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a mess of a movie. the character introduced and marketed as the male lead ends up being a foil that serves no purpose at all except as a parody for “real men” to feel superior to. the female lead, as good as mikey madison’s acting is, gets virtually nothing to work with which reduces her character to a whining, swearing brat. luckily a real man ends up swooping in - the strong, sensitive type who clearly respects women - he…
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i’d share a spoonful of ice cream with him
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rare occurence of a film being right about (almost) every single one of its own creative choices.
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★★★★½ Watched 09 May 2024
gustaf gründgens served so unbelievably hard in his little outfit. maybe they should have arrested him instead, for stealing the show
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if beavis & butthead were lesbians (hazel is stewart)
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why must a man be interesting? isn’t it enough that he tells you stories about his miniature donkey, eyebrows huge?
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and now for the million dollar question: did i give this film four stars for…
a) the astonishing cinematography
b) the subtle, yet impactful soundtrack
c) the hilarious script
d) edward norton with a fruity little mustache?
you might just guess the answer.
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they took the idea of ingredients, mixed them into the idea of a cake, and then proceeded to burn it to the idea of a fucking crisp
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girls really only want one thing and its. willem dafoe
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★★★★★ Watched 04 Apr 2024
me (sobbing): he bought the shirt with the palm trees because rico liked the palm trees
job interviewer: what
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i need to show this to my family but i can’t imagine sitting through that opening scene in my mother‘s presence
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michael bully herbig schon deutscher taika waititi
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