Big Game Heroux Dip

2 tablespoons dried chives

1 tablespoon dried basil

1 tablespoon paprika

1 tablespoon white sugar

1 tablespoon dried parsley

2 teaspoons onion powder

2 teaspoons garlic powder

2 teaspoons celery salt

1 ½ tablespoons dried cilantro

1 teaspoon finely ground black pepper

½ teaspoon ground allspice

½ teaspoon ground ginger

½ teaspoon cayenne pepper

¼ teaspoon ground turmeric

¼ teaspoon monosodium glutamate (MSG) (Optional)

3 tablespoons lemon juice

3 tablespoons horseradish sauce

1 tablespoon prepared yellow mustard

2 cups mayonnaise