The Strangers: Chapter 1
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The Strangers: Chapter 1 2024

★½

Watched 21 May 2024

Grade: Very Bad
Score: 20 out of 100

“Because you’re here”

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ORDER A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO MEAT?!? Congratulations The Strangers Part One, you are the comedy of the year. This might be one of the most pathetic horror movies of the year and reboots of all fucking time. You simply don’t care about either character or any semblance of their “personality”.

These two dipshits make some of the most hilariously stupid decisions at every fucking turn. It 100% takes you out of the movie. You know it’s bad when the whole theater laughing and laughing when your main characters get fucking stabbed. The Strangers themselves are pretty okay, armed with plot armor and godly super speed and super hearing. To be honest, they didn’t need it at all. Sure it’s tense at some points, but only because you don’t expect whats coming next. I’m not writing anymore, they clearly didn’t care about the movie so I won’t care about it either. Fuck you.

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