"Well you can see this ain't no monster, it's my new pet octopus. The only thing he likes to eat is sardines. Hehehehe. Little fella wouldn't hurt a fly unless it was on the end of a fish hook!"
"That's trash you're talkin', Kabu! Ain't no such person as Kirby!"
"Look, pal, I don't like to complain, but I paid you folks a lot of money for an octopus monster and it turned out to be a little shrimp."
"I'll show them kids. If I can't earn respect, I'll just buy it... from Nightmare Enterprises!"
"My plan worked! I laid out an apple trail, and Kirby got buried in an apple-lanche!"
"I just love it when I get Dedede-structive!"
"That kid's got it all wrong, this here's a king-sized misunderstanding! Any events and situations depicted on Channel DDD are purely fictional!"
"HEHEHE! I AM A SUPAHSTAH WARRIAH!"
"Remind me to install some escalators on this mountain."
"Look at all the variety. There's shy birds, fly birds, blue birds, two birds, crazy birds, and lazy birds!"
"Dyna Blade had an egg it laid, E-I-E-I-O! But a handsome king had a plan he made, E-I-E-I-O! When Kirby eats that big old egg, Dyna Blade's gonna grab Kirby by the leg, Drag him away to a secret lair, Finally get Kirby outta my hair!"
"There's only one bonafide ruler of Cappy Town, AND THAT'S ME! KING DEDEDE!!!!"
"Yo! Open up! Lemmie in before I huff, and I puff, and I BULLDOZE THIS DUMP DOWN!!"
"Aw, my paper's in pieces! Grr... if that's how y'all gonna play it, I'm gonna up the ante!"
"You call this thing an Ice Dragon? Looks like somethin' you win in a carnival!"
"This weather ain't gonna be done with till Kirby's on ice, but Chilly's too much of a chump to do it."
"That WolfWrath monster of yours better not wreck my castle. This ain't no doghouse!"
"I paid Nightmare Enterprises a heap o' money so they could send me a heap o' popcorn?!"
"Don't be so hard-boiled, Eggman! It ain't like we're gonna mailin' out a whole heap of DVDs tellin' folks about the whole dang scheme!"
"I'll get you, Kirby! That's the last time you steal my dinner! YOU CHICKEN THIEF!!"
"Quiet! It is my royal duty to hog every treasure in this here kingdom!"
Dialogue[]
Dedede:[trying samples of Kawasaki's food] Tasteless! Nasty! Awful! This stinks! This too! Lousy! Putrid! Rancid! TREASON!!!!! Kawa-yucki, I oughta fry you up like a fritter!
Escargoon: I know this came outta the oven, but it takes it came outta the sofa cushions!
Dedede: There's a word for this here stuff, and it ain't "food"!
Dedede: Eh, what happened?
Escargoon: You were sleepwalking, that's what happened! Or should I say, you were sleep-whacking!
Tiff: How come we have to wear these goofy-looking robes?
Dedede: 'Cause I'm the one selling 'em, that's why!
Dedede: Just don't touch [that button]!
Escargoon: I hate it when you tell me "don't." That means I gotta do!
