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  • Lilya 4-ever
  • Sick of Myself
  • The Promised Land
  • Taxidermia

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  • The Burning Times

    ★★★★

  • Dallas Buyers Club

    ★★★★

  • Escape at Dannemora

    ★★★★

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★

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  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    Reflecting on 2024, and while it was a turbulent year for myself and a lot of people I love and care about, I’m feeling incredibly grateful for the Letterboxd community and our shared love for films.

    This year, I logged (and reviewed) 639 movies, 124 of which were released in 2024. You can check out how I ranked them here. It’s no surprise that Kristoffer Borgli was my most-watched director and the king Willem Dafoe reigned as my most-watched actor.…

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    Grotesque, stylish, original, insane, bloody, tense, thought-provoking, shocking, graphic, well-acted, well-cast, well-edited, well-made, well-scored, well-shot, and unforgettable. 💉

    Kinda speechless but holy shit this is wild. Would make a perfect double feature with Sick of Myself (2022) and it goes straight to the #1 spot for 2024.

    that’s fucked up!
    best of the best 2024

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  • The Burning Times

    The Burning Times

    ★★★★

    Disturbing, dark, fascinating, educational, thought-provoking, depressing, well-made, and powerful.

    After watching Witches (2024), I got the itch to find more documentaries that actually focused on the history of witches and the witch trials… and holy shit did I find an underrated gem! Only 500 people have logged this on Letterboxd and it’s available to watch on YouTube, so don’t sleep!

    It’s hard to fact-check (because winners write history) but this refers to the persecution of witches as the Female Holocaust

  • Dallas Buyers Club

    Dallas Buyers Club

    ★★★★

    Compelling, powerful, realistic, emotional, depressing, impactful, raw, well-acted, well-cast, well-made, and important.

    Another stark reminder of how fucked the American healthcare and pharmaceutical systems truly are.

    Bravo Matthew McConaughey and an unrecognizable Jared Leto for their incredible transformations and Oscar-worthy performances.

    best of the best of all time

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  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    ★★

    Stylish, vibrant, grimy, gory, humorous, retro, fun, boring, messy, kinda bland, forgettable, well-acted, and pointless.

    While I appreciate the homage to the giallo/slasher/satanic panic film aesthetics of the 80’s, something about this just didn’t land for me like how X (2022) and Pearl (2022) did. MaXXXine felt rushed and overproduced, gimmicky to where it feels a bit forced and is ultimately just kinda mid. Easily, my least favorite of the trilogy.

    Kevin Bacon was fun and a lil goofy but all stars…

  • When Evil Lurks

    When Evil Lurks

    ★★★★

    Cruel, gory, gross, violent, gruesome, familiar, creepy, intense, disturbing, dark, nightmarish, grim, brutal, bloody, well-acted, well-made, and unforgiving.

    Possessed films are a dime a dozen but this felt fresh with a slight nod to the classics. All of the gore and practical effects are top notch and it doesn’t hold back in the no fucks given department. One of the best horror movies of 2023.

    🤢🐐🪓🐶🔨

    that’s fucked up!
    best of the best 2023

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