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  • The Fly

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★★½

  • Shame

    ★★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★★½

  • Welcome to Me

    ★★★½

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  • Worm Burner

    Worm Burner

    ★★★★

    “A storm’s coming, boys”

    Damn right! And its name is Tad Nightingale! An uninvited whirlwind maniac that wants nothing more than to rain on this softball team’s parade. Sorry players, the game’s being called due to heavy showers OF BLOOD. 

    Worm Burner is the latest in the Elytra Collective’s collective of short (and often hilarious) films, many of which star everyone’s favorite hunter-assassin, the very bad, total chad, Tad Nightingale. And just like its predecessors, this latest entry is chock full…

  • Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

    Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

    ½

    I’m not sure how to parse this. I really don’t understand what this movie wants from me. It’s irreverent and corny as fuck. Completely shits all over the series legacy, and does so with such aplomb, it’s almost worth watching as a spectacle in that regard. Just the fucking audacity of it all, the commitment to bad camp. 

    I dunno man, I definitely wasn't laughing with it. But…I suppose I laughed nonetheless?

    Half a star, bitch.

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  • Blue Spring

    Blue Spring

    ★★★★

    Blue Spring is devastating. Amplifying the angst-filled emotion which propels much of the high school drama contained within, the film whiplashes the viewer from contention to contention, promising a dizzying and highly turbulent cinematic experience.


    "People who know what they want... they scare me."


    I'll be honest, I struggle to put into words the affecting nature of this film. There's this overbearing sense of desperation, misguided anger, and muted cry for help that add up to create an incredibly bleak…

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    I fell asleep, lol

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