crazy how well trained that chimp is. Singing and dancing ??? Amazing
also Liam Ghallagher dickheadcore, and that battle scene with the chimps is insanely brutal, actual Planet of the Apes shit
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An Australian modern classic, like if this has happened to you or a mate of yours.
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thought this was Lemon Party for the first five minutes
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I don’t know if this is some student film shit or a “Twin Peaks: The Return” style masterpiece.
Chloe Sevigny was hot af though
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my Boy Gromit stood on trains and on business
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didn’t fuck with the animation style of this one - Turtles felt too nerdy idk
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2025 audiences are going crazy for MALE scream queens.
not sure how I feel about the ending though.
A family came in and the Mum covered their eyes during the first gay sex scene. They left after the other two.
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this is what a Le Tigre song feels like
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this feels like a movie that should have come out in 2010
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“The radiator’s damaged to the core… it’s got a cracked water pump”
this is legit how it feels to take the WRX on the m1 to the Southside
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got me in the mood for sharing some tea with a vro
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The his (Uncut Gems, 2019) and hers (Anora, 2024) of modern New York Scum-core
also the Tatu fully took me out of it thought I was listening to an episode of red scare
I can tell you this much: if this happened today NORAD would have shot them out of the sky before they could teach us scales.
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If you’ve ever wanted to watch a Chinese Isle of Dog’s that’s inspired by Mad Max and Pink Floyd, with a Pink Floyd soundtrack this movie is for you.
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I got fully trolled as a 10-12 year old not knowing this movie existed and saw a fake trailer for a show called ‘Gotham High’ that was meant to be a prequel for The Dark Knight about the Joker and I thought it was weird but still believed it.
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when you go down to Sunnybank to get a fuckass critter
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the yearly two-week Minecraft phase between friends be like
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say u like me lobster
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no one told me there is so much full frontal dick in this movie? Also why is everyone trynna slut Lucy out ??😭😭
Daniel Day Lewis playing a Gay-Chud is worth watching alone.
Also an old lady fell asleep halfway through and was snoring really loudly - I got the authentic viewing experience.
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do u think there are munchkin conspiracy theorists who think (and rightfully know) that the death of the wicked witch was an inside job?
very impressive, good cast overall a lot of fun.
I really like how they played on Ariana’s great comedic timing - the sets were really impressive, and overall a good musical.
I do think it suffers from a lot of cliche issues in modern Hollywood productions - unnecessarily long (Gladiator 2 style) adding too much extra dialogue. Also the stage show works because of its clever usage of a small stage - less is more ig.
Also I hope they change the part about her sister in pt.2 because that shit is ableist as fuck anyway good movie bogged down by usual Hollywood bullshit 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
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being fruity on the high seas with your boys all fun and games till you get a man overboard.
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“You will be my instrument” - me to my bass guitar in my room.
Denzel side eye game is legendary in this
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George Bailey hero of the people and Christmas
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Fun Deep Lore Fact:
When I was in Year 7 I had to give a motivational speech for an English assignment - mine was from the perspective of Katniss Everdeen rallying troops against the Capitol. My Mum made me watch the 'St. Crispin's Day' Speech scene from this movie before school that morning - tldr I got the highest mark and the video of me giving the speech was shown to other local primary schools as a good standard to meet so I owe a lot to Kenneth.
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how it feels to play fight with sticks in primary school
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me sending my interstate friends voice messages on instagram.com
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big fishing trying to weed out the little guy
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metal af
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top ten goon films
the goons in this are legendary - loyal till the end, great costuming really reflects their boss’ design.
Two-Face is bizarre, The Riddler is E.nygmatic
has one of the best scenes in movie history when he destroys the Batcave.
Truly a Schumacher Classic.
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least depressing day in the UK
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(Signature Edition)
this movie is a warm hug from someone you love.
Was nice to see those new added scenes too.
Just doesn’t miss.
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Lee is a compelling film with a great cast, even if they're not used particularly well.
The movie largely focusses on the brutality of war especially on women - which is often overlooked in WW2. It's refreshing that the film doesn't focus on Lee girlbossing her way through allied Europe's editorials and newspapers - while there is a lot of sexism in the industry this film isn't about that.
Andy Samberg gives a great subdued performance in this too.
The movie ends with a weird twist which at first I didn't think worked but might be necessary for the actual ending to hit harder, bringing it back to how its not just war where women experience sexual violence but unfortunately in all society - and how that can shape someone.
Overall it's not the best thing ever (a lot of it feels like a call the midwife episode) but its an interesting story about an interesting woman told by a female director who handles topics like this farrrr more intricately than any male director maybe outside of David Lynch.
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why is Gaddafi in this film ?
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that one mfer in highschool who don’t play about homestuck
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It’s nice to see a 90 minute comedy with mainstream appeal in cinemas after 10 years of comedies sorta being drowned out by marvel movies.
The Lorne Michaels dickriding was a bit much - ultimately I thought a pretty unlikeable character.
The rest of the cast is really where this film takes off, as well as the visual styling and for the most part the pacing.
The real overall message of the film is that Boomers had it so fucking easy getting their shit made!
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Legendary crashout. Man’s wife leaves him and he decides to go on a long ass walk. I feel this on a spiritual level.
2/4 of the major events in this film happened to me this year.
Sorta a summary of my 2024.
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white liberalism kills people
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The Crow can give you more of an evocative and heartbreaking story through flashbacks in 2 minutes than most films can in two hours.
“Believe me, nothing is trivial” goes so hard.
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I feel like this is peak humour to those Twitter right wing grift comedians who say “you can’t make jokes anymore without being offensive” and that the woke mob has taken over
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why would you ever go down there ?
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this movie confirms that since the late 1960s America has been controlled by an elite cabal of pedophiles and closeted gay men who constantly black mail each other in an attempt to weaken the grip of the domestic laws and federal government. Jeremy Strong didn’t need to go this hard and I appreciate that he did.
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sometimes low budget Australian films slap.
Honestly would have been better if it was purely an Australian film and instead of David Dastmalchian you have Shaun Micallef as host.
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if the cultural zeitgeist of male manipulators and red flags existed in 1996 I don’t think the Billy would have got as far as he did
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Michael Bay the master of Hollywood spectacle
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Me when I decide to defend the villagers from a pillager raid in Minecraft for 4 bread and a golden apple.
Nah fr always down for a 3hr epic about teamwork and the enduring human spirit not much else to say about this movie that hasn’t already been said.
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bro just wanted to go monogamous
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3freaky5me
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I’m not gay and this shit slaps
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wild how in 1950 Kurosawa was able to tell stories with this much depth to a mainstream audience, especially when compared to the Hollywood films of the same era.
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- La Chimera
(2023 Release but we didn’t get it till 2024) easily the best film of 2023.
- Challengers
they all ate
- Bad Boys: Ride or Die
- Dune: Part Two
Stilgar was running shit in March
- Anora
fun
- Alien: Romulus
my wife did a great job
- Love Lies Bleeding
Hot
- Black Dog
I implore every youngster to see this
- Civil War
I still quote this movie daily