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Alien: Romulus 2024

★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

Alien Romulus

Andy: The solution for a claustrophobic astronaut is to give him more space.

So I'm going to be honest: I'm not the biggest fan of this franchise.
I only liked the first 2, but I have to say I did find myself enjoying this movie, so it was pretty good, but the movie had its moments where I was screaming, You idiot! for some of the decisions the characters were making, and the 3rd act—what the fuck is that thing? It was creepy looking, but yeah, Alien Romulus was pretty good.
Kraven the Hunter 2024

½ Watched 13 Dec 2024 2

kraven the hunter
Yeah, now I see why this kept getting pushed back.
Holy shit.
Thank God this is the last movie in the Sony's Spider-Man Universe.

I pray to God they never get the rights back to make another live-action Spider-Man movie.
I know I only review horror, but holy crap, this movie is so shit I had to review it.
Sony doesn't know anything about the characters at all Jesus Christ.
Kraven the Hunter is a villain not a hero wtf.🤦‍♂️

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Jason X 2001

★★★½ Watched 13 Dec 2024 2

Jason x
Crutch: Hey, you're lucky you weren't alive during the Microsoft conflict. Hell, we were beating each other with our own severed limbs.
First of all, I want to say happy Friday the 13th, which is crazy to say in December.
I didn't think I'd be watching or reviewing the F13 movies at the end of the year.
LMAO, make sure y'all leave milk and cookies out for Jason tonight.
Anyway, on to the review: Jason X is one…
P2 2007

★★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2024 1

P2
Thomas : Way to ruin Christmas. Asshole.
Can't believe I kept putting this hidden gem off for so long; the movie is actually pretty dang good and actually creepy.

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30 Days of Night 2007

★★★★ Watched 11 Dec 2024

30 days of night
Marlow:There is no escape. No hope. Only hunger and pain.
30 Days of Night is one of my favorite vampire movies.
The setting, the tone, the atmosphere, the characters, the plot, the gore, etc.
Josh Hartnett is just an amazing actor, man.
The vampires are creepy as hell, and the only thing I hated about this movie was them showing and killing the dogs.
Yes, I know it's fake, but it's still sad.
The kid vampire…

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