• The Wrong Trousers

    The Wrong Trousers

    ★★★★

    my Boy Gromit stood on trains and on business

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★

    didn’t fuck with the animation style of this one - Turtles felt too nerdy idk

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    2025 audiences are going crazy for MALE scream queens. 


    not sure how I feel about the ending though.

  • My Own Private Idaho

    My Own Private Idaho

    ★★★★

    A family came in and the Mum covered their eyes during the first gay sex scene. They left after the other two.

  • Ghost World

    Ghost World

    ★★★★

    this is what a Le Tigre song feels like

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★½

    this feels like a movie that should have come out in 2010

  • Mad Max 2

    Mad Max 2

    ★★★★

    “The radiator’s damaged to the core… it’s got a cracked water pump” 

    this is legit how it feels to take the WRX on the m1 to the Southside

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★½

    got me in the mood for sharing some tea with a vro

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★

    The his (Uncut Gems, 2019) and hers (Anora, 2024) of modern New York Scum-core


    also the Tatu fully took me out of it thought I was listening to an episode of red scare

  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    ★★★★½

    I can tell you this much: if this happened today NORAD would have shot them out of the sky before they could teach us scales.

  • Black Dog

    Black Dog

    ★★★★

    If you’ve ever wanted to watch a Chinese Isle of Dog’s that’s inspired by Mad Max and Pink Floyd, with a Pink Floyd soundtrack this movie is for you.

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★★

    I got fully trolled as a 10-12 year old not knowing this movie existed and saw a fake trailer for a show called ‘Gotham High’ that was meant to be a prequel for The Dark Knight about the Joker and I thought it was weird but still believed it.

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