* Posts by Tim99

2020 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Apr 2008

Don’t fight automation software for control, just turn it off. FAST

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Re: I'll still be driving myself thanks.

@jake

My £5,000 to £1,000 was a poor illustrative example. If the autonomous car does happen, it will probably be made in China by someone you have not heard of, and the cost is of a "normal" vehicle is possibly more likely to be >£10,000 p.a.

I remember the start of a previous major disruption, the mobile phone - Initially only very few people had them, I was working in technology and bought my first one ~25 years ago, now almost everybody has them - The are often rented on a plan at perhaps £300 -£1,000 a year and, whether we like it or not, have radically changed society. The autonomous car (if it happens!) will cause a bigger change.

Your TV room example is poor, initially they were in a shared room (with your family) and many people did rent TVs; now they are so cheap that most of us have more than one, and the young might use their smart phone anyway. The cost of a private bathroom/toilet (which for most of us is shared within the household) is much less. The shared kitchen is becoming a reality for the urban young because they are starting to use their mobile phones to order meals from "dark kitchens" and many do not cook for themselves (I don't count a microwavable meal as cooking) - Another, perhaps, unforeseen product of the disruption caused by mobile phones. I know several young urban dwellers who don't have a car, and use Uber, again another disruption caused by the phone...

I did not say I liked the idea of the autonomous car, but if we survive the next 20 years (I won't be around then), it is inevitable - Moores Law generally applies to almost all technology.

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Re: I'll still be driving myself thanks.

If we work on a couple of (big) assumptions, your self-drive car may be very expensive, and for most people could become a luxury. Assume a basic car costs about the same - Most of them will almost certainly be electric with a realistic range of at least 200 miles and an average journey distance of <20 miles, and very much more reliable and cheaper to run, except for the battery which will be replaceable. The service life of the vehicle may be much longer. If we assume that most vehicles are currently used for at most 10% of the time, and they spend most of their time parked somewhere (at home or work), so we could consider that 5 people can use the vehicle, which will come to them, and they don't have to park it; the economics of car ownership change dramatically. Insurance is much cheaper, fuel costs are lower, you don't need to park, and you don't need a garage at home. Cities will need fewer roads and almost no parking areas. If we also assume that more work will be done remotely, the need to travel to and from work will also be reduced. Would you pay more than £5,000 a year for a car when sharing an autonomous vehicle could cost less than £1,000?

Microsoft has designed an Arm Linux IoT cloud chip. Repeat, an Arm Linux IoT cloud chip

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Windows

So

Another attempt to further entrench propriety lock down.

'I crashed AOL for 19 hours and messed up global email for a week'

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Grumble grumble

When I started using electronic mail in the 1970s we knew our recipients personally - If the message was important, we used to telephone them to see if they had received it; or to ask them to log in and read it. I only had to make a *couple* of transatlantic calls...

Windows Admin Center: Vulture gets claws on browser-based server admin

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MS SBS

I'm old now and the memory may be going, but, didn't MS Small business Server include an adequate remote web base management tool 15-20 years ago? It was basic, but covered most of the normal management tasks for Workgroups of up to 50 users, and seemed to be quite reliable. I suspect it was killed off to appease the larger MS Service Partners, and to encourage the rush to MS's idea of the cloud.

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

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Re: Bob Newhart

Bob had it right - "You set fire to it!".

A developer always pays their technical debts – oh, every penny... but never a groat more

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Re: If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand!

We use to run projects based on the "Rule of Two":-

Write code be twice as easy to understand than the team is capable of producing. Never put two or more expressions in the same line. Never write a function that addresses two or more business rules. Always write at least two lines of documentation for every function (Or, even every line of code). Always wait for at least version two of the tools that you are going to use to put software into a production environment. Stop writing code at two o'clock in the afternoon, then use the next two hours to check it (Then, if necessary, have a meeting about it - Which will be short because everyone wants to go home/down the pub).

'Dear Mr F*ckingjoking': UK PM Theresa May's mass marketing missive misses mark

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Re: Why did they bother?

@Teiwaz

Thanks for reminding me. I remember my father tuning our TV onto a different channel from the BBC, so we could watch Anglia TV starting. Now I feel really old...

Azure needs extra security controls before it's fit for government use, says Australia

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Can we slurp?

Please allow all other Departments information available to be available to us for "checking". Love, The Department of Defence Home Affairs.

My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix

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Re: "And bluetooth with Win10 is an iffy affair"

@kezersoze

I an old and use Unix, and may be crazy or demented; but with the exception of the Turbo button, your ex-colleague could well have been right. I can sit down at a terminal and a lot of the *NIX stuff that I used back then still works - Which is just as well as my failing memory needs only to be able to recall apropos "something close to what I want" (and then maybe whatis and man). I'm not sure if I brought a coat with me - Do any of them have K&R in the pocket? >>===>

Terix boss thrown in the cooler for TWO years for peddling pirated Oracle firmware, code patches

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Re: Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered Am I

Starts from the top? One Real Asshole Called Larry Ellison, allegedly.

Mad March Meltdown! Microsoft's patch for a patch for a patch may need another patch

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@Carl D

I am retired now and only use Windows in a VM - On an iMac in my case. I very occasionally run Windows 10 (the unlicenced version that nags you to get a licence); Windows XP (offline) about every 2 weeks; and less frequently Windows 2000, and FreeDOS.

Disclaimer: I spent a long time writing software, often with Microsoft stuff, but started to cut down the MS habit when Vista came out, and suspect that I will never give MS any more money, ever again...

What's silent but violent and costs $250m? Yes, it's Lockheed Martin's super-quiet, supersonic X-plane for NASA

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Trollface

Only $247.5m?

Shirley, just the first payment? Total budget a minimum of $25 billion? Or is this an exception after the military get to give their input?

Microsoft Australia flicks switch on Protected Azure-for-Gov service

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Microsoft and CLOUD

I know that we in Oz are members of five eyes, and that most of our data is slurped by the NSA, etc., but have the Government and Microsoft considered the US CLOUD Act passed last week?

The CLOUD Act adds provisions to address foreign data privacy laws preventing providers from producing data stored abroad to U.S. authorities. The Act applies when the US has an agreement with a “qualifying foreign government” to address conflicts of law with “qualifying foreign countries” - But: US Courts must consider: the investigative interests of the US governmental entity seeking the disclosure and the importance of the information to the investigation; the foreign government’s interest in preventing the disclosure; the risk of penalties on the provider (or its employees) as a result of the conflict; the location and nationality of the subject of the warrant and their connection to the United States; the nature and extent of the provider’s ties to and presence in the United States; and the availability of alternate means of disclosure.

A good bit is: "This is available only if the provider must reasonably believe that the subject of the warrant is not a citizen or lawful permanent resident of the United States or located in the United States." Seeing what US prosecutors do, this inspires confidence?

More ad-versarial tech: Mozilla to pop limited ad blocker into Firefox

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@JakeMS

I was initially very pleased with a combination of uBlock Origin and Privacy Badger on FireFox/macOS (and a custom hosts file), but found after using it for a while, I was getting some weird renderings and occasional hangs which needed a page refresh or even restarting the browser. I have replaced them with DuckDuckGo Privacy Essentials and seem to get effective filtering/blocking without problems. The blocker also works well on Safari and, as mentioned in the article, the Page Reader usually gives a nicely formatted clean page - This page can be directly printed to PDF which is handy for those of us with fading eyesight.

Oracle sued over claims of shoddy service, licensing designed to force adoption of its kit

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An old saw

I feel some sympathy with the customers, but I have published this here before: Q: What do you call Oracle customers? - A: Hostages.

It would seem an act of self preservation to only use (or construct) systems that do not use the Oracle stack anywhere, as they will suck you further into their alligator infested swamp. It may be better to use a "less capable" database and pay extra for the hardware to run it.

Prof Stephen Hawking's ashes will be interred alongside Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin

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Re: "Science admits when it's wrong."

"Witness the idiotic antics of the Dietary Health field."

I'm fairly sure that much of "Dietary Health" information is "Marketing" and not "Science" - Particularly that which is in populist media...

Nest reveals the first truly connected home

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"Sounds awful"

Marvin the paranoid Android.

Transport for NSW scrambles to patch servers missing fixes released in 2007

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Windows

Eh?

"as while offshore labour will be involved it can only do so much when on-premises mission-critical servers require reboots. " Well there's your problem. I'm so old, I can remember when IBM's staff were all locals, and the only offshore people your organization saw were very senior specialists that they occasionally flew in...

Developers dread Visual Basic 6, IBM Db2, SharePoint - survey

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VB

VB in Oz has a better known meaning - A mass market beer >>====> This fuelled many a Friday "work" afternoon when VB6 was new and shiny, helping to numb the pain of those who were transitioning from VB4/5. If you want staff to learn to "like" VB6, get them to do a couple of projects with VBScript.

Get tooled up before grappling with Google's Spanner database

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Big Brother

And

How long before Google drop it/move on to the next great thing. I would be wary of its use as a key component in my "global, relational-capable database".

Half the world warned 'Chinese space station will fall on you'

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Re: Finders Keepers

So space stations aren’t like pheasants then? More like footballs.

I'm not sure, but I think that if you hit one with your car, you can't pick it up; but can another driver stop and take it home?

UK data watchdog's inaugural tech strategy was written with... *drumroll* Word 2010

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Re: Really?

@Alister

Perhaps K's first language is English but the text was run through Word 2010's spelling and grammar checker before postiing?

Emirates dinged for slipshod online data privacy practices

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Emirates - Will not use

Emirates went onto my "Do not use" list when I purchased 2 business class tickets through an agent at >£10,000 which included "free" limo drop off and pick up. They stiffed me £20 for the trip to and from the airport because I was 3 miles over their 25 mile limit. I wrote to them and said that there was no mention of this in the paperwork. They wrote back and said that if I had gone onto their website, I could have searched for the information. The reply was rude and condescending, as I would have needed to know about the limit to have searched for it. I later found that the reason that I did not get stiffed in the UK, was that the limit was 60 miles. Since then I have steered 6 intercontinental business class tickets to other airlines. Service: Have they heard of it?

Sysadmin left finger on power button for an hour to avert SAP outage

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Facepalm

I guess that beats my post

From last month: my idiocy was only going to trash my work...

Ex-Google recruiter: I was fired for opposing hiring caps on white, Asian male nerds

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Don't worry

It looks as though the problem is fixing itself - In our new efficient and improved workforce we only employ (independent?) contractors.

UK's Dyson to vacuum up 300 staffers for its electric car division

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Re: Dyson hair dryer...

"I agree. It really doesn't suck." It blows?

Hypersonic nukes! Nuclear-powered drone subs! Putin unwraps his new (propaganda) toys

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Mushroom

Possible scenario

As well as embiggening himself, perhaps Putin is trying to break the US economy by getting them to spend pointless amounts of treasure on 'defence' - Just like Reagan did to help break the old Soviet Union?

This may be pointless, as much of the US economy has been purposed to develop unnecessary/late/ineffectual weapons systems for many decades (like the F35?). The US voter might be persuaded to stump up the money on this stuff, rather than on health and social care (which is actually bigger than defence spending) but they seem to be unaware its true purpose - To channel very large amounts of taxpayers' monies to a very small number of (already very rich) people.

Is this why Facebook is such a toxic dump? HP, HPE sued for 'leaking chems' into office site

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Re: A small irony

@I3N

Really old ones used mercury, PCBs were a later "safe" alternative.

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A small irony

HP and then Agilent were/are probably the largest manufacturer of gas chromatographs and mass spectrometers used to analyse sites for PCB and TCE contamination. PCBs were used mainly for dielectric fluids for large transformers and capacitors as well as plasticisers, flame retardants, coatings, etc., which might be where they came from.

One use for PCBs was as the pumping fluid for high vacuum diffusion pumps (as used in mass spectrometers). Some modern instruments still use diffusion pumps, but the fluids are normally silicone or polyphenyl ether oils - Although most of these systems now use turbo pumps,

Apple: Er, yes. Your iCloud stuff is now on Google's servers, too

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@Yet Another Anonymous coward

If they wanted the hassle, I'm pretty sure that Intel would sell them a lot of bare-bones rack servers without the pretty panels etc., and then they could run some Darwin/BSD hybrid using some of their own code base. Might it be something to do with the large chunk of "cash" that Google pay Apple to have Google search etc., on the Mac/Pad/iPhone?

Vatican sets up dedicated exorcism training course

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Re: Interesting from 2014...

"If you exorcise all the demons from Parliament, who will be left to govern the country?" The soulless senior civil service who really run it?

Disclaimer: I was a civil servant...

Google gives mobile operators a reason to love it, and opens rich chat up for business

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Devil

I told you so...

I began to suspect that Google were going to be evil when "Don't be evil" came out in ~2,000. I knew that the probability was much higher with their IPO in 2004 - But this, really? >>=========>

IT peeps, be warned: You'll soon be a museum exhibit

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Re: What job will last forever

Fluffer: Apparently, not since Viagra.

Farewell, Android Pay. We hardly tapped you

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Trollface

Barclays have their own Android payment app. Bloody minded bastards. My Barclays VISA debit card is loaded into my iPhone wallet (ducks). No, that is not an endorsement of them - Generally they are bloody minded bastards.

A print button? Mmkay. Let's explore WHY you need me to add that

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Re: And despite all this users telemetry...

What is this "Acrobat" of which you write? A spawn of Satan?

Mueller bombshell: 13 Russian 'troll factory' staffers charged with allegedly meddling in US presidential election

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Re: I'm Confused Still

Years ago I heard a commentator say "Half of Americans vole Republican, half vote Democrat, and half don't vote". This seems to be nearly "true".

In democracies with two main parties the outcome of elections tends to be determined by a few people who can be swayed. This is why politicians target them with electoral sweeteners like tax breaks, funding for local projects and unrealistic "promises".

A computer file system shouldn't lose data, right? Tell that to Apple

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Re: Cutting back on features? Not exactly.

MacOs is a certified Unix: Wikipedia. I've been around *NIX stuff since the 70s, and a fair bit of what I have used since then works in their bash CLI: ss64.com link.

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Re: Photo

See the happy married couple - She looks happy, he looks married?

The one with the 45th anniversary gift for my wife in the pocket. >>==>

BOFH: Turn your server rack hotspot to a server rack notspot

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Silent treatment

Our rep from a Huge Peripherals and Equipment supplier liked doing final closures on the phone (That's the bit where they pile on the very expensive extra stuff onto a basic proposal that you had already discussed with them in previous meetings, and send you a "final contract" to approve). His technique was to go silent on a sticking point - The theory was that you (the punter) would fill the silence by agreeing the extras. It took me a couple of calls before I realised what he was doing, so I started doing the silent treatment back to him. My best call was after about 30 seconds of silence when his nerve cracked and I heard "Hello, Hello!, HELLO!!". I apologized and said. "Sorry, I had to cover the mouthpiece - My colleague wondered if I could take an urgent call on the other line from Some Unbelievably Nice supplier, as he thought I was on hold". After that his phone calls were just to arrange meetings, or "courtesy calls" to check that the kit had been delivered and installed.

Roses are red, Windows error screens are blue. It's 2018, and an email can still pwn you

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Re: "...a total of 50 CVE-listed vulnerabilities..."

Mighty magnet? Many of the needles have been in the haystack for years and are still like new, so they are probably made from Austenitic steel (non magnetic).

Microsoft working to scale Blockchain for grand distributed ID scheme

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Microsoft

...personal privacy, security and control. What could possibly go wrong?

Oracle: We've stuffed automation in 'pretty much' all our services

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I read the headline differently

Oracle: We've stuffed the automation in 'pretty much' all our services...

Disclaimer: I started bearing scars from Oracle with V5.

MPs: Lack of technical skills for Brexit could create 'damaging, unmanageable muddle'

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Re: But it will be worth it

We're British, so Black Shorts (Saviours of Britain) surely.

Ghost in the DCL shell: OpenVMS, touted as ultra reliable, had a local root hole for 30 years

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Re: Wasn't VMS...

Of course this explains Windows problems, etc...

One of the stories that I heard was that the original NT prototype from Dave (VMS) Cutler was designed to be reliable and allegedly "more secure" than VMS, but BIll told him to strip some of the reliable and secure stuff out so it would run adequately on lower-end kit (as a lot of it was written in C instead of assembler for portability between Intel and Alpha chips).

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Back in the day

The word around was that we should stick with VMS instead of BSD (particularly) from those with a PDP background. We certainly thought a MicroVAX was a nice piece of kit back in the 1980s.

Long haul flights on a one-aisle plane? Airbus thinks you’re up for it

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When I travelled on Concorde it reallly did not feel cramped and uncomfortable. There was no headroom when standing (I'm 5'8") but lots of legroom, and you were only on the aircraft for ~3.5hrs.

‘I crashed a rack full of servers with my butt’

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Just finger trouble

I was doing some development on a test server and had not saved my work. An associated program would only run if "Turbo Mode" was turned off (this dropped the CPU clock rate down to match an original 8088 chip). Some tower PCs had the turbo button next to their push-button power switch. I pressed the turbo button to start the other program, but hit the power button by mistake, immediately experiencing the well known "How stupid am I?" feeling. I managed to keep the button in, so the power stayed on. Unfortunately, I had used my dominant right hand when I had bent down to touch the switch. Unable to see they keyboard, I managed to find the keys I needed to save my work, and then type in the shutdown command. Then I drank coffee and taped a cardboard flap over the power switch to stop the stupid person doing it again.

Edit: That is one reason why I really liked the large red power switch at the back of original IBM PCs, it was almost impossible to turn it off by mistake.

No Windows 10, no Office 2019, says Microsoft

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Re: What's a

Bombasic Bob?

An even more unstable than usual UI assistant to VisualBasic 4?

Red Hat tries CoreOS on for size – and buys

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Trevor

I can only upvote you once. Have one of these too >>=====>