Clusterfest's Food Lineup Includes Dining Experiences From South Park, Seinfeld, and More

Clusterfest, the enormous comedy festival with the crazy-good lineup (Jerry Seinfeld, Sarah Silverman, and more), has announced its full food and drink program. And, it’s good. Real good. As we previously reported, there will be some really cool “interactive attractions,” including recreations of Paddy’s Pub from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and more.

Now, here’s the full lineup, including cameos from SF chefs like Sarah and Evan Rich (Rich Table), Matthew Accarrino (SPQR), Brandon Jew (Mister Jiu’s), and Top Chef’s Melissa King and this year’s winner (sorry, spoiler alert) Brooke Williamson. There will also be tons of Bay Area food vendors, like Locol, Humphry Slocombe, and Itani Ramen.

South Park

Sarah and Evan Rich will (somehow) recreate the “Chili con Carnival” scene from the “Scott Tenorman Must Die” episode competing against Matt Accarrino and culinary YouTube star Binging with Babish in a non-human-flesh-filled chili cookoff. Meanwhile, Top Chef Melissa King and Brooke Williamson will break down a whole pig, as a tribute to the show’s “ManBearPig” episode.

Also found in the South Park realm, will be approximations of some of the town’s best food purveyors, including Tweek Bros. Coffee (from Four Barrel), Casa Bonita (Tacolicious), Les Bos (drinks from Hotsy Totsy Club), and Raisins (with wings from Mister Jiu’s).

Seinfeld

Jerry’s favorite place for a cup of coffee, Monk’s Cafe, will also make an appearance at the festival (as it should, considering Seinfeld is the headliner). This time the food will be provided by Wise Sons Jewish Deli, offering up classic dishes like babka, and the Big Salad.

Most importantly, the Soup Nazi will be on hand to serve (or refuse to serve) soups and stews. The original Soup Nazi actor Larry Thomas will be in and out of the stand all weekend, so you may have the opportunity to be denied soup by the man himself.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

If you’ve been waiting your whole life to enjoy the beauty of rum ham or beef and beer, wait no longer. Here come’s Paddy’s Pub, serving up all the best dishes, including wine-in-a-can and “grilled Charlie’s.”

The Corkscrew

Similar to Outside Land’s Winelands, The Corkscrew is a curated wine bacchanalia with California wineries like Scribe, Banshee, Turley Wine Cellars, and more. To fit in with the rest of the festival’s bizarro themes, there’ll also be El Cavino, a 1969 El Camino that will be “serving up a truly unique sparkling wine experience,” whatever that means.

Here’s the full list of other vendors:

HUMPHREY SLOCOMBE
Pop My Cherry Sundae | Elvis: The Fat Years Sundae | Bourbon & Coke Float Secret Breakfast Sundae | Cold Brew Float | Fresh Brewed Coffee | Ice cream scoops / Secret Breakfast, Malted Milk Chocolate, Tahitian Vanilla, Rose all Day

WOODHOUSE FISH CO.
Split-Top Maine Lobster Roll | New England Style Clam Chowder in a Cup or Bread Bowl

GERARD’S PAELLA
Chicken and Shrimp Paella

THE FARMER’S WIFE
Heritage Pork Chorizo, Chimichurri & Farm Egg Melt | Toasted Fennel Sausage, Avocado & Sauerkraut Melt | Stone Fruit & Wildflower Honey Melt | Farm Market Salad | Pickle, Sauerkraut & Mustard Melt

GOURMET FAIRE
Crab Garlic Fries | Beer Battered Garlic Fries | Bacon-Jalapeno Ranch Garlic Fries | Gyros-Greek Spiced Beef, Grilled Chicken or Veggie with Tempeh | Chicken Pesto Sandwich

SOUTHPAW BBQ & SOUTHERN COOKING
Smoked Pulled Pork Sandwich | Smoked Jackfruit Sandwich | Smoked Brisket Sandwich

ITANI RAMEN
Sloppy Style Veggie Gyoza, Sloppy Style Chicken Gyoza

CURRY UP NOW
Sexy Fries - Chicken Tikka Masala, Panner Tikka Masala,(samosa+chutneys) | Burritos and Bowls | Deconstructed Samosas | Mango Lassi

HOMESTEAD COOKIES
Chocolate Chip Cookies | Hot or Cold Brew Coffee

NOMBE
Nombe Ramenburger | Japanese Hot Tots | Tempura Jalapeño Poppers | Avocado Fries

CROSS HATCH EATERY
Cold Yam Noodles w/ Pork Cold Cuts | Cold Yam Noodles w/ Chicken | Vegetarian Cold Yam Noodles | Spicy Garlic Cold Tofu | Traditional Asian Chicken Salad |

FK FROZEN CUSTARD BARS
Frozen Custard Bars , plain or customized.

THE POP NATION
Gourmet Ice Pops

SAGE VEGAN BISTRO
Buffalo Cauliflower | Orange "Chicken" Bowl | Jack Fruit Tacos | BBQ Cauliflower Wings | Avocado Salad | Baja Avocado Tacos

GLAZE TERIYAKI
Salmon Teriyaki | Steak Teriyaki | Chicken Breast Teriyaki | Shishito Peppers | Spicy-Yaki Wings

INDIA GOURMET
Curry & Rice Bowls | Samosa Plate | Naan Wrap

ISLAND NOODLES
Island Noodles - Chicken & Vegan Options | Island Slaw

SAGE VEGAN BISTRO
Buffalo Cauliflower | Orange "Chicken" Bowl | Baja Avocado Tacos

GLAZE TERIYAKI
Salmon Teriyaki | Steak Teriyaki | Chicken Breast Teriyaki | Shishito Peppers | Spicy-Yaki Wings

HOMESLICE PIZZA
Tumblin Dice Pizza Slice | Dead Flower Salad | Wrecking Ball Meat Ball with Sauce | Black Lemonade

THE CHAIRMAN
Pork Shoulder, Chicken or Pork Belly Steamed Baos or Baked Baos

LOCOL
Braised Beef, Carnitas, and Bean & Cheese Foldies | Agua Fresca

BLING BLING DUMPLING
Ginger Pork Dumplings | Chicken & Thai Basil with Spinach Salad | Shiitake Mushroom Dumplings | Fried Tofu | Popcorn Chicken

HOOKT MINI DOUGHNUTS
Cookie Empire Doughnuts | Cinnamon Sugar Doughnuts | Peach Mango Doughnuts | Ube Doughnuts

RURU JUICE
Naughty Waffle | Acai Superbowl | Brainstimulator Smoothie | Mango-goji slushie

HELLA HALAL
Hella Halal Platter | Yee'ro Wrap | Cali-Style Salad

AL FORNO
FERRUZZA Pizza by the slice | Stromboli | Cannoli

It’s all going down at Civic Center Plaza and the Bill Graham Auditorium on Friday, June 2 through Sunday, June 4. Tickets are available here.