• Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★½

    We love a girl boss. Honestly the whore house scenes were a bit disturbing ngl. And her mystery life was very tragic. But all in all a good watch. (PSA, do not watch with your boyfriend if Emma Stone is his celebrity crush!!!)

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★

    Hey sooooo... this is crazy. About halfway through the movie when I realized it was not a zombie movie, I said "ohhhhhhh I get it now!". The blondest moment I've ever had.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★½

    Lotta jorkin it. Lotta almost gay old lighthouse men moments.

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★★

    Ummm.... this is by far one of the saddest movies I've ever seen. It is so so good. 10/10 recommend. Good God I'm sobbing. Southern parental trauma, the stages of greif, just so so good. "I used to be a brother..."

  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

    Lotta jammin, Lotta angst, Lotta head shakes and bitchin. I said many a time "I hate this bitch!"( not Bobby D). Timmy did great!

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Literally a cinematic masterpiece. The coloring, musical scores and acting was amazing.
    However... comma.. Orlock? I mean.... slay sir, but please! Leave that girl alone!

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★★½

    First time watching it was a re-release in theaters, I would have absolutely loved it... however apparently I was in the movie theater with the joker. Give this guy a break! A glimpse into my future fr.

  • Elf

    Elf

    ★★★★

    Possibly my favorite Christmas movie to this date. "Up yours"

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★

    I actually love these little freaks. Rizzo the rat girl for real.

  • It Ends With Us

    It Ends With Us

    ★★

    Hey besties..... so ummmm let's not. Very triggering and very not a good way to paint domestic violence as romantic. Good for her for getting out but damn.

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★

    I was infact in my own personal lady Raven concert and fucking trapped in the theater.

  • Frosty the Snowman

    Frosty the Snowman

    ★★½

    A classic of course..... a childhood staple...as an adult though, no thank you!

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