• Frosty the Snowman

    Frosty the Snowman

    ★★½

    A classic of course..... a childhood staple...as an adult though, no thank you!

  • Dinosaur

    Dinosaur

    ★★

    What is this.... dino monkey huh? They are not going to make it! Womp womp

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★½

    For the time is was a shock to the system. Sick and twisted and a little gory but not to much. However I was bored out of my dome. Run faster. Do better. Don't go into houses you don't know. The end.

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★

    I actually love these little freaks. Rizzo the rat girl for real.

  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses

    ★★★½

    "And most of all fuck you!" Literally love Robb zombie movies, the vibe, the story line, the gore, freaky little chefs kiss!

  • The Hills Have Eyes 2

    The Hills Have Eyes 2

    ★★½

    Ewwww part 2! More blood and gore, even more banjos and backwoods moments, inbred "hill-billys..." get it.... get it... hill Billy's 😐

  • The Possession

    The Possession

    ★★★★★

    Given all the stars just out of sheer terror. Children, Jewish demons, Jeffery Dean Morgan, a fantastic mix of spooky and just damn terrifying.

  • As Above, So Below

    As Above, So Below

    ★★★½

    Chefs kiss. No notes! The call to Dantes inferno, and the philosophers stone... amazing!

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★★½

    First time watching it was a re-release in theaters, I would have absolutely loved it... however apparently I was in the movie theater with the joker. Give this guy a break! A glimpse into my future fr.

  • Elf

    Elf

    ★★★★

    Possibly my favorite Christmas movie to this date. "Up yours"

  • Strange Darling

    Strange Darling

    ★★

    I audibly laughed. Story line.... kinda bland. Kinda screwy. Not really what I expected. Womp. I had high hopes!

  • When Evil Lurks

    When Evil Lurks

    ★★★★★

    Children of the corn meets the nun meets evil dead. Scared me beyond belief, not for the faint of heart In the slightest.

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