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  • Challengers

    Challengers 2024

    ★★★★★ Watched 02 May 2024 2

    “what i want is to see good fucking tennis.”

    i’m perplexed mind is blank there’s nothing i could use to describe what i just experienced.
    luca guadagnino you’re a mastermind. the churro scene? that was excellent 
    tashi was absolutely right it was a relationship and they were all in love. the three of em

    idk if the slow motion during the hotel scene was a good idea everything else i heard about the editing went out the window because this movie was edited perfectly start to finish

    Zendaya, Josh o’connor, Mike faist yall’s names are currently being engraved on an oscar this was a religious experience.

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez 2024

    ½ Watched 24 Jan 2025 6

    this’s 132mins i’m never getting back. 

    i really went into this wanting to be proven wrong to have my mind changed to see what the ‘oscar voters’ saw. and i can confidently say this was a complete mess. it felt like it went on for 5 hours the editing was straight up bad. the music caught me off guard each time and it was unnatural. this wasn’t even stimulating to grant it the “guilty pleasure bad movie u watch for…

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