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Perfectly encapsulates the sights and sounds, and the nostalgic memories of what the spirit of Christmas used to be in the mall-hopping days. Joyous, festive, heartwarming, garishly blunt, but with an undercurrent of greed, shallowness, and darkness pervading.
A very sleek production from Michael Savino. Nails the message and ambiance in such a short amount of time, though maybe hits a little too on point with the final shot. Didn't quite grab me like his Attack of the Killer Refrigerator did. What can I say, I'm just a cheap sucker for folks getting assaulted by kitchen appliances!
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★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Dec 2024
Upping this to five stars after rewatch. While nothing can ever touch the nostalgic glee I get from the original, this thing is just completely BATSHIT bonkers all on it’s own! Focusing on Billy's twisted family tree instead of just hitting beat for beat everything Bob Clark already did gives this a totally unique vibe. It’s vicious, sleazy, has enough eyeball chewing ‘n’ skewering to make even Lucio Fulci go weak at the knees, and is just one sick motherfucking…
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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A man is poisoned by a lizard.
*Camera zooms in on evil frogs*
A woman out chasing butterflies is killed by snakes and leeches.
*Camera zooms in on evil frogs*
A man shoots himself in the leg and is killed by spiders.
*Camera zooms in on evil frogs*
A woman has her ankle attacked by a turtle and gets eaten by crabs.
*Camera zooms in on evil frogs*
A man is chased down and eaten by an alligator.
*Camera zooms…
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★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Dec 2019
Punish... Punish... PUNISH!
Hey nuns, maybe the kid who watched his parents get butchered by Santa, shouldn't be a part of Christmas arts and crafts, just sayin'. What do you expect... Poor Billy, first his parents get sliced up, then he gets stuck with a bunch of nuns, beaten with a belt, tied to a bed, and gets made to sit on Santa's lap! I can almost sympathize with him... almost. Killing Linnea Quigley was crossing the line though! Totally…
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