* Posts by Mark 85

12912 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

BOFH: The Boss pulled the plug on our AI, so we pulled the pin on him

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Only a fire extinguisher? I was expecting the safety catch on the window.

I'm wondering if it's a halon system. No mess to clean up in the parking lot.

BOFH: AI consultant rapidly transitioned to new role as automotive surface consultant

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Re: "In fact, I've helped a number of people take that first step into the space program."

I was impressed by the "new" boss having an understanding of where not to park his car and open windows. I wonder how long he'll last?

'Error' causes Alexa to endorse Kamala Harris, refuse to discuss Trump

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Given the way AI hallucinates, has anyone considered asking Alexa whether they should vote for Marvin the Martian, Skeletor or the Face-Eating-Leopards party

Maybe it's just me but why would anyone ask an AI bot about who to vote for? Have humans lost their ability to think for themselves? If so, I grieve for the human race.

Zuckerberg admits Biden administration pressured Meta to police COVID posts

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Well, what did anyone expect? He's just a greedy self-centered ass who only cares about the money he makes.

Elon Musk claims live Trump interview on X derailed by DDoS

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Re: It's understandable to assume it's a DDoS

As for the Musk/Twitter screw up.... after Musk got rid of many of his techs and engineers what did he think would happen? Musk is just as crazy as Trump.

BOFH: The true gravity of the Boss and the 3-coffee problem

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Re: The benefits of caffeine

the drink of choice used to be Mountain Dew

It still is in US government circles.

Shuttle Columbia's near-miss: Why we should always expect the unexpected in space

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Re: Understatement there.

Methins something a bti stronger like "Holy Crap" or equivalent.

Life, interrupted: How CrowdStrike's patch failure is messing up the world

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Re: WTF?

I do have to wonder how many C-Suite types will get on an elevator that will shoot them straight down to the sub-basement which is now filled with water because the sump pump computer controls are dead??? Sound like a blessing for the BOFHs of the world.

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Re: WTF?

Exactly, I think a lot of people will be asking the same question or a variation of "Why does and elevator need a computer control?". Besides profit for someone of course? If the computer is just running ads inside the elevator, that's one thing, but control?????

'Gay furry hackers' say they've disbanded after raiding Project 2025's Heritage Foundation

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Re: "Christian values" - Right Wing Evangelical flavour.

There's an awful lot of despots around the world who wrap themselves in a perverted and twisted view of Christianity.

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If they were truly "anti sex cult" they would have banished the Orange One. The Repubs all seem be a punch of sick puppies only interested in wealth, power and owning the women aw well as the "libs". A twisted group it seems and a very dangerous one at that.

Despite OS shields up, half of America opts for third-party antivirus – just in case

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Just an old graybeard here. Get off my lawn.

I have several machines ranging from Win 7 to Linux and the latest from MS. I'm running Trend Micro on all of them that will run it. I guess it's force of habit but also a bit of peace of mind. OS's seem to take forever to catch up to the latest viruses.

Biden bans Kaspersky: No more sales, updates in US

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Re: This should be interesting

Free copies of McAfee all round. Good old USA software you can trust...

Thanks for giving me a good laugh this morning especially since I recieved 6 emails this a.m. from spammers offering it (among bits of malware). Note that didn't even open the emails... just deleted them from my spam folder.

Techie installed 'user attitude readjustment tool' after getting hammered in a Police station

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Re: Could have been worse

It might have been a nutcracker

That made me shudder and wince.

BOFH: An 'AI PC' for an Acutely Ignorant user

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Not AI but Turbo mode

A place I worked at a long time ago in the dark ages of early desktops had a very devious IT department. This was before I changed my career path from tech writer to IT. Turbo came out on PC's and naturally the bosses had to have one. The IT lads hooked up an LED that blinked on and off every time the HDD spun up. Manglement went into ecstasy mode and soon they all had the blinking light along with bragging rights at meetings.

Tesla chair begs investors to bless Musk's billions or face an Elon exodus

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I think a laser pointer or feather might not be enough... perhaps some percussive maintenance on his head with large hammer? I suspect Elon's issue is that his ego is bigger than his brain.

Thanks for coming to help. No, we can't say why we called – it's classified

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Re: whenever you push one”

A sign lights up saying “Do not push that button again”.

Since the sign is black with black letters and on a black wall would anyone see it? Might be easier to ponder Schrödinger's cat.

BOFH: Come on down to the dunge– erm … basement

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Boffin

Re: We're all agreed, right...

A former boss who I'm still in touch with (emails at this point) has two old VAX's he uses as end tables in his rec room. He wife likes them also. I guess a reminder of happier times in the world.

55 years ago, Apollo 10's crew turned the airwaves blue

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Colorful Metaphors

As for the use of the "colorful metaphors" as Spock would call them... It's a time-honored tradition that goes back in time to the beginning of militaries. Even amongst the

"officers and gentlemen". I never did understand the outrage by some of the more gentle souls who complained except they didn't serve and as former Marine, I guess I never will grasp the outrage. It's a part of the human condition when in anger, danger, and high stress situations, IMO.

Really? A sarcasm detector? Wow. You shouldn't have

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Need a different detector

While detecting sarcasm is good, what we really need is a BS detector to track politician and other would-be leader types. Some spew so much so fast that it's impossible to keep up with.

Texan construction workers put a rocket up Team SpaceX over 'unpaid bills'

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Re: This opinion will not be liked.

So a tRump/Muskrat ticket in November '24, then.

That's the scariest thing I've heard in a long time.

Destroying offshore wind farms is top priority for Trump if he returns to presidency

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These are weird times.

So exactly how do wind farms kill whales...? I'm confused on this. Trump didn't like them being visible from one of his golf resorts and then started complaining about them. But, I've seen/heard no reports on them killing whales. It's not like the blades are going into the water.

As for the electric car issue.... Much confusion and many issues. Some zoning rules say the chargers have to be in a garage or other building with the charging done in them, other say the equipment and charging has to be outside of structures. And then there's the Tesla degradation in quality creating issues (fires, mechanical and electrical failures) in the newer models. Where I am, you need your own charger as there are no "charging stations". And if you live in an apartment, you're up a creek as none have charging stations.

Blue screen of death or Eurovision's Windows95man performance – what's less annoying?

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Re: "Not available in your country..."

Oh, good. We're safe on our side of the pond.

Ah... a blessing in disguise. I guess I really didn't need to see this on a Monday morning.

BOFH: The greatest victory is that which requires no battle

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Re: Who knows a future AI Boss could be in play?

We still need some humans with common sense at the end of a decision making line, just to check things over.

As has been said by many wise folks... "common sense isn't common any more."

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Re: Who knows a future AI Boss could be in play?

May the cattleprods always be charging and used!

Interesting concept. Can a cattleprod be used on AI? And what results could be expected besides a cloud of sparks and smoke?

Dell to color-code staff based on how hybrid they really are in RTO push

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Re: re: it limits your career advancement opportunities

"It’s a shit show here," we're told.

I think this comment pretty much sums it all up. Their rules on this seem more about "control" than about actually getting something done. I've worked in a few places over time that had this attitude as the management didn't seem to understand how to manage so they took the easy way and because micromanaging idiots. Best thing to do is get the hell out of there as quickly as you can if you value your peace of mind and abilities as the stress this causes health (mental and physical) issues.

Musk axes two more senior Tesla leaders, guts public policy team – report

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Re: Shooting messengers

Straight out of the autocrat playbook - dismiss the competent in favour of yes-men if they show any sign of dissent.

Reminds me of a certain former President.

Elon Musk's latest brainfart is to turn Tesla cars into AWS on wheels

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Re: Theft

Yep, corporate greed strikes again.... <sigh>

A knotty problem: Boffins working on fuel-efficient trajectories for space travel

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Re: The important questions

You and MechJeb cannot take advantage of this mathematics without an upgrade to the model.

And probably a major upgrade in computing power I would think.

Sacramento airport goes no-fly after AT&T internet cable snipped

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Re: Redundancy

Redundancy would work well... or an HV in the feed bundle to give the miscreants a bit of a shock.

US Air Force says AI-controlled F-16 fighter jet has been dogfighting with humans

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Re: Oh, no. Just think about all those poor F-16 pilots that will need to find a new job!

And drone tech is moving forward at high speed judging from the wars in the middle east and Ukraine.

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Re: Great show.

Given that real dogfights haven't really been a thing for over a century

Err.... no. A century? Hardly. The original F-4 was not equipped with a gun, but the AF found out real fast in Vietnam it needed one. Been ohter wars since then where there have dog fights.

BOFH: So you want more boardroom tech that no one knows how to use

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In most companies, fancy conferencing equipment is just a waste of money.

Essentially it is a waste. However, board members go for status over reality. I knew a CEO once that had two private planes. He never used them but they gave him bragging rights when he met with other CEOs. For bragging rights.... some have airplanes, some have Ferraris, and others have multiple mansions they never use.

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BOFH? Must be beer o'clock day :

Every day in iT is beer o'clock day.

Caffeine makes fuel cells more efficient, cuts cost of energy storage

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Not a surprise at all

Coffee/tea has been powering data centers since the very first one. Or at least those who toiled on them.

Health system network turned out to be a house of cards – Cisco cards, that is

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Planned obsolescence = unplanned mayhem.

Willy Wonka event leaves bitter taste with artificially sweetened promises

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And so it begins????

And so it begins – the absolute dumbing down and worsening of everything from media to film to advertising to politics to the written word at the dead hands of AI, stoked by venture capitalists' rabid faith that it will be some sort of productivity silver bullet.

I think "it" began some time ago. Everything.... politics, education, products... all have been dumbed down for some time. So what is "beginning"?? Enquiring minds and all thaqt.

BOFH: In the event of a conference, the ninja clause always applies

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Why go to all that trouble with a simple "f*ck off" message willl work? I prefer simplicity.

NASA warns as huge solar flare threatens comms, maybe astronauts too

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Re: A sunny outlook

I thought flares were those things the cops put along roads to guide traffic around accidents. Or maybe certain types of pants?

Dave's not here, man. But this mind-blowingly huge server just, like, arrived

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Re: So, he was just fired ?

'd guess the dealer got paid off to return it. It would very likely have been at the director's personal expense, given how you wouldn't want that pay-off showing up on the books. After all the dealer probably wasn't even VAT registered.

Probably the easiest way to take care of this. Give the director a nice "bonus" and he uses that to pay off the dealer.

Dutch insurers demand nudes from breast cancer patients despite ban

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Not sure why you've had downvotes but your solution sounds reasonable to me.

Add bacteria to the list of things that can run Doom

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Having a WTF moment.....

WTF was my first mental response. Now I wonder "why do this at all"? My mind is truly boggled.

BOFH: Looks like you're writing an email. Fancy telling your colleague to #$%^ off?

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Re: Not sure here

<sigh> I was expecting a defenestration event. Hasn't been one in quite sometime.

BOFH: Nice air conditioning system. Would be a shame if anything happened to it

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The device is not just the BOM. You have to account for R&D, employees, any logistics and other running costs.

Not to mention board bonuses and stock holders watching the bottom line.

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One of the many reasons we didn't buy a property there.

It's not just property. It's cars, trucks, electronics, just about everything. I suppose that at some point in time, bog roll also go that route.

Boffins demo self-eating rocket engine in Scotland

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Interesting but....????

Given the complexity of control mechanism and changing of CG and thus higher costs and chance of failure what's the benefit? Don't the current solid fuel boosters/rockets work well enough? What am I missing?

CEO arranged his own cybersecurity, with predictable results

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Re: Customers are the security liability

These things prove that a little knowledge is a very dangerous thing. Mose of those up high think they're smarter than the rest of the staff and end up making more problems thqn they solve. I'm of the belief that board members shoiuld only have something like a fake laptop that doesn't do much except read news and play games.

BOFH: Just because we've had record revenues doesn't mean you get a Xmas bonus

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Re: A work of art

A work of art

... and a thing of beauty

And a joy foever. Let's not forget the joy.

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Re: More Beria than BOFH.

A bit heavy handed of the BOFH - redolent more of a Lubyanka Square basement than his trademark gently assisted flight from the nearest window down to the carpark.

A bit heavy handed? I don't think so. Inviting them to look out the window from the top floor might be heavy but also works.

Ex-school IT admin binned student, staff accounts and trashed phone system

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Coat

Re: Dontcha love the US court system?

Where someone gets charged with a whole heap of crimes, but plea bargains them all down to a single charge of littering...

I guess they forgot to add the charge of "and being a public nuisance". Hmm.... showing my age. I'll get my coar.