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Finally, a horror movie that caters to softcore porn enthusiasts and AARP subscribers!
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Finally, a movie that dares to ask the question “fellas, is it gay to read Kafka?”
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The only song played in this entire movie is “To The Sky” written and performed by OWL CITY. It is used twice. No one is operating on this level.
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Oscar Isaac counts cards. The audience counts sheep.
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if Hercule Poirot was there, it wouldn’t have went down the way it did.
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My friends out here logging Psycho and Hard-Boiled and here I am with You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. I’m depressed.
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I Shoulda Never Smoke That Shit Now Im In The Elevator Where John Lennon Kissed Paul McCartney
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Men will literally make movies about their childhood trauma working on their dad’s seminal blaxploitation film instead of going to therapy.
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Again, I woke up today thinking I was gonna watch Malcolm X. And now I’m here logging The Love Guru. I feel so empty inside.
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Mitski: “I'm just asking for a kiss
Give me one good movie kiss
And I'll be alright”
Andy Warhol: “Just ONE? How ‘bout FOURTEEN?” *mic drop*
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I Love Lucy; I Hate Aaron Sorkin.
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I know he’s Martin Fucking Scorsese but goddamit this is a glorified home movie. He just wanted to show off his new Criterion of Leave Her To Heaven.
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