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UK's NHS Digital hands £8m contract to lab data biz after trouble matching COVID-19 tests to health records

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Re: A Most Inconvenient Question for UKGBNI Governments to Answer

Can you substantiate the claim of "some deaths"? This being the internet, such statements tend to break out into the wild very easily, and should not be made lightly.

Sure. Any death within 28 days of a positive Covid test is a Covid death. Therefore by the same principle, any deaths within 28 days of one (or both) vaccine doses should be considered a vaccine death. Otherwise, here's one from only the guardians of truth!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/portuguese-nurse-dies-vaccine/

What's True

Sonia Azevedo died on Jan. 1, 2021, two days after receiving a COVID-19 vaccination.

See? The vaccine kills even faster than Covid. You don't even have to wait out 28 days to count it. Then, there's more-

What's False

However, an autopsy concluded that her death was not due to the vaccine. Further, Associated Press previously reported that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration "found no serious side effects in the tens of thousands enrolled in studies" for either the Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna COVID-19 vaccine

which is typical Snope's house style, ie a false equivalence. The FDA stuff is irrelevant given the trials were mostly among healthy volunteers, and trials are imperfect anyway. And whether it's possible to draw that conclusion, or it's the same problem with Covid death counts.. Especially as in the US, they've stopped performing routing autopsies on 'Covid' deaths anyway so actual cause of death is unknown. Then Snopes also wibbles about not knowing if it was a Pfizer or a Moderna. It doesn't fact check very hard-

https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-vaccine-moderna/eu-regulator-approves-moderna-vaccine-as-fears-grow-over-virus-variants-idUKKBN29B11N

Ok, so there's a possibility that Portugal approved and sourced the Moderna vaccine before today's announcement that the EU's approved it.

And there's also-

https://zeenews.india.com/world/covid-19-norway-probing-death-of-two-people-who-received-pfizers-vaccine-2334426.html

Norway has launched a probe into the death of two nursing home residents who died after receiving COVID-19 vaccine developed by Pfizer and BioNTech.

...Medical Director of Norwegian Medicines Agency Steiner Madsen said in a statement, ''We have to assess whether the vaccine is the cause of death, or if it is a coincidence that it happened soon after vaccination.''

Which is a bit more curious simply because of the lack of results from 'reliable sources' when searching on the NMA's Madsen quote. Which is a shame because he makes an excellent point. Elderly people die. It could be a coincidence that they died shortly after recieving a vaccine, or a test. And there are other possible factors, eg here in the sunny UK-

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-55556714

The number of patients in UK hospitals with Covid is now above 30,000 - and 1,041 new deaths are reported, the highest daily figure since April

Just as well there's around 170,000 total beds in the UK, possibly more with the 'Nightingales'. I wonder if Hancock knows how many of those beds are actually occupied with flu patients, it being Winter and all.. But then we're lucky that seasonal flu & norovirus have gone on hols to make room for 'Covid' cases, or the NHS could be in real trouble.. Which was actually a serious point behind winter wargaming, ie the combination of a severe flu season, plus normal winter excess mortality, plus Covid probably could/will overwhelm the NHS..

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Re: Getting down with the sickness.

I'm no medic, but surely if the situation was that dire, he could have been put on a drip to handle the fluid intake.

I've been in that kind of situation, and it's not fun. Being masked isn't comfortable, and nor is ending up with a dry mouth/throat. Luckily nurses in the HDU were great, and there were squeezy bottles of water & ice to suck on. Worst part was being nil by mouth when the food trolley came round with bacon sarnies and coffee.. Give me coffee, or give me DEATH! They wouldn't even hook up an IV caffeine bag either.. spoilsports. Once I was off nil by mouth, I did manage to convince a nurse to stick a bag of grapes in the freezer. Yey for the NHS!

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Re: Getting down with the sickness.

Seems reading, rather than understanding is my problem. Oh well.

I think it's just normal for PFI-style deals. And why it's important to win the bids. Once the customer is locked into the contract, it's hard to get out of it. Even if you can demonstrate non-performance per any contract, it's still hugely expensive and disruptive to re-tender and implement any replacement system. Especially mid-crisis.

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Re: A Most Inconvenient Question for UKGBNI Governments to Answer

Kind of. See-

https://www.jurist.org/news/2020/12/uk-government-grants-pfizer-civil-legal-indemnity-for-covid-19-vaccine/

...The new regulation, Regulation 345 of the Human Medicines Regulations of 2012, prohibits civil liability against Pfizer or healthcare professionals distributing the vaccine for any damage that arises through use of the vaccine “in accordance” with its recommended use.

and-

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/government-to-add-covid-19-to-vaccine-damage-payments-scheme

The VDPS is a safety net to help ease the burden on individuals who have in extremely rare circumstances experienced harm due to receiving a government-recommended vaccine. It is not a compensation scheme. Rather, it provides a one-off, tax-free lump sum – currently £120,000 – for those suffering a severe disability as a result of a vaccine against a disease listed under the Vaccine Damage Payments Act.

Which is perhaps not the best safety net given severe disability is obviously rather life changing, and £120k may not go far. Presumably other help is still available, ie benefits like PIP to help live with that disability. But Regulation 345 of the HMR also has this clause-

(4)This regulation does not apply in relation to liability under section 2 (liability for defective products) of the Consumer Protection Act 1987(a) or article 5 of the Consumer Protection (Northern Ireland) Order 1987(b)

and only refers to civil claims, not criminal. But then there's also the contracts between HMG & Pfizer, which are commercially confidential. But it does look like Pfizer has immunised itself, despite it's vaccine being novel, and the first ever mRNA one to be unleashed on the public.. Which seems a tad risky, and there have already been possible adverse reactions, including some deaths. Which I guess in Covid score keeping style should mean any deaths within 28 days of being vaccinated should be counted as vaccine deaths. Personally I'd be opting for the Astra vaccine instead of Pfizers, but not sure if we'll be given the choice.

It's an interesting dilemma.. Governments have decided Covid is a national emergency and done stuff like home detention to shield hospitals from being overwhelmed*. Then also decided that priority vaccinations should go to health service staff. So there's an obvious risk that any severe adverse reactions will show up in that population first, and thus a risk to the health services. Plus there are reports that healthcare staff are refusing the vaccine.

Then I guess there'll be the prospect of test cases to see if indemnities are legal. After all, the law is meant to be the mechanism to right a wrong or harm.

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Getting down with the sickness.

Either the article is pretty short on details of exactly what, messages are subject to this charge, or I am dense to understand the article. Possibly the latter.

We're IT types. The NHS isn't. And 18p a message is cheaper than a stamp, so represents considerable savings, and excellent value for money to for the NHS! What exactly is a 'message' you say? Well, that would be a result for a specific test. 18p for red cell count, 18p for white and there's probably some other stuff in most people's blood. I'm just interested in the alchohol content! <hic> Now, moving on to the next question. Yes, £8m is excellent value for money, and don't you know there's a war on!

But such is politics. I'm also a bit suprised. System set up to do data exchange can't exchange data and can't simply have a new test code & results field added. I mean it's not like it's being asked to do something complicated, like add PCT cycle counts, or explain why that creates false positives, it's just a pass/fail. Or why the system can't scale. Ok, so it's got a few more suppliers, and probably customers, like say the BBC so they can keep their 'case' count updated in (su)real time.. I mean they're vital in keeping the public informed*.

But we're IT types, so sadly used to seeing stuff like this happening.

* Ah, BBC headline writers..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-55550748

"Dad had to choose between breathing and drinking fluids"

Ok, so the story was slightly more involved, although still normal for hospitals. Trying to do both at the same time is something most of us learn not to do at an early age.

Lay down your souls to the gods of rock 'n' roll: Conspiracy theorists' 5G 'vaccine' chip schematic is actually for a guitar pedal

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Re: Molten guitar leads

See also-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUaevnP1LLg&pbjreload=101

Moore lays off the shreddies and just jams with some other blues guy.. :)

New York Stock Exchange U-turns on decision to boot China's three biggest telcos

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Why?

The biggest relief is likely being felt by US investors who faced having to offload their positions in a matter of days. Poor things.

There you have it. Plus removing from & repricing index funds and all the other exciting financial instruments available from the NYSE, and other casinos near you.

Brexit trade deal advises governments to use Netscape Communicator and SHA-1. Why? It's all in the DNA

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Re: 20 year old tech...

Maybe you should ditch the old rads and go with underfloor heating throughout at the same time as 40C is typical maximum for those?

But that adds to the cost of new builds, and also to rip & replace floors in existing properties. Which then makes the ROI even more questionable. All to keep a 'new' tech happy, when alternatives might be far better & cheaper.

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Re: 20 year old tech...

The problem is never new builds, but always retrofitting current stock. New builds can have ground-source heat pumps, whereas everybody else will need air-source.

I think by 'need', you mean 'will be forced to install'. It's a bit like when John Prescott decided gas heaters/boilers deserved promotion and changed building regs. Much rejoicing amongst the CORGIs, including Caroline Lucas's dad as they increased sales of combi boilers, and service/maintenance contracts. People who'd been sold on Economy-7* systems to sink off-peak electricity were SOL. Then gas becomes evil, and we face another rip & replace cycle. But such is politics. See also promoting diesel, or biofuels for more info.

But there's now a target to install 600,000 heat pumps a year, which means lots of money to train CORGIs for new plumbing. Yey!. Big problem with GSHPs is, of course, G. Like having that. Window planters for anyone 2nd floor & above in an MDU won't help. Neither will typical stamp-sized gardens in a lot of new homes. Nor will it help existing leaseholders. Ok, there are options to go vertical and drill GSHP heat pipes, but that's more expensive. And then potential issues with temperature differentials over time, ie if you're sucking all the heat out of the ground during winter, system efficiency will drop over time.. Unless you pump heat back into the garden over summer, in which case that will cost.

Alternatively, there's air-source. So that can simply mean deleting balconies and adding suitably sized heat exchangers & fans to the outside of buildings instead. I'm sure architects can come up with suitable designs to keep planning inspectors happy in conservation areas though.

And of course both will increase electricity demand (and thus bills). Which is a.. slight problem given the lead time between constructing new power stations vs meeting politicians self-imposed targets.

*Economy-7 I think is still grossly overlooked as an aid to unreliable energy policy. Originally a solution for sinking baseload generation like nuclear off-peak, ie supply > demand. Now we have the reverse problem, combined with intermittency. So lobbyists faff around trying to promote 'grid scale' energy storage when micro-scale storage has been around for decades.. Plus of course 'smart' meters that can do demand management at a more granular level than Economy-7 teleswitches. Problem is of course current 'smart' meters are dumb, and an E-7 style solution would be more beneficial to consumers than suppliers, or erstwhile battery farmers. Plus the kit is dirt cheap by comparison being based on simple water tanks & heat bricks with resistive heaters. Not much to go wrong.

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Re: 20 year old tech...

But heat pumps and hydrogen are expected to hit their stride around 2040, whereas we are talking 2024. Sixteen years is a long time to wait to switch the heating on.

But such is politics. So for example-

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-54981425

The government will bring forward, to 2023, the date by which new homes will need to be warmed without using gas heating.

Which isn't that far off, but is far out. So much so that the date quickly got dropped from the 10-yr plan. Problem is still how to hit 'legally binding' decarbonisation targets from Ed Milliband's ruinous Climate Change Act. Which means decarbonising transport and heating. Ed was never one for details, so how exactly this is accomplished is someone else's problem.

And then there's the COP26 shindig looming, where tens of thousands of green lobbyists will descend on Glasgow, where our glorious leader will no doubt make some grand gesture to demonstrate the UK's leadership in saving the climate. Regardless of cost, benefit, or just practicality. Or hopefully Boris will tire of his current squeeze, and find another who isn't so rabidly Green.

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Re: 20 year old tech...

Due to the UK being able to sign its own trade deals (eg. the one UK has just signed with Turkey that will make it easier for Turkish citizens to come to the UK and the UK to export arms to Turkey...), we can expect it to sign deals with others especially China, where all those UK kettles are made...

You might be suprised, eg Koç Holding A.Ş & Vestel are both large, Turkish domestic appliance manufacturers, both under their own brands, and also err.. 'white label' manufacturers for other brands. Turkey has a large manufacturing base, which is possibly one of the reasons why it's been sitting on the sidelines of EU membership for so long.

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Re: 20 year old tech...

Of course, since all Irish gas travels through the UK, that could have a knock-on effect. (They are currently building an LNG terminal, I think, but I am not sure it'll be sufficient for all RoI's gas needs.)

It'll be fine. The US has built several LNG export terminals on it's East coast, which are desperate for customers. Plus impending climate prevention measures will mean Ireland and the rest of the EU will need much less gas for heating. Ok, so those policies will also mean much more demand for electricity, but "renewables" will provide that. Sometimes.

There's a similar issue for Scotland. When it's windy, Scotland can export electricity south of the border. When it's not, it has to import it. See for example-

https://notalotofpeopleknowthat.wordpress.com/2020/12/29/denmark-importing-a-third-of-its-power-today/

In short, Denmark is heavily reliant on imported power from Norway (hydro) and Sweden (hydro/nuclear). Netting off the power exported to Germany, Denmark is still sourcing about a third of its electricity from abroad.

Which will be FUN as we carry on tilting at windmills. Or just lucrative for hydro/nuclear generators because when the wind drops, the spot price for electricity rockets. Theoretically, the UK now has more energy independence to modify policy, in practice, the lunatics are still in charge of the asylum.

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Re: 20 year old tech...

Whatever are you talking about?

Err.. The French! Or possibly French Canadians. Been doing some work with a company based in Quebec, and confused my voltages. On the plus side, once life gets back to normal(ish) I might get to go there and binge on poutine.

Otherwise, Directive 2009/125/EC

https://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=OJ:L:2009:285:0010:0035:en:PDF

or this-

https://ec.europa.eu/docsroom/documents/20375

Where EUrocrats created an "Ecodesign" commissariat to muck about with stuff. So deciding on a maximum power for vacuum cleaners, then moving on potentially embugger other small appliances. Things like kettles, toasters & hair dryers were obvious targets because resistive heating elements. So cut kettles from 3KW to 1KW would save 2KW with every cuppa! But that 'consultation' has been on/off again for some years.. Possibly due to people trying to explain to EUrocrats that the energy required to boil 1l of water is constant(ish).

But then so long, and thanks for all the Directives. Should "Ecodesign" stuff come to pass, the UK can choose to adopt it, as it has done via various SIs, or ignore it, and leave it to manufacturers to create conforming CE products for the EU market. Then again, there has been some good stuff coming out of Ecodesign, like right to repair, clearer product marking etc.

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Re: 20 year old tech...

By banning chlorine washing you force the farmer to improve sanitation, as otherwise they cannot sell their meat. That's the European approach, and the reality behind the slogan 'chlorine-washed chicken'.

But that's incorrect, and more to do with messaging & lobbying. So a handy slogan raising fears of the UK (or EU) being flooded with masses of Chlorochickens.. And undercutting EU poultry producers. The reality is a bit different, eg

https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX:32008R0543

Article 7

1. In order to be graded as classes A and B, poultry carcases and cuts covered by this Regulation shall meet the following minimum requirements, i.e. they shall be:

(a) intact, taking into account the presentation;

(b) clean, free from any visible foreign matter, dirt or blood;

(c) free of any foreign smell;

(d) free of visible bloodstains except those which are small and unobtrusive;

(e) free of protruding broken bones;

(f) free of severe contusions.

So the EuroChicken is already washed.. And the marketing slogan also de-couples the welfare issue, ie it's not the farmer who does the washing, it's the poultry processor. The farmer simply follows the orders of whichever agribusiness giant is specifying how their product should be readied for market, which often isn't great for anyone, except the agribusiness. Ok, so politicians sometimes stick their beaks in specifying things like maximum densities in grow sheds, but that's often more for corporate welfare than consumer or chicken.

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Re: Wot abaht GDPR then?

This has PHB interference written all over it and I'd be surprised if hadn't been left in the dust long ago. As I pointed out in another post, key management is ignored; if the folks who knew what they were doing felt that encryption had to be specified they'd surely have included it.

Ah, but what does encryption mean? ROT13 good enough? Or something stylish in twisted hessian curves? Or something specifed by the European Cryptologic Center..

(kidding)

But as you say, it falls into PHB turf. Terms must be defined, so encryption methods and security standards must be defined. Which then gets complicated when national interests come into play with treaty signatories, ie lobbying for their preferred standards/standards bodies. Or possibly realising that using something better than MIME and POP mail might mean having to upgrade departments IT. Or occasionally having to find/develop translation gateways to get between foreign networks, and your own. I used to have fun (kidding) doing that with X.25 to IP. X.400 translation was luckily a software problem.

In this case though, the situation seems somewhat muddled by the original Treaty being outwith the normal EU process, and least until the EU decided to stick their oar in.. Which seems to have left things a bit of a mess. From skimming through the withdrawl stuff, that seems fairly common, ie non-EU stuff like this bundled into it, which presumably is for legislative convenience to get it into UK law.

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Re: 20 year old tech...

I do like the idea of Brexiteers peddling the ability to trade special "better version" goods or services (food, drink, financial services, data processing, whatever) with foreign countries but have "worse version" of the same things for domestic consumption as an advantage for the UK's population.

Why would there be a worse domestic version? Ok, so UK kettles are better than French ones, but only because 240V vs 110V. And possibly vacuum cleaner-style maximun power edicts that waste time, kind of defy physics, but give EUrocrats a sense of self importance.

Otherwise, it kind of defies the benefits of standardisation and globalisation to end up with export and domestic product lines. Which is why a lot of electronics standardise around the good'ol kettle cable and PSUs that don't care if they're being fed diet voltage, or proper full-fat volts. And given globalisation, international standards are set by global standards bodies.

But there are other oddities.. Like inability for Scotland to export real haggis to the US due to their food regs objecting to lungs.. Which I guess is also odd given the way the US pioneered stuff like MRP.

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Re: 20 year old tech...

We won't go hungry - in addition to stuffing ourselves with Brexit Cake, there'll be plenty of cheap chlorinated chicken and hormone fed beef to look forward to then

Chicken is weird. So when the chlorine thing became a thing, I figured I'd check the process.. And basically the 'chlorine wash' has much the same level of chlorination as tap water. So I guess some objectors may only drink bottled water, but it does mean you can experience US-style chicken at home.. Which also seems to have become a thing. So washing a chicken under the tap, drying it, and increasing risk of contamination in the process.. Instead of just roasting it at 150C.

But people are weird. As are crazy mutant US chickens forced to grow at unnatural rates that can't walk. But then the US also figured washing eggs was a GoodThing(tm) so they then have to be refrigerated.

Julian Assange will NOT be extradited to the US over WikiLeaks hacking and spy charges, rules British judge

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Re: This confused me

I never saw a clause in the (admittedly short) forms where secret information from another state was necessarily a UK secret. There are occasions when that is true and I have seen such specific occasions but in general the OSA protects UK secrets.

I think it can be pretty common, ie some secrets are shared on the basis that we'll keep a foreigner's secrets secret as well. Which can be odd sometimes, eg training manuals might be openly published in the US, but still classified in the UK. Or situations where not everything is shared, so you might have a thing, but how that thing works is kept in a room only for say, US personnel because those secrets are US-NOFORN.

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Re: This confused me

I could understand a successful prosecution for publishing UK secrets in the UK, but not US secrets (unless they are shared NATO secrets, but I don't recall any of that being the case).

I think that may be the case, ie stuff that was published would be covered by the UK OSA. Alternatively, I think part of the extradition test is to consider if the alleged crime is one that would also be considered a crime, if committed in the UK.

But the saga rumbles on. Given all the Clinton stuff Assange published, not convinced the Democrats would be keen on dropping charges. Then again, there may be some potential horse trading given Assange has hinted in the past that he's got more damaging stuff about the Dems.

It'll be interesting to see what happens next with the bail hearing, which will no doubt play on the IT angle and risk that the agent becomes a self-terminating process. Kinda tricky given he's absconded once before, and I think it must be tempting to grant bail & not look too hard if his supporters whisk him out of the country. Oops, sorry America..

$900bn coronavirus stimulus bill includes $600 for most Americans, $50 in monthly internet subsidies, $1.9bn to help rid the US of Huawei kit

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Re: Bork bork pork

Yup.

Being semi-retired & bored, I poked around a little more and think this is kind of business as usual. So the sort of wrangling & horse trading that's previously lead to government shutdowns for federal agencies when finance bills aren't approved. So there's the covid stuff, but also regular government budget setting.

Which I guess gets into politics as well, ie Trump's threats to veto & trim some fat and some parts of the media focusing on the covid elements, or highlighting the normal BAU bits. But such is politics.

And also made me wonder what would happen if say, somehow, someone managed to slip in say $1.2bn to promote Jellied Eel consumption in the US markets. If that slipped through & congress approved the bill, would that be legal, and mean I could move to Florida or Texas and get on with the consuming..

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Re: Bork bork pork

Since the Democrat House had already watered down the latest package to manageable proportions *

Not convinced that's true. The package got published and it's 5,500 pages long. Which I guess means few in either side of the House have read all of it. Especially on their iGadgets. Folks in the twattersphere have, however leading to outrage over ordinary Americans getting just enough to buy a PS5. Meanwhile, there's $1.3bn for Egypt, $4bn for US Navy weapons development and.. "$193 million for federal HIV/AIDS workers to buy cars and car insurance overseas". Which I guess means there's either a lot of those aid workers, or they've managed to get funding for Bugattis. Well played..

So far, so normal for this kind of bundled pork. There's the $600 payout, plus extending welfare & business support, but billions in other stuff thrown in to get the package approved.

Elon Musk says he tried to sell Tesla to Apple, which didn’t bite and wouldn't even meet

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Re: Offered to sell the company for 1/10 current market value

Trouble is he has a bunch of fiduciary reasons not to take the meeting.

Apple invests and he gets a bunch of lawsuits from Apple shareholders who complain it isn't a good use of their money, from the Fed claiming he is now a monopoly, from the press with "Apple product kills" everytime a car crashes

Yup. I've had similar situations when competitors wanted meetings. One example, competitor wanted to talk to us (ie sell) about a service we were already developing. Quick check with counsel and advice was to state at the beginning of the meeting that we were competing & minute everything. Meeting continued and explored potential benefits, ie we had infrastructure, they didn't. It didn't go anywhere, but stayed amicable & probably mutually beneficial, independently offering the service to industry. Competition can be good like that.

But in Apple's case, I guess it got more complex. Apple didn't need Tesla, and if Tesla had gone titsup.com, could potentially pick over the carcass in bankruptcy. In hindsight, an investment could have been a good idea given Tesla's share price now. That would be a bit like when Microsoft invested in Apple when it was in trouble.. But rather upset the Apple fanbois when they found out about that.

And the future could also be interesting. Personally, I'm not a fan of Tesla's designs, exterior or interior. Apple's a design boutique, so might create something neat there.. Although exterior design's more a function of aerodynamics rather than aesthetics these days.. Cybertruck being an exception to both.

Just let this sink in: Capita wins 12-year £1bn contract to provide training services to the Royal Navy and Marines

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Re: Maybe it will work

Perhaps they will train the Marines to land on the wrong beach with half their weapons missing and then mill around like headless chickens, after the enemy have finished laughing themselves to death, the Marines can then walk in and take over.

Crapita reinforcing it's capabilities with the likes of Fujitsu and Raytheon does not bode well.

You're not looking to the future. Modern Warfare is all about computers. Traditional wafare has been all about logistics. Ergo, future combat is all about encouraging your enemy to make mistakes, and waste resources. Crapita has been honing this philosophy on British public & private sector for years now, including the MoD. Now, having demonstrated it's Tier-1 capability to cripple industrial & defence targets, along with infrastructure, it's now ready for the front line. Soon the UK will have potent first strike capability, with divisions of MBAs (Marine Business Administrators), CEs (Combat Excel specialists), along with Special Projects* support.

*Rumor that this involves outsourcing any offensive or defensive roles to sub-contractors that may or may not be currently working for any contractually defined "enemy**" is mere speculation.***

**Contact your account team for a competitive quote to define any enemies not currently included in schedules 3-17,976 as may be amended by Crapita Plc subject to prevailing market conditions and dividend expectations.

***Then again, if you can contract your enemy to attack itself, this may be cost advantageous, subject to hedging any future litigation concerning bribery or foreign corrupt practices. And with some financial engineering, provide useful foreign sales revenues.

Atlantic City auctions off chance to hit Big Red Button and make grotesque Trump Plaza casino go boom

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Re: Point of Order

What is there that when a button is pushed or a mouse clicked generates an enormous vacuum inside a building so that it implodes?

Maybe a prototype of Elon Musk's Hypeloop.. Or not, as that would generate both negative pressure and publicity. ThunderF00t's been having more fun fisking that venture on his YT channel.

Otherwise I wonder if the last throws of the Presidency would allow Trump to order a MOAB dropped on it given FAED's are sorta implosion devices. But sadly the reality is it just means the demolition's rigged to make the building collapse inwards instead of outwards. Hopefully.

Ethical power supplier People's Energy hacked, 250,000 customers' personal info accessed

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Re: We're not Enron - We're Eethical

Might be a little tougher to pull off in the roller coaster energy sector, but if they are indeed debt free and growing, maybe it will happen.

Yup, they'll maybe learn some more tricks from the old energy trading ways of Enron. But the vow assumes they'll ever make a profit, which many alt-electron providers don't, and go the way of Enron. See Nottingham's Robin Hood Energy for more info. But the energy sector is awash with greenwash, so-

Founded in August 2017, People’s Energy buys wholesale leccy from renewable sources, and biomethane from food and farm waste, that it then resells onto consumers.

Which is a common claim. Reality is a bit different-

https://www.ofgem.gov.uk/environmental-programmes/rego/about-rego-scheme

We issue one REGO certificate per megawatt hour (MWh) of eligible renewable output to generators of renewable electricity.

The purpose of the certificate is to prove to the final customer that a given share of energy was produced from renewable sources. As such, the primary use of REGOs in Great Britain and Northern Ireland is for Fuel Mix Disclosure. FMD requires licensed electricity suppliers to disclose to potential and existing customers the mix of fuels (coal, gas, nuclear, renewable and other) used to generate the electricity supplied.

So People use 1GWh of electricty. People buys 1000 REGOs. Claim your electrons are 100% Green! Bask in your virtuousness!

Sadly the reality is somewhat different, at least until these greenwash schemes are actualy coupled to generation by type. So for example-

https://gridwatch.co.uk/Wind

Wind, last month: minimum: 0.356 GW maximum: 12.687 GW average: 6.896 GW

When wind was low, People's customers would have been using 'dirty' nuclear, coal & gas, not 'renewables', because as far as the hardware & network goes, electrons is electrons, and REGOs allow virtue signallers to provide the illusion of Green.

Google told BGP to forget its Euro-cloud – after first writing bad access control lists

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Re: Clouds are great!

One of their VPs got a proper chewing, but when they eventually found out (and fixed) the problem I fully understood how easily it can happen. Their real mistake was in being complacent about the measures that they had in place.

Yup, that happens. All too often in places that outsource their helldesks. So I've seen that result in a situation where there's conflicting priorities, ie the outsourcer is incentivised to close tickets fast, the telco's surviving ops people, to resolve customer problems. Or in organisations that are customer focused, and put the customer first.. Yet customer facing roles like sales don't look at their customer's TTs. There's also simple tricks like alerting if a customer raises >X TTs in a month/week, which can catch intermittent faults, or ops types prematurely closing TTs.

But you can't be a customer focused service provider unless you have the tools and processes to catch problems. Preferably with event correlation, notification, automatic escalation etc. There's plenty of software to do that, one of which has been in the news recently.. But technology can also play a part, eg the move towards Ethernet services, with some customers still expecting IP-like monitoring and reporting. Or occasionally Dark Fibre customers wanting the same.. And intermittent DF faults are tricky to resolve given there's no in-band (or out-band) access to the service layer for the provider.

This outage seems to have demonstrated quite a few problems for Google. So lack of risk managemet & change control let critical services like their 'leader' box get altered and not monitored properly. Also curious about this bit-

“Once zone europe-west2-a reconnected to the network, a combination of bugs in the VPN control plane were triggered by some of the now stale VPN gateways in the zone,”

And whether that was a bug or a feature. Google's known for rolling their own network kit and software, so if that struggled with a major outage and having to teardown and re-establish a lot of VPNs, which can be rather computationally intensive.. But that's also the joy of SDNs. Being 'dynamic' or reconfigurable has benefits, but also can be a lot harder to monitor & manage than relatively fixed topologies.

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Re: Clouds are great!

how would you relate BGP to an ACL?

Very, very carefully. But it's normal for BGP. So there's some examples here for IPv6 filters-

https://www.space.net/~gert/RIPE/ipv6-filters.html

Mainly because v6 can be.. less clear than conventional v4 filtering, masking and inverse masking, so errors can be more common. But basically BGP's.. pretty dumb. It exchanges routes between peers. It might exchange routes you'd rather it didn't, eg bogons (RFC1918 reserved addresses), internal addresses, other peers etc etc. Then BAD THINGS happen.. Like AS7007*. I still remember that given it happened on (I think) the 2nd week of me being a large ISP's router wrangler.

So controlling what BGP advertises (or accepts) from other peers gets done by various bits of BGP-fu, like prefix lists, route filters, ACLs. Then it's generally best practice (ie a LOT less f'ng dangerous/embarassing) to create/modify/sanity check those offline than just going for it on a core router's CLI. Especially given those routers often contain many ACLs. And the BGP peer will also have it's own ACLs, so if it sees stuff that it doesn't like, the peering session may get dropped.

Then more BAD THINGS happen, like if you need to get onto the router at the other end of the peering session, well, it's time to check your out-of-band connection, because if the routing session is down, that network is unreachable via BGP.. Oops.

But that's all part of the joy of networking, especially on large/complex networks. And also leads to design choices, like whether to use BGP, which is a pretty dumb EGP (Exterior Gateway Protocol) as an IGP (Interior Gateway Protocol) for internal routing, when something like IS-IS might be a better choice.

* See- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS_7007_incident

Is the Internet down? Nope, it's just currently on vacation in Florida..

As UK breaks away from Europe, Facebook tells Brits: You'll all be Californians soon

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Re: Just Wait

I'm sure if Scotland seceded they'd requrie all ISPs there to be Scottish companies.

I guess that could provide a boost to Scotland's Internet exchange, and data centre business. Would still leave some potential snags, like the distinct lack of Internet (or telco) capacity landed in Scotland. Then there may be some fun cost issues, like electricity. Scotland went big into wind power, so sometimes exports to England when there's wind, but t'other way around when it's calm.. When the lack of wind tends to make wholesale electricity prices head north of £1k+ per mW/h.

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Re: privacy, what privacy?

Does it makes the same provision of the EU GDPR still?

Pretty much I think, ie from Part 3, which echoes other transfer language-

74A Transfers based on adequacy regulations

(1) The Secretary of State may by regulations specify any of the following which theSecretary of State considers ensures an adequate level of protection of personal data—

(a)a third country,

(b)a territory or one or more sectors within a third country,

(c)an international organisation, or

(d)a description of such a country, territory, sector or organisation.

(2) For the purposes of this Part of this Act, a transfer of personal data to a third country oran international organisation is based on adequacy regulations if, at the time of the transfer,regulations made under this section are in force which specify, or specify a descriptionwhich include..

So it's UK GDPR & transposing the EU stuff into national legislation. So not convinced Facepalm can do this, unless the Secretary of State has deemed California or the US 'adequate'.. Which could mean Facepalm's pre-empting any potential trade deal including adequacy, or assuming the ICO won't object. Or slap a fine on Facepalm.. which would seem doable if the transfer's in breach of UK GDPR.

But as you say, Facepalm's counsel has probably crawled all over this and figured it's worth the risk vs leaving UK data where it is, and covered by UK/EU adequacy inherited from EU GDPR. And on the plus side, assuming the UK can & will fine, the Treasury gets to keep the money rather than the EU.

UK proposes new powers for comms regulator to legally unleash avenging hordes on security-breached telcos

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Good as far as it goes but perhaps a better option would be to require regular security audits by an OfCom appointed auditor.

I think it's very bad, but you make a good suggestion.

I think it's bad because of the risk, and potential penalties. Over the decades I've had some interesting conversations around consequential losses vs contracted compensation. Generally those revolve around risk, ie what happens if/when the network goes down or events like DDOS or hacking. And generally that lead to mitigating those risks by changing the design. But obviously that increases the cost of the design to something rather more substantial than the cost of the xDSL circuits the client thought they could run their business on.

Worst example was the proposed fire control service consolidation where the bidder I was working with wanted xDSL to fire stations. Or 'fully diverse xDSL'. Bidder was one of the big name consultancies, yet didn't understand how the technology worked. Luckily for the fire service, that idea was canned.

But in other jobs where clients have demanded non-standard penalties, the solution's been fairly simple. Calculate an estimate for the number of outage events we'd expect over the contract, the penalties for those events, and add that into the fee schedule. And if penalties were particularly high, buy insurance against those charges and add the cost of that into the contract.

Obviously that makes services more expensive, and the network would still go down. But I've never worked on a network where consequential losses were accepted simply because the risk was too high, or the cost of insurance against that risk was too high for the client. But then businesses can & do buy business continuity insurance, or at least the smart ones do.

But TL;DR is the proposal would place enormous risk on service providers, which would then get passed onto it's customers.

But I like your suggestion. If government wants to pass this risk/cost onto service providers, then it should provide 'Best Practice' guidance to industry. If industry doesn't follow that guidance, well, then it takes the risk. Which is something relatively easily done. I've often argued that GCHQ/CESG should provide that Best Practice to industry.. which it partly does, eg the classified guidance for public sector networks. Or thanks to CESG being turned into a revenue generating outfit, it'll sell consultancy. But I've always though that given their role as commsec experts, and risks to UK Plc, their guidance (or at least some of it) should be public.

But there's also an element of the can being kicked down the road & consequential losses being passed onto hardware and software vendors. So Cisco/Juniper publish an advisory & patch due to a vulnerability being detected/exploited. Contractually they carry very little risk, but that could change with enough industry pressure. Which would again increase costs, and still would probably lead to exploits. After all, Cisco's IOS is 30 or so years old, so should be exploit free.. Shouldn't it?

SolarWinds: Hey, only as many as 18,000 customers installed backdoored software linked to US govt hacks

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What does Kieren believe 'disproportionate impact on global affairs' means? I'm not seeing it.

Well, obviously having Russian software installed on many Western company's systems is disproportionate given the size/investment in Russian software houses vs US. Ok, so this may have been unwittingly installed, but could still compare US/NATO cyber offence/defence budgets to Russian spending.

Alternatively, compare the size/budgets of US/NATO soft & kinetic foreign policy divisions. So Ukraine pivoted towards the EU & West, with a few nudges. Russia kept Crimea, and the "Russo-Ukrainian War" has been ongoing since 2014. That situation has been a tad embarrasing to the West & obviously lead to a rapid cooling of relations between superpowers. Not to mention the deaths of a lot of Ukrainian civilians, and those of other nations drawn into the conflict, ie MH17. And ongoing because despite support for Ukraine, the EU/NATO obviously doesn't want to get sucked into direct conflict.

Or there's Syria. Carefully orchestrated campaign to oust a member of Bush's 'Axis of Evil'. Which helped spawn ISIL, and a lot of attrocities. But that not so civil war has been ongoing since 2011's "Arab Spring". But Russia being invited into Syria allowed Assad to remain in power, and slowly regain control of it's territory. But much like Ukraine, also carried the risk of direct conflict given the presence of US bases & forces inside Syria's borders.. Uninvited.

Or there's Turkey, waiting in the wings for a long time for EU accession, important NATO member with ambitions to challenge the Saudis as a major regional power.. And currently seeming to pivot towards Russia, assisted by the response to Turkey daring to buy Russian S-400 air defence systems.

Or there's India, working with Russia on various defence projects. Or sanctions against Russia forcing it to develop it's own industry & forge alliances with China, and other strategic partners.

So we're living in interesting times, where a small (by population count) country is perhaps having a disproportionate impact on geopolitics.

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Re: My first thought..

..when I heard about this yesterday was that Russia must've been pissed off because they were unable to meaningfully manipulate the Presidential election this time around.

This is not how the game is played. So Trump won because of Russian election interference. Now Biden's won because of Russian election interference. Assuming any of the investigations into dodgy voting machines find anything, that was Oceana! I mean Russia!

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Re: once again

Alexey Navalny, looks like the Flu to me! Do you have any proof he was poisoned by a nerve agent in Russian? Maybe he had a head cold!

Nope, according to the Sunday Times, Navalny fell ill after wearing contaminated underpants. He appears rather healthy now though. Oddly.

I do however think revealing some of this shenanigans may prove countreproductive. How terrifying it would be if Russia merged it's poisoning and hacking branches? How would the West defend itself against Fancy Pants?

Meanwhile, I have popcorn ready for the explanation as to how bears managed to shit in Solar Wind's code repository, compile, and be pushed into production undetected..

Leaked draft EU law reveals tech giants could face huge 6% turnover fines if they don't play by Europe's rules

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Re: "legal but harmful"

The idea that people might be able to consider the risk and decide for themselves if they still want to complete the action is just another aspect of personal freedom being taken away by those who think they know better and feel their prejudices should be allowed to govern everybody's behaviour.

Remember we're talking about the Internet here, which has given us crazes like planking, or the Tide pod challenge. Or-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaAFOrudj0g

Social media is full of people doing stupid and/or anti-social things in pursuit of likes, subscribes & clicks. Watch as our mate sticks his head in a microwave and we fill it full of cement! Keep watching as the inevitable happens, and we call the fire service to perform a twatectomy! Ok, so that last one went viral, but also included a rather contrite segment from the people about just how dumb & lucky they'd been.

But such is politics. This subject came up years ago at a LINX meeting when the IWF wanted to expand it's remit. Problem as always is defining harm. So we have fag packets with official health warnings, but sports like soccer, gymnastics or even cheerleading may cause death & serious injury. So in our new NannyNet, would any of those have to be preceded by official government health warnings? Especially given our current sensitivity to micro-harms and offences.

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Re: Not as powerful as it seems at first sight?

This is typical of a trend that has affected international standards as well - process oriented compliance that doesn't measure results.

Yup. The cynic in me wonders if this is the point. Politicians generate headlines for taking tough action, where in reality there are loopholes several terabytes wide for the erstwhile targets to drive through. Or it could just be the way the EU works. So if this is destined to become a Directive, then those tend to be more specific. If not, the laws are more guidelines for the individual member states to implement. And as it's a draft, presumably it's still slowly circulating those members competition & market agencies for comment. Especially given the way exercising powers at the EU level can lead to it gaining exclusive competence to legislate in those areas.

But such is politics. I suspect the cynic in me is right, especially given the risk of invoking trade wars with the US. Trump's been rather protectionist, it's unclear whether the Harris/Biden presidency will continue that approach.

World+dog share in collective panic attack as Google slides off the face of the internet

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In the late 80’s we had a variety of remote controlled plugs, different packs all incompatible with each other.

We had those in the 1580s and compatibility was ensured by a bit of beating & heating. HR keeps those in a locked cupboard. Although clothing may differ in the 21st Century, process is much the same. Once escorted away by security, you don't see them return. Just an occasional reminder from HR to return their pressure washer immediately.

IoT means a common controller being Amazon, Google or Apple.

I suspect some may be reconsidering that world view when all their Io Things became inaccessible via their Apple or Google phone, or Amazon app. Just as well that in the good'ol days, T meant 'thumbs', which most people still have. Despite best efforts of IoT vendors to disable those via shrink-plastic packaging.

Raven geniuses: Four-month-old corvids have similar cognitive abilities to great apes at same age, study finds

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Re: Size isn't everything

Brains are fascinating. As are ravens. Brain size I guess is one of those interesting evolutionary things, ie if we don't need all of ours, why haven't we evolved smaller heads given the energy needed to keep our brains happy. Or perhaps it's just too much like hard work to re-adjust our skulls to keep stereo sound and vision.

But there's neat stuff like MEG scanners that can show how we're using our brains, but.. somewhat tricky to use on other animals. Perhaps researchers will figure out ways to apply SQUIDs to whales.

FBI confirms Zodiac Killer's 340 cipher solved by trio of amateur math and software codebreakers

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Re: Auguste Kerckhoffs

The FBI doubtless asked the NSA for assistance, because why wouldn't they? The FBI don't do code-breaking - that's the NSA's job. I am sure the FBI regularly ask other federal agencies for assistance

I guess one problem is how well various law enforcement agencies worked together 50 years ago, and technology limitations. The movie Zodiac, based on Grayling's book & Toschi's recollections showed some of this. It didn't show the FBI having much involvement, but did show issues like some police departments not having fax machines. Or just information sharing & procedural challenges, like figuring out which police force had jurisdiction.

I think the book and the movie are good insights to the challenges and frustrations law enforcement faced attempting to solve crimes like these. And ultimately led to systems like the FBI's VICAP database, which only appeared in 1985, then made available to police agencies in 2008. Plus advances in forensics, eg in 1969, blood could be typed. In 2020, typed and comprehensive DNA analysis and possible familial linking.

But ZK also seemed to be fairly smart, and forensically aware, so may not have left much trace evidence to work with, plus seemed to enjoy taunting & trying to mislead the police. So I guess it's possible that either the code doesn't contain the real name, or conceivably could name someone else, eg Leigh Allen, if the real ZK was aware of them being a prime suspect. But I think it's neat that LEOs still work cold cases like this to try and bring closure.

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Re: Semi brute forced by three amateurs

Something to keep in mind for anyone who thinks they've built a better mouse trap of a crypto system.

Yup, and also decryption system. From the looks of it, part could perhaps be optimised by dictionary lookups. Curious how 'machine learning' could be applied to spot the text to add to the crib, or realise ZK made some errors in their cyphertext. All part of the race between man & machine to see who's better at making sense out of patterns.

What does my neighbour's Tesla have in common with a stairlift?

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Re: Charging

Unless they have to stay, to prevent jokers from surreptitiously unplugging the car before it has finished charging...

Not a problem, just part of the 'Green Jobs' bonanza. So local small businesses can diversify. Instead of "That's a nice car, want to pay us to watch it for you?", they can add "And make sure nobody unplugs it" to their price list.

Then again, EVs are part of the mobile ecosystem. So allows for a 21st Century version of Knock Down Ginger. Unplug car, wait for owner to run out of the house clutching their phone. The for the extreme version, take phone. Or just take cables because they're not cheap and probably contain a fair bit of copper.

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Re: Charging

As a side benefit you would then have an array of posts along the kerb which might well stop cars just using the pavement as an extension of the road.

That's sort of happening with a bunch of green visionaries partnering with councils in the UK to install roadside charging (or gouging). I guess if you're lucky, you'll have a choice of charging posts. If you're unlucky, that may make opening your car door tricky, but then you could always buy a gull or swan-wing door*. Pedestrians will be safer** because due to the electric fence of posts and cables, they'll only be able to access the road at approved locations.

Or council highways crews can earn extra dosh. You've paid for a drop curb, now pay for an approved kerbside charging port. Which then can be additional revenue if linked into RFID/key systems so they take a slice of the current pie. But as the cost of electricity will probably triple to pay for 'decarbonisation', charging will be a luxury.

Which is the looming problem. Currently the Treasury earns money from VED and fuel duty. It'll lose that with EVs, so need some way to recoup that. Which will get complex/unpopular if simply slapped onto an electricity charge.. Especially given rising energy poverty, Green taxes and the impending banning of domestic gas.

*preferably with easily hackable self-closing/guillotine feature.

**or not, if posts should somehow become energised. Hopefully they're dog/child resistant.

EU Medicines Agency hacked, BioNTech-Pfizer coronavirus vaccine paperwork stolen, probe launched

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Re: With something as bad as COCID-19,

You have no clue what you are talking about.

Here's one that was prepared earlier. For no reason other than it was the first ad that came up when I asked YT for 'US drug ads*'-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xipiotOLGDY

Just ask your doctor (or psychiatrist)! Then ask why Eli Lilly made the ad, and then if they made the ad to help get the 2m prescriptions it's managed..

The health insurance policy won't cover the brand name drug if a generic equivalent exists. You are free to pay for the brand name with your own money.

So basically you're saying yes, you can ask your doc for the drug as seen on TV. While you're there, ask about the savings card!-

https://www.trulicity.com/hcp/savings/savings-card

Ok, so other medications are available and will be presented in an ad break soon.. They're empowering!

Obviously you have no clue how things work in the US, so why don't you do everyone a solid and stop talking about stuff you have no clue about. Mmmmmkay?

Et tu, Brute. Meanwhile, howsabout explaining how $39.90 is 'free'?

*US TV is weird. See also-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5jnn1AIt7Q

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Re: With something as bad as COCID-19,

The Pfizer vaccine costs $19.95 per shot. Two shots are required.

I think you'll find that's the MRsP rather than cost.. So $39.90 per treatment. Which may then need to be repeated, depending on how long immunity lasts for, and how long COVID remains a risk..

The Pfizer vaccine will be available for free in the US. Because it was bought for with US taxpayer money. Same for the Moderna and the AstraZeneca vaccines.

Is free too expensive for you?

So not free, still $39.90, just purchased on behalf of all Americans by the US taxpayers.. Who may also have paid for a lot of the R&D via government grants. So basically socialising the costs, and privatising the profits. But that's a theme wrt COVID and responses. The US may hand out another $1tn in relief funds, which give or take the economics of money printing, isn't free. Same with any post-pandemic spending plans to 'Build Back Better'. Or Greener.

Why don't you go to Russia - or China - and get vaccinated for COVID? Their "vaccine" is available right now. You don't have to wait for those stupid US or EU safety approvals.

That highlights some interesting challenges wrt global pandemic management. So for a long time, we've had travel vaccinations, eg needing Yellow/Scarlet fever vaccination to travel to the swamps of Canvey Island. There's presumably some international agreement that recognises those vaccinations, so people are safe to travel, and return. Which presumably should be necessary with COVID vaccinations, especially if those become a requirement for travel. AFAIK the WHO is trying to wrangle that problem, so keeping a master list of vaguely functional vaccines.

Then there's 'patient choice'. So in the US, adverts bombard me with reasons to buy expensive, branded prescription drugs rather than cheap generic equivalents. Now, we have a slew of COVID vaccines ranging from traditional attenuated to ones based on the humble adenovirus, or the more novel mRNA versions.. Which I guess is good news given some vaccines may be more suitable for some patients than others. But patient choice potentially removed, ie you'll get Pfizer, and don't pull that face. But then the drug dealers would want exclusivity, because that means $$$, and trying to explain the pros/cons of different vaccines is non-trivial for both a GP and patient.

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Re: Other suspects?

Oh, who am I kidding. I won't be at all surprised if we now start to see "leaks" of carefully-out-of-context and distorted extracts from these Pfizer documents, spinning a story that the vaccine is unsafe, to sow doubt in target markets and discredit Pfizer, EMA, and the West in general.

One way to counter that would be to publish the documents that were submitted. This may have happened to an extent given Pfizer's submission to the US FDA has been published.. And makes for some interesting reading. Parts have already been spun, ie the risk of 'severe' adverse reactions after the second dose, which were more common in young subjects. Presumably that's due to having a stronger immune system, and 'severe' can just mean swollen lymph nodes.. So 'severe' in a strict, cautious medical sense, but not so bad in the practical.

For me, and with a hint of Russian, this is interesting-

https://www.rt.com/op-ed/509163-covid-19-test-flawed-withdrawn/

Last week I reported on an astonishing review conducted by a group of senior scientists on a paper on which most Covid testing is based. It comprehensively debunked the science behind the Corman-Drosten paper, which described a protocol for using the polymerase chain reaction (PCR) technique to detect Covid, finding 10 fatal flaws, including major failings in the operating procedure and potential conflicts of interest among its authors.

Which other scientists have also questioned. Along with IT types, eg Elon Musk having 4 tests with different results. Which doesn't really change the problem of COVID, or the benefits from working vaccines. Main effect would be on the constant score-keeping of 'cases', and potentially government responses to potential false positive results. I think there may also be other large benefits if mRNA vaccines are proven effective, ie potential to use those to prevent other diseases.

Cops raid home of ousted data scientist who created her own Florida COVID-19 dashboard

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Re: How soon

Excess deaths also includes deaths due to COVID taking up medical resources that could have been deployed elsewhere.

Yup. I think it's both simple, and complicated. So one measure for excess mortality is just to compare annual or seasonal death rates & see how 2020 compares to previous years over the last few decades. Then statisticians can dig deeper to try and attribute contributing factors. So there tends to be an increase in deaths of elderly people over winter. Presumably as we've got an aging population, that would factor into comparisons with say, 30yrs ago. Or there's a temperature correlation, ie a cold winter generally leads to more deaths. And as you say, we probably have more deaths this year due to COVID restrictions and NHS resource re-allocation.

Crime stats I guess would be interesting. I noticed less traffic on the roads during lockdown, so maybe that leads to fewer RTAs and deaths. Or maybe more deaths because people drive faster. And I guess some stats may show other effects, ie a fall in shoplifting because shops have been closed. Or if there's some migration to online thefts and frauds, so shoplifting from home.

But I also think there's been a lot of dubious attribution & stats. So there was a Florida man killed in a motorbike accident, yet became a COVID statistic. Or as winter approaches, suppose someone's had mild COVID that didn't require treatment, but then catches a cold & dies of pneumonia. That would seem a clearer co-morbidity, ie COVID weakened the person, the common cold killed them.

But for me, the biggest sin is probably the fixation on 'cases', especially in the media. Other than for public health epidemiologists tracking the spread, a 'case' isn't that serious, especially given the number of people who've been infected, but didn't notice or know until they got their test results. I'm also curious how the vaccination protocol will work. So 'diagnosis' is often via PCR, which can have high false positive/negative results. So will the PCR test detect 'cases' from people who've been vaccinated? If yes, how reliably can we determine it's effectiveness?

And that I guess also links into general effectiveness & 'public health' policies. So suppose I get vaccinated because I need my official COVID-Free travel & access pass. Yey! But if that only gives temporary (or no) immunity, I may become a blissfully clean asymptomatic spreader. And if I refuse vaccination, what services will I be denied? And what might I be required to carry, physically or virtually to show I'm 'unclean', like the lepers of old?

And then there's the safety angle. So governments around the world are gearing up for mass vaccinations. Jab for Victory! So on the one hand, this could be little different to other routine vaccinations like MMR, or flu shots. On the other, it's a novel mRNA vaccine that's been rushed into production with the vaccine makers being shielded and given immunity from liability. And if the vaccine's immunity is temporary, it looks to be hugely profitable & mostly risk-free. Stats on that should become more apparent after more people get their 2nd shot, which is when most of the adverse reactions seem to show up.

Bezos to the Moon: Blue Origin fires up BE-7 engine to be used in human lunar mission

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Re: Is it just me that feels faintly disappointed

that when they test these rocket engines, the test stand doesn't at least migrate slightly to one side?

James May managed that, but they were really trying to beat another team's homebrew rocket. And May had the help of a chappie using the magic polymer gloop as part of the engine. And the rocket stand wasn't exactly up to NASA spec, or Bezos budget, but gloriously British.

But the part of the article that bothered me a little was the mention that Draper would be handling the descent. I'm guessing that won't be a long tape measure dangling from the lander though.

Where's the mysterious metal monolith today then? Oh look, it's atop a California mountain

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Re: Destroy them!!!

I thought it was the source of the Illuminati mind control that is going to be propagated via the 5G network.

I think people are confusing cause & effect. First propagate a virii. Then mutate via propagated radio waves, creating a memetic virii. Then use those radio waves to program the infected. Then use senior infected carriers to implement policies beneficial to the memetic virus. Then, as the saying goes, "The virus makes work for idle hands".

This is all obvious when you think about it. Programming infected people to make crop circles was just a beta test. The crop circles can be seen from space, but have a low information content, and programming subjects to create QRC (QR Crop) codes was complex and unreliable. But this alpha test proved that spreading via communications was possible, and indeed desireable.

So enter COVID, or Communications-Optimised Viral Information Distribution. An elegant method of combining ancient and modern, utilising quatenary code along side binary to make programming 'go viral'. Richard Dawkins discovered this, but was then persuaded to keep quiet about meme infection, but as always, once a meme is in the wild, it's hard to supress completely. But you can see plenty of evidence of the infected trying to supress this via 'social media' labelling truths as 'fake news'.

But again the purpose is obvious, as the results are showing. As the virus spreads, so do the 'monoliths'. As more are discovered, so will their networking function, and simply 'connecting the dots' will show they're placed at 'natural' convergence points around the globe. This fact is also 'checked' by dismissing the idea of ley lines, which is also evidence of the efforts being directed at supressing the truth.

But the introduction of 5G will increase the data available to the memetic virii, and thus hosts. This will both accelerate the process of 'monoliths'. These are obviously antenna, and with millions of 4W hosts transferring power via the ley lines to the antenna, will be powerful enough to beam signals into deep space, summoning our new overlords.

Glastonbury hippy shop Hemp in Avalon rapped for spouting 'plandemic' pseudoscience

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Missed opportunities

The shop should have just got with the program and made hemp face coverings. Choice of prints, that leaf, peace signs etc. Hand washable, organic, biodegradeable and sustainable. Good for you, others, and the environment!

Then again, may cause irritation. But hemp's once of those multi-purpose plants. Hemp for Victory!

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China's Chang'e-5 lands on the Moon to scratch surface

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Re: 2kg... (including samples from 2 metres down)

As Twisted Sister once said "I wanna rock, I want 2 rocks!"

Curious what it'll be collecting, ie will it be effectively a 2m core sample. Which I guess could provide a useful foundation for potential lunar bases. I look forward to seeing the results from studying the samples anyway. It's something I find both fascinating and slightly disappointing. So I started reading SF as a kid, and the idea of mysterious new elements later became tempered by boring reality.. But that's still fascinating, ie how the Moon formed, and how it's geology and mineral content differs from Earths. And the same applies to Mars & how potential colonies could become self-sufficient.

Mysterious Utah monolith mysteriously disappears without trace

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Broken clocks

I'm assuming they're not self-aggrandising as no artist has popped up to claim it, and offer the correct interpretation. Then again, it could be on it's way to an auction house or gallery.

But if I'd stol.. I mean acquired this valuable piece of modern art, I'd pitch it as a chronological inconsistency in arrangement. A juxtaposition of events, objects from different time periods. A most uncommon example of an object misplaced in time, a technology, a philosophical idea, and a material, that is placed outside its proper temporal domain*.

So basically a sundial that could be seen from space. As demonstrated by the people who located it by seeing it's shadow in satellite imagery. Reserve price set at $1.5m..

*shamelessly stolen and adapted from wiki