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Y2K 2024

★★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2024 4

"Goddam you got me talking like Tipper Gore."
I was born in 1984 so the first 25min were about my life & the rest was a really fun time. Julian Dennison is a fkn star.
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4 outta 5 burned CDs
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Heretic 2024

★★★★ Watched 12 Nov 2024 7

"We don't talk about Taco Bell."
Full of cool set-pieces & fabulous acting, Heretic is a rich & satisfying slice of religious horror that gives the viewer plenty to chew on. Would recommend for first dates.
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Strong 4 outta 5 pairs of magic underwear. Might be 4.5...
(Dad gives it 5 outta 5)
At the Movies (2024)

Recent reviews

Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

"Beats the hell outta me."
That was long.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 1964

★★★★ Rewatched 06 Dec 2024 2

"For the first year, the Donners did a pretty fair job of hiding Rudolph's, uh, non-conformity."
& the elves fill Santa's bag, alright 😏
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4 outta 5 snowmen singing "Silver & Gold"

Popular reviews

Nope 2022

★★★★★ Watched 19 Jul 2022 44

"Anything with a spirit can get broke."
NOPE or: How We Bring Horrific Realities Into the Light Only to Lose Sight of Them Again in the Glare of the Spectacle

& That's just 1 of MANY things to unpack.
My head is SWIMMING.
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Best of 2022

07/26/2022: Rewatched in IMAX. Rating bumped to 5/5 ❤️
Men 2022

★★★★ Watched 20 May 2022 47

"Ladies - do watch what you flush."
Alex Garland is back, & as to be expected, he has something to say about mankind & our ongoing battle with natural order in a rapidly shifting world. His overarching theme is usually explored through narratives that are rooted in the present (& how we got here from the past), but take place in hypothetical futures accelerated by illusions of choice & misuse of power.
Men, however, is set in the present; it is less imaginary…

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Derelict Deviser of #SlasherSaturday ™️ 🔪🐒
Trailers make for better desserts than appetizers.
I would know.

Life: [shows up]
Me: check, plz.

But before I go, don't forget that A.I. is shaped by OUR likeness.
Don't look so surprised when it enslaves mankind & scorches the earth.
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