaning so most spell checkers won't understand it. Sort of like a code.word.. but different.

Web ads are reading my keystrokes and I can’t even spel propperlie

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Pint

Willy vs. The Willies

Sorry Dabs. I think even we uncivilized, uneducated Americans know the difference. Ok... maybe not all of us.

Have one on me anyway for an excellent rant.