• Rebel Without a Cause

    Rebel Without a Cause

    ★★★★½

    James Dean has incredible sexual chemistry with like everyone ever.

  • CM Punk: Best in the World

    CM Punk: Best in the World

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It feels weird to watch documentaries on people or topics you are already obsessed with.

    Pepsi Phil really is one of kind, love him or hate him he has such a captivating charisma that leaves you desperate for more. He could so easily be a legit cult leader, I'd jump off a bridge for him he's so suave.

    So much has happened in the last 12 years that makes his whole story so interesting. He was addicted to wrestling and…

  • Mysterious Skin

    Mysterious Skin

    Will be brought up at all future therapy sessions.

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★

    I really really liked the action, the visuals and the villains. The rest is rushed and shallow.

  • Moulin Rouge!

    Moulin Rouge!

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Really wish I loved this more and if anyone other than Baz Lurhman were directing I probably would’ve.

    Leads are great, the Duke and Zidler have their moments, Toulouse was insufferable. Typical nauseous Baz visuals at parts but is gorgeous when it slows the fuck down. The story is both charming in its simplicity (I’m a sucker for love conquers all) yet equally it’s very predictable, not in a ‘it’s so tragic we can see where it’s going but the…

  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★★

    I liked when the robot did the Clone High hands of sincerity.

    One bit really reminded me of The Iron Giant, and then I cried, because I love The Iron Giant.

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★★

    Why isn’t this widely considered a horror? Scared the shit out of me fr

  • A Different Man

    A Different Man

    ★★★★

    If Adam Pearson has million fans, then I'm one of them.
    If Adam Pearson has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
    If Adam Pearson has no fans, that means I'm dead.

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★★½

    Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's…

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★★

    1,000th film, most of the jokes don’t land at all for me but the ones that do are pretty shagadelic.

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★★

    Gender be like rargghhh 🤪🤪🤪

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I know this is kinda "how it wants me to feel", but even so, that ending can fuck off.

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