• Green Room

    Green Room

    ★★★½

    Thought the story and characters were kinda just ok, but the suspenseful tone, realism and effects are what made the film worth watching for me. Overall I liked it.

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

    I feel like this somehow got both weirder and somehow more understandable on rewatch. It’s a mixture of our most beautiful dreams and darkest nightmares. An example of the darkness we all contain within ourselves and the good we also possess through our ability to control it and help others. Thank you so much for this piece of art Mr. Lynch. 

    May you rest in peace.

  • WHAT DID JACK DO?

    WHAT DID JACK DO?

    ★★★

    I love how David Lynch is both an award winning director and a god tier shitposter. 

    May you rest in peace sir.

  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

    Manos: The Hands of Fate

    The master’s robe was mildly interesting. 

    Other than that this movie is actual gonorrhea. Literally every single aspect of this film is unbearable. It’s almost impressive to see someone fuck up so hard.

  • Cries and Whispers

    Cries and Whispers

    ★★★★★

    What?

  • Hello FatherDog

    Hello FatherDog

    ★★★★★

    I love it and I do not fully understand it.

  • DumbLand

    DumbLand

    ★★★

    This is unironically better than like 90 percent of modern adult cartoons to be honest.

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan

    ★★★★½

    “Literally me” people after watching this: 

    I’m gonna go home and jerk off.

  • Multiple Maniacs

    Multiple Maniacs

    ★★★½

    One of the most based things ever put to film.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★½

    I never expected a sonic movie of all movies to fall into the “literally me” category but here we are.

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

    The one thing I dislike about this is that the house is owned by Matt Gaetz’ family. 

    Everything else is perfect.

    Also would they like watch Truman jack off or something? There are so many disturbing implications.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    Nosferatuah

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