Halloween Ends

Halloween Ends

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

HALLOWEEN ENDS TONIGHT 💀| well it fucking better after this shit show! I don’t even know how to start this off but I’m so fucking disappointed & disgusted 🤯 I never thought I would be so happy for this franchise to die ! Honestly I hope they don’t make another one ever ! Put my boy Michael Myers to rest 💀 y’all did him dirty in this one. Also I would have NEVER thought in a million years that I would be rooting for Michael to finally kill our final girl Laurie 👀 she was utterly annoying and aggravating in this like it was to much. Like shut up ! This makes me almost hate my favourite horror villain & franchise but thankfully I’m sensible enough to disregard this and halloween kills and pretend they don’t fucking exist! It’s quite pathetic how they grab our attention hardcore during the trailer then feed us shit during the actual movie. Like was this magically a love story !? Or a recovery of grieving people coming together? Is Laurie Strode now trying to pull a fucking Gale Weathers with I wrote the book on that !? This was so predictable yet unpredictable with the amount of stupidity! The entire writing about everything that happened & putting it together like it’s a daily basis situation for everyday people like Michael Myers is causing an Evil domino effect was killing me! I absolutely hate that mainly about this bc it was not necessary! Down in that drain tunnel Michael Myers might aswell have started singing
[ You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me ] like I’m not even joking 🙃 Our Killing machine Michael Myers!! The darkest eyes 👀 the devils eyes is sparing  people 💀 Corey would have been eaten & chewed up then spat out like he was nothing to Michael! Not this guy fucking baiting Michael Myers down in a sewer drain like fucking Pennywise the dancing clown 🤡 feeding him people to power him back up! Like what !? Now he’s also possessing people ? Or just Corey !? The difference between Michael & Corey is that Michael is a cold blooded killer with no emotion a blank pale face without a soul and Corey killed that kid by accident. Those two are different enough that he shouldn’t have been possessed by the evil in Michael's eyes since what he did wasn’t out of being purely evil but out of fear. Big difference imo ! It nearly reminds me of when Jamie from halloween 4 & 5 touched Michael's hand and became provoke by something that connected them. Although they were blood related relatives Uncle boogeyman 😂 fuck me. With all the time Michael Myers & Corey were spending time together I was honestly waiting for him to hop on the back of his motorbike 🏍 two of a kind eh 🔥🫠 So much family / town drama was boring me. Also with the same repeated problems of your a survivor and a hero with your struggles but the town secretly hates you for provoking a sick man with a brain issues until he snap one night LOL 😂 Michael doesn’t suffer from any sort of brain disorder or mental illness just the fact since the first original halloween 1978 he was simply born pure evil. Why the need to complicate it ? Why take something simple yet efficient and twisted into something more real or relevant instead of leaving it simple enough as he’s just a evil being with nothing behind the mask, not a man, no soul just darkness! He doesn’t need someone bringing him victims to empower him LOL when did Michael ever need anyone?!? They really had him acting like some pussy hiding out helpless! Weak and incompetent! Like Corey didn’t just beat Michaels ass in the sewer drain Lmfao 🤣 My guy just check yourself into a old folks home at this point! Retirement facility its okay we all understand now! Out of all the halloweens Laurie for some reason was giving me nutty vibes lol like some what delusional 🙅🏻‍♀️ Allyson was still annoying as usual not listening to grandma 👵🏻 Laurie 🙉 falling inlove with psycho killer that had the eyes of Michael Myers lol how fucking odd of choice ! Like hey let’s fall inlove because we’re both fucked up & similar because that’s definitely healthy coping! How one persons tragedy became everyone’s tragedy in this one. Idk how I feel about that since they basically made Michael Myers the plague doctor spreading such evil and hatred 🙃 fuck it might aswell call it the purge at this point! Allyson is also way to gullible and weak also thinking her grandmother was capable of killing her boyfriend just goes to show how much love and faith she really had for her lol after everything Laurie has been through & considering in halloween 2018 she was right about him coming back yet nobody believes her still after everything. I hate how we expected such a big blow out to happen between Laurie & Michael like the ultimate fight that lasted a few mins lol it was basically the trailer but less entertaining. This wasn’t a thrilling fight it was laughable & ridiculous. After how many times she’s tried to kill him and failed how could she get him down that simple? Then ask him to basically kill you to because everyone hates you just as much as they hated him. Allyson intervening that easily made me sick to my stomach. It was so foolish how easy they killed him. Then carried him away to his final death for good with the town backing them up like that wasn’t awkward at all. Considering the town has such hatred but binds together for some meat grinding 💀 I was low key hoping Michael would have grabbed Laurie and pulled her in aswell to make it exciting since the entire movie was so dull. Imagine that what a bang of a ending that would have been lol 😂 | btw I got side tracked and almost forgot to mention that Michael just so easily gave up when Corey beat his ass to take his mask 👁👄👁 but when the entire town tried to he put up a real good fight or when Laurie usually tries to pull it off it just doesn’t seem possible. Yet in this one tonight all that was made possible!! What a joke ! Like I’m so fucking mad ! Also the way Laurie just simply sliced his neck and then his wrist ? Like wtf was that about ?! I’m sorry this is a mess & all over the place 😅 please bear with me I’m still trying to process this trash 🗑 I think this is my most hated movie this year ! I can’t think of 1 simple thing I liked or enjoyed about it! Not one ! Not the songs or soundtrack. Absolutely 0 bc nothing comes to mind. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY WERE MAKING THIS ONE? This is the weakest in the franchise by far! Michael Myers was hardly even in this & you’d think the majority of the film would be about halloween ends aka the beef between Laurie and Michael not everything & in between 😩 how was any of that shit relevant to the main point ! We simply wanted Michael Vs Laurie yet we got Allyson head over heels 👠 for Corey & Corey possessed by Michael trying to kill Laurie then sabotaging her 😩 like excuse me. I have a headache and I wanna vomit 🤮 I better stop here bc I could go on forever and pick this apart bit by bit ! Halloween 🎃 has always been my first choice & favourite horror franchise / killer since I was a kid & they fucking ruined it! They simply don’t make movies like they did back in the day! I can’t lie and pretend I loved something that I simply didn’t! But if you did like or love this I totally respect your opinion 🫶🏻 This just wasn’t for a die hard fan like myself!

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