A collection of quotes of the Elliot Randolph.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.[]
Episode 3.02: Purpose in the Machine[]
Spoken by Elliot Randolph[]
- "The nightly news, cities flying into the atmosphere, government task forces, and now the public is freaking out about alien outbreaks. Pretty crappy time to be on Earth if you're not a local, so I am staying low."
- ―Elliot Randolph[src]
- "I will help you get her back. I'm not entirely heartless. But if I do, I want your word that we will demolish this portal and no one passes through it again."
- ―Elliot Randolph to Phil Coulson[src]
Dialogue[]
- "A Hebrew warning carved in an English castle struck me as odd. Out of place. Seems ancient."
"But you stopped looking into it?"
"A man dressed as an owl, of all things. I got him drunk enough to admit that no travel to other worlds was even occurring. Just ritualistic killings. Eh, the whole thing stunk of half-baked satanism. Just some fabrications to entice new members. And, well, there were fire dancers. I got distracted." - ―Elliot Randolph and Phil Coulson[src]
- "Okay, well, this room wasn't on the last tour. It's an odd shape for architecture this period. Definitely built after I was here."
"Reminds me of the bunker under the Louvre."
"What? There's no bunker under the Louvre. That's a joke, right? You're messing with me. All right, great. Now I'll have to check." - ―Elliot Randolph and Bobbi Morse[src]
- "Agent Coulson, what exactly is Daisy?"
"They call themselves Inhumans."
"I have not heard that word in a very long time." - ―Elliot Randolph and Phil Coulson[src]
Episode 3.08: The Well[]
Spoken by Elliot Randolph[]
- "I was a mason. I broke rocks... for thousands of years. If you can imagine that. So when they came, asking for people to fight, yes, of course, I signed up. I think, really, I just wanted to travel."
- ―Elliot Randolph[src]
- "Based on these runes, I'd say I'm looking at a piece of the Berserker Staff. Let's have a look. The myth dates back to the late 12th century, it's all about a powerful warrior from Asgard, a soldier in the Berserker Army."
- ―Elliot Randolph to Phil Coulson[src]
- "I hated that thing. Other guys loved all the power that comes with the rage. No, I didn't like it at all."
- ―Elliot Randolph[src]
Spoken about Elliot Randolph[]
- "When we first found the hammer in New Mexico I consulted one of the world's leading experts on Norse mythology. Elliot Randolph, a professor at a university in Seville."
- ―Phil Coulson to his team[src]
- "You were right. He's Asgardian."
"Good thing. Otherwise, that would have been awfully embarrassing." - ―Grant Ward and Phil Coulson[src]
Dialogue[]
- "He came to Earth to fight, but he ended up falling in love."
"With whom?"
"With life, on Earth. Humanity. He fell so much in love that when his army returned to Asgard, he stayed behind." - ―Elliot Randolph and Jemma Simmons[src]
- "Horny. I met a French girl in 1546. Ah, she loved stories. So... I told her a great one. All about the peaceful Asgardian warrior who stayed. Now, how was I to know her brother, the priest, would write it all down and turn it into, I don't know, a thing?"
"Do you know Thor?"
"Oh sure. I spent all my days palling around with the future king of Asgard. No, I don't know Thor." - ―Elliot Randolph and Phil Coulson[src]
- "Am I dead?"
"Apparently not." - ―Elliot Randolph and Phil Coulson[src]
- "Can we give you a lift back to the university?"
"Well, you know, with Europe's new fascination with all things Asgardian, I'm wondering if it's time to start over somewhere else." - ―Phil Coulson and Elliot Randolph[src]