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Smile 2 2024

★★★★½ Watched 16 Oct 2024 2

smile 1 + 2 double bill

well i am once again eating my words cause HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIT
just like the original i underestimated this and my expectations were FAR exceeded. fire whoever made the trailers for the smile duology because they are absolutely not done justice.
i didn’t expect to be saying this but not only did smile 2 top the original it is one of the top films of the year! and it was absolutely the scariest! i’m…

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors 1987

★★★½ Rewatched 14 Dec 2024 2

for anyone looking at my activity for this film and seeing my score went a whole star down! i now use a refined rating system and 2020 was 4 years ago! also the same thing happened with freddy’s revenge!
anyways this is what 80s horror is all about baby! these excellent campy fun effects all look amazing today and i still prefer this over things that look super perfect and modern! the pacing was a bit off but at least…
Your Monster 2024

★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2024

after the abysmal abigail mother melissa is back on top with her best performance yet! only would’ve watched this for her cause the trailer was definitely not my type of movie but she CARRIED and i had a pleasantly good time!

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The Suicide Squad 2021

★★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2020

the pitch meeting for this went like ‘we’re just gonna pretend the other one didn’t happen haha’!
Wicked 2024

★★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2024 3

the last 10 minutes or so (defying gravity) sealed the deal because that was spectacular. it was worth seeing in the cinema for this alone!
the opening was absolutely beautiful too, sounded like a classic disney orchestral piece and ariana’s vocals were phenomenally magical! i wish more songs sounded like this and defying gravity instead of poppy. i needed more grand spectacle pieces but the music was still great overall but that was a given!
honestly the film doesn’t look…

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