Jordan Bastian

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Film programmer with a love of 90s made for TV movies and 70s horror.  Meg Ryan forever, Christopher Nolan never.

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • Citizen Ruth

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  • If There Be Thorns

  • When a Man Loves a Woman

    ★★★

  • Addicted to Love

    ★★

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    ★★★★½

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  • If There Be Thorns

    If There Be Thorns

    Samantha really fucked Smith Jerrod over on this casting.

  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic

    How much in taxes does Travolta owe?

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  • Greetings from Tim Buckley

    Greetings from Tim Buckley

    Not a very good film about Tim Buckley.
    Not a very good film about Jeff Buckley.

  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    After watching this I immediately logged on and gave Better Man an additional star.

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👀 Voyeurs 39 films

💔 Love is dumb 42 films

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