• Secret Santa

    Secret Santa

    ★★★

    expected more of a slasher movie but this was fun! the dude with the stutter was kinda cute i want him

  • Rope

    Rope

    ★★★★½

    bunch of f words

  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    ★★★★★

    literally one of the greatest opening sequences in all of horror

  • A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter

    A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter

    ★★★★★

    a massager!!!!!!!

  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    ★★★★★

    YA BANGGGG

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★★

    oh, i didn't know that that was happening.

    i've seen it, yeah. i don't know how widespread it is, but i am in queer media

  • Bad Moms

    Bad Moms

    ★★★★½

    this is so heavily 2016 like it is a time capsule of 2016 with the needle drops

  • Christmas Mail

    Christmas Mail

    ★★

    THIS WAS SO BADDDDD

  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★★★

    DOCTORRRRR I NEED A NEWWW BRAINNNNN

  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★★★

    really don’t think there’s anything i can say about this movie that my friend jax hasn’t already said but every time i watch this movie i love it more and more. a PERFECT horror film that really just goes for the jugular and is bleak and mean and disgusting in the best ways. it’s scary, with some of the most effective jump scares in recent memory, and it’s a very hopeless movie. this demon is addicted to feeding on skye. we see…

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express

    tom hanks needs to be investigated for the illegal child labor he forced upon these children!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★★★

    the end credits sounding as if the smile demon is mocking skye in song form, using the very thing skye loves doing against her. parker finn you are such a genius.

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