• Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ★★★½

    Willing to forgive the airport security guy who yelled at me for picking up my parents AT PASSENGER PICKUP because maybe Jason Bateman was in his ear telling him to rush the cars out of there

  • Stand Up Solutions

    Stand Up Solutions

    The ideal stand up comedy hour

  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    ★★★½

    This one's got Hulk Hogan

  • Gremlins

    Gremlins

    ★★★½

    Wanted my own Gizmo so badly as a kid but so many years later I sorta just wanna hang with the Gremlins

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★

    Imperfect I think because Nolan is trying to balance his love for the science of it all (and particularly his desire to get us interested in it by explaining it in depth) with how sincere all of the high emotion moments are. You can’t have one without the other, so it succeeds for the same reason it fails. If it were more focused on the idea of love transcending time and space, our characters would be more than just stand…

  • Good One

    Good One

    ★★★½

    Just guys being dudes (naming the days of the week in Spanish)

  • Queer

    Queer

    ★★★★½

    It’s cool that 2024 was being talked about as a potential down year for movies and Luca and Mukdeeprom really pulled a “fine, I’ll do it myself.”

    You’re kind of on easy mode for me when your movie is about your desires existing only in a world of your own creation, but taking that above and beyond is more than I deserve. From the aforementioned Guadagnino and Mukdeeprom, to Craig and Starkey (and let’s not forget Schwartzman who is maybe…

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★½

    They're trying to start Harry isn't attractive discourse. A man this funny with fits like that. Don't listen to them!!!

  • Step Up 3D

    Step Up 3D

    ★★★★★

    Beggin' them to release this in theaters in 4DX so Moose could splash me during the water dance scene

  • Logan Lucky

    Logan Lucky

    ★★★★

    At least 5 jokes in here that are up there for best of the past decade

    "I twisted the bag too many times"

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★★

    "Don't you think one of the charms of marriage is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties?"

  • Sweethearts

    Sweethearts

    ★★★½

    Filmed in several locations in Northern New Jersey including a scene in my hometown! I guess you could say I'm super charmed by the hometown bias but I honestly can't decide if I was more surprised by that appearance or the Stavros cameo lol. I welcome both! It's cute and more importantly, it's just pretty funny. There's probably a few too many setups for jokes that don't get paid off, though I knew Nico as Danny Zuko would crush in the credits as soon as I heard it mentioned.

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