"You Wouldn't Want to Mess With Me" is a song in The Little Mermaid TV series, in the episode, "Against the Tide."
Lyrics[]
With one wave of my hand
You know who's in command
I'm the quintessential queen of sorcery
I keep a potion in my purse
That's worse than any curse
No, you wouldn't want to mess with me
Take a barracuda's nose
And a dozen turtle toes
And the venom of a sea anemone
Eye of urchin, Crab of louie
Stir the goop until it's gooey
That's my favourite rancid recipe
No, you wouldn't want to mess with me
Make way, I'm in charge
Your fate is looming large
It won't do you any good to flee
My concoctions never fail
So you'd better watch your tail
No, you wouldn't want to mess with me
When you think I'm on the brink of going under
I've a way of coming out on top
Oh my darling débutante
I always get just want I want
And I want this mucky luck to stop!
I'm the mistress of mystique
With a slender slim physique
I'm an idol in the sea of infamy
I admit I'm quite a catch
But I've never met my match
So you shouldn't test the best
'Cause you couldn't stand the stress
No, you wouldn't want to mess with me
Gallery[]
The song ends and explodes
Ariel was scared, King Triton was very angry and Sebastian was hiding on Triton's shoulder
Sebastian's idea to sculpt Lucky in dessert form
King Triton was enraged
Ariel, shocked to see Ursula's face on a bubble
King Triton blocking Flotsam and Jetsam as a Monster Serpent
Trivia[]
- During the reprise of this song, Ursula turns Flotsam and Jetsam into two different monsters, sharks the first time, then into two sea serpents.
- In the scene where we see a skinny Ursula, we see 18 fish with Ursula's face on them.
