A modern god would text us...
ALL THEES W0RLDS
ARE YOU'RES
ACCEPT EUROPA
EXEMPT NO LANDING
THEIR YOU'SE THEN TOO GATHER
YOU'SE THAN IN PIECE
Thus leading to confusion, an incident, and an argument with a very angry god.
NASA's Europa surprise
NASA will on Monday reveal “surprising evidence of activity that may be related to the presence of a subsurface ocean on Europa.” Europa is one of Jupiter's many moons and is thought to have an icy crust floating above a liquid interior. The prospect of a liquid interior makes it a decent candidate for hosting life, so the …
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Monday 26th September 2016 06:58 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: A modern god would text us...
Landing at Europa?
Currently, I'm just imaging how an advanced cilvilisation might have fined tuned the commercialisation of overpriced tat and shit food, given my somewhat extreme hatred of traveling through Gatwick.
Boy, modern life can really suck at times, Gatwick seems to have every possible facet of this, in extreme, with so many (seemingly) happily buying into this.
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Monday 26th September 2016 09:46 GMT james 68
@Adam Jarvis
If you think Gatwick is bad you should try Moscow Sheremetyevo.
They should hand out free razor blades to anyone with a layover lasting longer than an hour.
Which is approx 99% of them as they seem to last a minimum of 6 hours, a canny way to make you wish for death as you spend your cash in the many, many airport shops as a feverish attempt to console your fraying sanity.
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Biting the hand that feeds IT
