• Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    If Anora wins Best Picture and Mikey Madison wins Best Actress I am going to totally shit my pants (in a good way).

    This movie is as hilarious as it is tragic. For my money Anora is the funniest movie of 2024. 

    Anora would be the least conventional Best Picture winner ever right? And I would love that so much.

    LETS GO MIKEY, SEAN BAKER, and ANORA! OSCARS!!!

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    This movie was so fucking stupid, awkward, and weird (this is meant mostly as a compliment). Which I think was the point. I was waiting all movie for someone to give a Goofy Hyuck laugh. Anyways, a few of the kills had me belly laughing. Oh and the church scene/priest was hysterical. Overall I was mostly entertained and laughed out loud quite a bit. More of a comedy than a horror movie, which I didn’t expect at all going in. Went in expecting this to be The Omen but with a monkey 🤣. Fuck it, bumping my initial rating of a 3 to 3.5.

  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★★½

    A romance sci-fi action movie with some horror sprinkled in with two of my favorite people in the industry?

    There's no way I wasn't going to like this.

    The Gorge rocks! Tons of fun and corny at points but I ate it all up! This is what all streaming movies should aspire to be.

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

    The worst Marvel movie since Iron Man 2.

    Actually you know what? I take that back. I forgot about Ant-Man and the Wasp and The Marvels. Those are without a doubt much worse than Brave New World

    Bumping up my score slightly. Brave New World isn’t a bad movie per se, it’s just an incredibly mediocre one.

  • Love Hurts

    Love Hurts

    ★★★

    Ke Huy Quan is my hero.

    Love Hurts is definitely flawed, but I had a good enough time with it to say I enjoyed it more than I didn’t. At moments the action is great and then at points the choppy editing ruins it. Love Hurts barely gets a pass from me but ultimately does thanks to Mr. Quan kicking ass. Maybe I’m just easy to please! Idk! 

    Also, Marshawn Lynch should be in every movie. Just saying.

  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★★★

    This shit fucking slapped.

    As funny as it is brutal.

    Heart Eyes a new slasher icon? People are talking!!

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★½

    Love me a good January banger!

    What an insanely impressive performance from Jack Quaid. Twisted SOB!

  • Juror #2

    Juror #2

    ★★★½

    CLINT EASTWOOD IS NINETY FOUR YEARS OLD!

    Making a movie this solid at 94 is beyond impressive. What an absolute legend!!

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    My expectations and anticipation for Nosferatu were through the damn roof. Let me tell you, my expectations were not only met but exceeded.

    This was haunting and atmospheric as hell! The film was beyond beautiful to look at. The performances were all so powerful. Lily-Rose Depp really went from Yoga Hosers to THIS! 

    Willem Dafoe is just the fucking best. Holy shit, Bill Skarsgard. Stating the obvious here, but the man is beyond unrecognizable. 

    Robert Eggers is arguably the most talented…

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is no question, without a doubt, hands down the best video game movie of all time. 

    I’m really impressed at how good this was. I think my soul may have left my body a few times during this. Everything worked so well. 

    Jim Carrey masterclass. The laser scene is an all timer.

    Keanu was fucking excellent as Shadow.

  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ★★★½

    In Jaume Collet-Serra we trust 🫡

  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    ★★★

    Kraven the Hunter is Citizen Kane compared to Morbius, Madame Web, and the Venom movies for that matter. I’m genuinely going to miss this goofy ass universe #JusticeForTheSonyverse

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