* Posts by Tim99

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The march of Macs into the enterprise: Demand is on the increase

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Re: Apple don't care for the enterprise

Maybe some enterprises care for Apple? I posted this here 18 months ago:-

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...At the end of 2019 they (IBM) had ~290,000 Apple devices of which ~200,000 use macOS. At the same time they had 383,800 employees, obviously some employees will use more than one device. I have a relative who is a very senior IBM techie who told me that in his (large) part of IBM far more techies use Linux than Windows - He was also of the opinion that a number of IBMers elected to go to Apple rather than move from Windows 7 to 10.

According to IBM, Mac users cost less to support with about 1/3 of the support personnel and are generally happier and more productive.

https://www.zdnet.com/article/ibm-cio-mac-users-perform-better-more-engaged-than-windows-users/

https://www.jamf.com/resources/press-releases/ibm-announces-research-showing-mac-enables-greater-productivity-and-employee-satisfaction-at-ibm/

https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/IBM/ibm/number-of-employees

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Re: Workforce Demographics

[Shurley] Linux is UNIX-ish? The Mac is UNIX 03 Certified, Linux ain’t…

Apple patched critical flaws in macOS Monterey but not in Big Sur nor Catalina

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Numbers?

I’m not sure where the 35-40% came from. Statcounter has the number of Catalina users at over 84% worldwide

Help, my IT team has no admin access to their own systems

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I haven’t done this for a while, but assuming that the system can boot from an external device, and that you only want to zero a local admin password the chntpw utility in the SystemRescue distribution worked well, but it won’t work on an encrypted disk…

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Admin access

A long time ago, we had an uppity admin in the public service who told his boss that he was the only one who knew how the main system worked, and that he needed a promotion. There was a very high level meeting where it was decided that this was unacceptable.

I had written said system, was very senior, and was responsible for it throughout the organization. I was asked my opinion. Plans were put in place, and some weeks later I travelled on a Sunday to where the system was. I dumped the data from the files, then reinstalled the system, changed the system password, reassigned the admin to a lower group role, and reloaded the data.

On Monday, everybody in the location was told that their sections were being merged with others, that they should apply for new roles within the revised organization, and that they should continue in their old assignments until further notice. The admin just happened to have started his annual leave on the previous Friday. Funnily enough the admin was the only person who didn’t get a job similar to their previous role. All of the Byzantine rules of dealing with staff were scrupulously followed, and he left later that year.

Yes, if sufficiently provoked, the public service can be at least as bastardly as anywhere…

The first step to data privacy is admitting you have a problem, Google

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Re: How often do we get to hear "Sorry"......

It’s easier to ask forgiveness than to get permission (Apologies to Grace Hopper, and many others).

In the graveyard of good ideas, how does yours measure up to these?

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Re: The porridge in that photo looks a bit odd, don’t you think?

For kalamata, some of us (posh) people prefer the stone in - Removal seems to use rinsing which reduces flavour…

IT outage at Scotland's Heriot-Watt University enters second week

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It’s a university

What’s so special about Heriot-Watt that they went with their own customized solution?

C: Everyone's favourite programming language isn't a programming language

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Re: I think I have the problem

I'm retired, and given up computing, except with an Apple Mac. The "Terminal" is zsh. I use it a lot...

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Re: Annnnd...you completely missed the point of the article

It seems like only a short while ago that academia was teaching Pascal and frowning on goto. I wonder how that turned out?

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Re: Nothing new, kinda pathetic really

Thank you for the the Vax anecdote. We had a 11/750 for general computing and admin which could get a *bit slow*. Although it seemed fast compared to the DEC PDP-8/11 stuff that I used before then.

One day the main IT bod came over to ask (aggressively/pointedly) why I had just written a case for a DG Nova 4 for data acquisition. He insisted on looking at a raw output oscillograph scan which would be converted into about 500 7 digit numbers (raw centroided peaks). He said that it was easy to do on the 11/750 so I didn't need the Nova 4. He asked what turnaround would be acceptable? It was real-time. How many sets of data? One every 2 seconds for an hour, run 5-6 times a day. I got the Nova 4, but he did argue that a 25 MB 19" rack-mounted Winchester disk was more than we needed, so he sourced 5MB Phoenix drives - I Could fill them in 3 days, 2 months later I got the Winchester drive, which also became too small, but I could dump data off onto tape...

Linux Mint Debian Edition 5 is here

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Re: quis procurat ipsos procurates?

Perhaps a Joke icon would have fewer downvotes than the Coat? >>====>

Prototype app outperforms and outlasts outsourced production version

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Re: I once used MS Access...

There may be little wrong with MS Access "when used appropriately". I would suggest that the learning curve for writing and deploying reliable systems in Access is both long, and steep.

I have an immodest self-serving post above this one, outlining some MS Access systems. Possibly because I started doing stuff >50 years ago with FORTRAN and Dartmouth BASIC, then built more complex stuff with Rdb, Sybase, Informix, Oracle, etc., on large minis, I’m aware that I may not always have produced some of the fragile overcooked spaghetti that one might expect from some MS Access systems…

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Re: So

We used to call them "bottom up" systems. They always seemed much more successful than the "top down" stuff that was produced when talking to "Managers”. I learnt to write what looked like two systems (but in reality different menus) - One for the people "doing the work", and one for their bosses (normally lots of reports, and a few fancy templates to allow them to harmlessly squirt static stuff into Excel so they weren’t tempted to "what if" change things).

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Re: 20 year old calculator still running

I’m retired, but volunteer for a couple of organizations - I find writing them complex business/technical systems in Excel using only “Cell Functions” (No VBA Code, Macros, or Hyperlinks) sufficiently challenging to be interesting. If you don’t mind using an Apple environment, their Numbers products are a fast, easy, way to prototype and then export to Excel.

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Re: Stop Gap

A year or so after yours, we wrote a ‘quick prototype’ in MS Access for a franchisee. The intention was to evaluate what was required, and that production systems would then be built with PowerBuilder or VB/C with an Oracle or POSTGRES backend for some of the other franchises.

After a month of playing with it, the punter asked why they couldn’t use it in production. It took a few days to separate the forms/VBA/reports into a front-end system, put the back-end data onto a server, and build redundancy. It was good for about 50 thousand rows in the main active table and 5 concurrent users. A couple of extra weeks got the back-end replaced by SQL Server 4.2 on NT Workstation. This was the basis of the system taken up by the franchiser and the rest of the franchisees. As their businesses grew, the central franchiser’s server version had scaled to 10s of millions of active rows with a hundred or so distributed users (some with Terminal Services) by the time I had retired. Other systems used MS Small Business Server. The only problem was that we had to persuade the punters that they needed a whopping 8MB of RAM in each client MS Access PC, when they were used to only 4MB. Smaller systems were able to use existing equipment with the central Terminal Services servers.

Many of our systems for the next ten years followed this pattern, with the clients using the runtime versions of Access. They always came in at a fraction of the cost of VB/C or PowerBuilder, and easily integrated with Excel and MS Word. With a proper installation tool, they were stable enough to ship as shrink-wrap - One product is now installed on over 1,500 PCs on many sites across Australia - Most of our support calls (a few a week) were Windows or networking problems…

New Windows 11 build boasts inbox updates and UI tweaks

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Re: "The idea, it seems, has never really gone away"

Which particular use scenario can Windows handle better than Linux?

To create excessive spreadsheet jockeying in large moribund organisations?

Saving a loved one from a document disaster

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Re: simple hot-key

That’s why the minimum WP licencing requirement was a WP keyboard template. As I recall, our very large corporate licence was a lot of money up front and then £5 for each template - Manuals and disks were extra.

Just two die for: Apple reveals M1 Ultra chip in Mac Studio

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Re: I like the look of it but…

It's not what you meant, but: sonnettech.com - Or, off-premise: macminicolo.net...

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Re: I like the look of it but…

I suspect that the (very?) small number of customers who really need more than a 20-core CPU 64-core GPU, 2.5TB/s interprocessor bandwidth, 32-core Neural Engine at 22 trillion ops/sec; 40Gb/s 128GB RAM with 800GB/s memory bandwidth; 6 x Thunderbolt 4 ports; 10Gb Ethernet; and an 8TB SSD in a single box that can drive five 4K-6K screens, will probably be looking at a customized Linux. Apple may well have decided that they were never going to get that market.

If someone really needs that sort of specification ($8,000/£8,000) to drive perhaps 3 times that cost in displays, they are probably not going to be too worried about having to replace it after 2 years (<$16/day). I certainly didn't need anything like that when I was working, but that daily cost would have been covered by about 5 minutes of my billable time...

Apple, Broadcom allowed to press Ctrl-Z on billion-dollar Wi-Fi patent payout to Caltech

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Re: Ain’t it Command-Z on a Mac? That four-leaf-clover thingie?

These days it’s Zsh…

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Re: Ctrl-Z?

If the deities intended the control to be under the tab (VT05); whose idea was it to put the caps lock next to it (VT52), and then make it twice as big so that it overlapped to where the control should be (VT100)?

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Re: Apple sucks balls.

Perhaps. IBM’s lawyers are sometimes called the Nazgûl… The Nazgûl came again ... like vultures that expect their fill of doomed men's flesh.

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<cynicism>Do you really think that the monies will get spent on research?</cynicism>

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Re: Ctrl-Z?

Quite right too - The way that the <DEITIES> intended...

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Re: Ctrl-Z?

It may depend on the age of the computer? On my 2+ year old iMac the flc are labelled "command". The option keys have a graphic that looks like a sunken swan. A much older wired keyboard uses mostly text with few symbols - it only has the flc...

Western Australia Health taps SAP and Deloitte for AU$220m SaaS HR system over 10 years

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History

One WA Government Department that I billed typically took 60+-120 days to pay. Invoices were processed in a single batch monthly. Business complained, and the Liberal (think Conservative/Republican) Government introduced a new single system across most Departments. My first invoice took 9 weeks to be paid, after a call to the customer, and then I got another cheque for the same invoice 2 weeks later. Eventually payments stablized at about 30 days. Perhaps this one will be better? :-)

This new system is being introduced by the Labor Government. This sort of stuff has been done by computer for 50+ years, and we probably should have got the hang of how to do it by now - Perhaps, some of the main purposes of such systems may reveal themselves to be: Allowing politicians to big-note themselves; getting the right people promoted; and distributing monies to the current governments' friends?

Disclaimer: The Author may have a somewhat cynical view - Before retirement, he has been employed as a Civil Servant, worked for a Public Utility; run businesses for a banker; and owned his own business.

Trio of Rust Core Team members take their leave

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Unhappy

We had one that liked/would steal Caramac bars. We had to limit his access because it gave him diarrhoea.

Happy birthday, Windows Vista: Troubled teen hits 15

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… it wasn't all bad either…

Really!? I was writing some shrink-wraps for Windows at the time. Looking at the bin-fire that was Vista was, genuinely, one of the main reasons that I decided to plan semi-retirement to avoid any involvement with it.

Website fined by German court for leaking visitor's IP address via Google Fonts

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Re: So, when will El Reg lose its Google dependency then?

According to my browser, it is blocking google-analytics.com; googletagmanager.com; and doubleclick.net .

Hands up who ISN'T piling in to help Epic Games appeal Apple App Store ruling

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Re: Apple is getting shafted by very guilty parties

Gins and tonic is correct, but may sound wrong too…

ISO.org outage hits day 3: Still in the dark as the important matter of bunk bed standards enters discussion

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Re: Ironic

Few conform to ISO 8601 with correspondence that they generate…

BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves

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Re: I'm not sure about the key stuck to the phone at the end?

I’m a Chartered Chemist (Royal Society of Chemistry, by examination), and am probably professionally obliged to use the "f" spelling. I remember back in the 1970s this came up. There was a forthright discussion in 2012 which refers to this; https://my.rsc.org/forums/viewtopic/39/2567

Nature also has an interesting read https://www.nature.com/articles/nchem.301

Although I am also a member of the American Chemical Society, I hope that we can all agree that the (American) "acceptable" IUPAC spelling of aluminum is just wrong and that we should all use the "correct" (UK) IUPAC spelling aluminium. See: https://www.quora.com/Why-does-the-IUPAC-accept-the-American-spellings-for-aluminium-and-caesium-but-not-the-British-spelling-of-sulphur-Could-the-IUPAC-be-biased

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Re: I'm not sure about the key stuck to the phone at the end?

When I did this stuff for work, if we wanted something a bit more energetic, we used hydrazine diperchlorate…

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Re: I'm not sure about the key stuck to the phone at the end?

In theory ammonium nitrate is an oxidizing agent and not an explosive in its own right, although very large quantities (many tons) can detonate. Oxidising agents are typically mixed with fuels to create explosive mixtures. Potassium nitrate is the oxidizer in black powder (gunpowder), the fuel is charcoal and sulfur (note correct IUPAC spelling). Other fuels can be, and are, used.

UK Home Secretary Priti Patel green-lights Mike Lynch's extradition to US to face Autonomy fraud charges

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Hmm...

So Priti is getting the US establishment on side to get even more hidden dirt on her possible competitors for the soon to be vacant PM's position?

How to polish the bottom line? Microsoft makes it really hard to claim expenses, say staffers

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It got so bad with one EO who loved delaying/denying expenses, that I did once take two day's leave and claimed court expenses for two days/nights because Mrs Tim99 wanted to go with me. She went shopping on the one day I was in court.

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Top-Down system?

Almost always specced by bosses and people outside the department. When I did this, the punter often finished up with two joined systems - One to keep the bosses happy, and the other for the peons who actually used it. Typically, I called the first a "Management System" with a pretty screen and lots of reports; and most importantly, snazzy "Export to Excel" facilities. The other often had several streamlined CRUD screens with a simple main data entry screen, and only a few reports. The most important people (Boss's secretaries) got both...

Former Oracle execs warn that Big Red's auditing process is also a 'sales enablement tool'

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Re: recursive backronym

In the 1980s, on their DBA course (Reading?), I heard:-

One

Rich

Arsehole

Called

Larry

Ellison

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Surprised?

Water is wet; bears crap in woods; Oracle gouges customers hostages…

Disclaimer: Author still bears scars from architecting systems with Oracle 4/5.

Throw away your Ethernet cables* because MediaTek says Wi-Fi 7 will replace them

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Re: You can pry the ethernet cable out of my cold dead hands!

I think I remember last using 10BASE5 to connect 2 10BASE2 Novell networks in separate building a few hundred metres apart. I can’t remember what the adapters were though…

'Please download in Microsoft Excel': Meet the tech set to monitor IT performance across central UK government

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Re: in line with agile delivery best practice

Sometimes the "build one to throw away" becomes the "it works, we’ll keep it”. This will be used until it blows up because of problems of scale; lack of (referential) inegrity; not "one source of truth"; etc…

UK, Australia, to build 'network of liberty that will deter cyber attacks before they happen'

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Look a squirrel/koala

Two governments with problems with the electorate. Truss wanting to be PM - or de pfeffel setting her up to fail? Scotty from Marketing trying to look strong, or Dutton setting himself up as leader if they lose their majority in May?

Web daddy Tim Berners-Lee on privacy, data sharing, and the web's future

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Re: Pods......and other attractive possibilities.......

"....two local backups (one offsite) seems a better proposition!"

Hmm, a bare minimum I would have thought. After doing this stuff for >50 years, I now have 2 Time Machine backups; 2 full disk bootable backups (1 off site for each); and an encrypted internet backup - With incipient old age/forgetfulness I'm wondering if that is adequate...

Bug in WebKit's IndexedDB implementation makes Safari 15 leak Google account info... and more

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Google?

What is this Google? Is the same one that I may occasionally use by typing in "my search terms !g" into DuckDuckGo…

Planning for power cuts? That's strictly for the birds

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Re: I say it's plausible

It’s murder that the plan didn’t past muster?

Insurance giant Lloyd's hires DXC to migrate org off legacy mainframes to AWS cloud

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I wonder

Do we think that they can get affordable insurance to cover this?

Another day, another ERP project behind schedule: This time it's Norfolk County Council and an Oracle system

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Re: NFN (Normal for Norfolk)

Sorry, no. I looked for it after his death, but couldn’t find it.

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NFN (Normal for Norfolk)

Sorry to rain on your meme, but…

My father was the Treasurer of a Norfolk Council when documents were still hand written or typed. He was responsible for the installation of one of the first local authority systems (in the mid/late 1960s, Burroughs?). It’s main job was to look after the rates, and pay bills and salaries - It worked. I was just getting into science/technology then, and was allowed to go and see it working in its own room. The manufacturer was sufficiently pleased that it was used as a reference site, and for some reason "gave" them an ANITA calculator to "check everything was OK" - I think that cost about £400. He took early retirement when local authorities were reorganised in 1973 (Redcliffe-Maud). He predicted that the new large authorities would become an inefficient bureaucratic mess, so he grabbed the pension and left. When he left he was allowed to buy the ANITA for £5 and was still using it in 1991.

Microsoft tweaks Teams and Viva to help bridge gap between frontline workers and their managers, among other things

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Re: Two points....

An upvote and a >>======>