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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We Wish You a Turtle Christmas 1994

★ Watched 16 Dec 2024

I'm gonna assume the suppossed $5,000 budget for this was a typo and they meant $5.

2/10.
Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman 2000

★ Watched 15 Dec 2024

Oh boy do I feel really fucking festive after that. Fuck Marla, she's the biggest bitch in any horror movie I've ever seen, which is saying a hell of a lot. Manners and Sam are the best parts of this shit by far. It's annoying, obnoxious and not funny. I'd rather watch a Christmas film centered around the fucking Holocaust. If I gave a camcorder to a trio of epileptic kinderartners they could make a better movie.
2/10.

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Red One 2024

★★ Watched 10 Dec 2024

This movie just takes shit from the first and second Santa Clause films fr. Ironically enjoyable at points, but it sucked.
4/10. Why'd Santa bust all over the floor when they kidnapped bro? Santa sounds kinky.
There's Something in the Barn 2023

★★ Watched 07 Dec 2024

Krampus is better than this fr.
Martin Starr is good but his character sucks and all the other characters do too. It's ok enough, stupid fun but still not good.
4.5/10.

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