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Nosferatu 2024

★★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024 57

horniest vampire movie since breaking dawn part 1
The Last Showgirl 2024

★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025 7

now every time i hear total eclipse of the heart i’ll think of jamie lee curtis dancing

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Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021

★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Jan 2025 1

you know, it's funny that you would talk about people who died in my arms, because when i held harley quinn—and she was bleeding and dying—she begged me with her last breath that when i killed you, and make no mistake, i will fucking kill you, that i do it slow. i’m gonna honor that promise.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016

★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Jan 2025 2

i think growing up for me is realizing bvs is not 5 stars :( but the warehouse scene is still cinema at its finest and this movie is comedy gold

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A Complete Unknown 2024

★★★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2024 5

timothée chalamet and elle fanning sadly smoking cigarettes = 5 stars
Deep Water 2022

★★★½ Watched 01 Apr 2022 2

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